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"This is my sword Sting! It has a bluish glow when Englishmen are around."
Mel Gibson often regrets his decision to film Braveheart in Sodom.
"The terms are non-negotiable. We'll fight for free beer."
This guy did a great job with his role. He deserves an applause for his efforts. Come on, folks. Let's give him a hand....
This guy thinks its what's on the inside that counts but we all know that is just something ugly people say.
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"You should call that number. Anger management has worked wonders for me!"
Stopping to do mid-battle pushups increases your chances of survival in
a war.
They help prevent unexpected cramps and they also keep your body warm and
lose.
"Hey, any of you guys seen my body?"
"No, whats bothering me is too peronal to say."
"Whats the matter, Princess? Its okay, you can tell me."
"O--okay. I'm upset becaue the prince won't ever go down on me."
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