Aggravation reincarnation,
Aggravation,
Hear my plea...
First you take a bowling ball,
roll it down the hall,
hit your dad,
make him mad,
ooo,ooo,ooo,ooo...
Aggravation reincarnation,
aggravation,
hear my plea...
Then you take a garden hose,
shove it up your nose,
turn it on,now you're gone,
ooo,ooo,ooo...
O aggravation reincarnation,
aggravation
hear my plea...
So you take a pillowcase,
wrap it 'round your face,
go to sleep,
wake up dead,
ooo,ooo,ooo...
Aggravation reincarnation,
aggravation
won't you hear my plea...?
If you're here,
you're looking at my pathetic
excuse for a website.
Who am I?
Check the navigation buttons
and find out.
Please do NOT try ANY
of the stupid crap
in The Song.
If you DO
and it hurts,maims,kills,
or otherwise
complicates,aggravates,
or
messes up any part of your life
or anyone else's-
TOUGH!
By looking at this website,
you consent,concur,and
agree
NOT
to hold me liable
for your outrageous
STUPIDITY!
That goes for everything else
on this website,also.
Personally,
if you're stupid enough
to cram a hose
into any orifice
and turn it on,
you don't deserve
to be a member of the gene pool,
and good riddance...
Or Not.
I don't care.
Don't bother sending
nasty attachments,either.
I will NOT open those.