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| -- My Warped Family -- |
| This is the monster who lives in our residence. He apparently goes by the name of Henry. We keep him locked up and we feed him bread and water once a month. Don't fall for his supposed sweet innocence-- appearances can be quite deceiving. |
| --STATS-- |
| Age: 7 years old |
| ::targeting:: |
| Birthday: January 6, 1994 |
| Notes on behavior: seems to have no particular purpose; able to keep himself occupied somehow. tendency to be an annoying pest. |
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| Name: Henry |
| Location: Wired 10x10 cage |
| --STATS-- |
| ::targeting:: |
| Name: William (a.k.a. "Willie") |
| Location: a baboon colony |
| Age: 46 years old |
| Birthday: December 31, 1955 |
| Notes on behavior: natural tendency to take on a neanderthal-like appearance and baboonlike behavior. warning: those with high tolerance, thus after interacting with him, will find that they actually have low tolerance. |
| The baboon of the household. Considered to be quite primitive in behavior. Lack of intelligence proves to be quite annoying. Known as a chronic nagger. |
| Species: Annoyus Bratus Pestiums of the type Brotherus. |
| Species: Primitius Neantheraldis of the type Stepaterus. |
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| --STATS-- |
| ::targeting:: |
| Name: Kim (a.k.a "Mom") |
| Species: Grouchia Snoozie Alwayium of the type Matera. |
| Location: usually the bedroom. |
| Age: 37 years old |
| Birthday: November 14, 1964 |
| Notes on behavior: no apparent change in schedule. sleep, wake up, eat, work, eat, computer and/or tv, then sleep. thus the cycle begins. |
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| --STATS-- |
| ::targeting:: |
| Name: Denise (a.k.a "Dee Dee") |
| Species: Boredia Snoozie Nothinga of the type Matera. |
| Location: pretty much anywhere. |
| Age: 36 years old |
| Birthday: November 12, 1965 |
| Notes on behavior: appears to be quite useful. does a lot of the household chores. |
| the "boss" of the house. very dominating, and always grumpy. has occasional highs. |
| very quiet and at times, reserved. not of a potential nusiance. very handy, yet has a tendency to lose control (espeically of herself.) |
| --STATS-- |
| ::targeting:: |
| Name: Melissa (a.k.a. "Missy") |
| Species: Bestus Loviae Auntiea of the type Matera. |
| Location: there when needed. |
| Age: 33 years old |
| Birthday: October 27, 1967 |
| Notes on behavior: very considerate and caring. tendency to get fustrated with igorant and cruel people. |
| the best aunt one could ever have. we're pretty close. |