i wake up in the morning wipe the sleep from my eyes stand up look around let out a few short sighs grab my favorite towel head into the bath start to brush my teeth smell my own breaths wrath i slip into the water cleaning every inch shaving just my legs that part is a sinch i think about my day at work and the date i have tonight i hear him saying "please shave more" and i said "alright" so grab the razor again it is and see if can shave i make it bald i make it smooth just like a little slave why do men make us to this and why dont do the same when was the last time you met a man who shaved before he came!!!!!

Shave It