"Dammit, Baggins! You know its puff, puff, give. Pass that "presciouss" shit, B!"
I'm sick of this, Gandalf. Why do all of the comedians in Bree constantly make fun of short people?!"
Here's the story of a lovely Wizard
Who was bringing up four very lovely hobbits
All of them had hair of gold, like their mother's
The youngest one in curls
It's a story of a Ranger named Aragorn
Who was busy with an Elf, Dwarf and Man of his own
They were four men living all together
Yet they were all alone
Until the one day when the Wizard met this Ranger
And they knew it was much more than a hunch
That this group must somehow form a fellowship
That's the way we all all became
The Brady Bunch .... The Fellowship of the
Ring
"These cobwebs are starting to piss me off!"
I thought that there were only Three Stooges???
A few words from Colgate's new spokeperson, "It helps fight cavities, prevent gingivitis, controls tartar build up..."
"Gandalf, are you sure it will get bigger as I grow older?"
"I know I planted that weed around here somewhere!"
This mountain does not have any Y-Chromosomes.....
Things are going smooth so you give her an engagement ring.....
You go through with it and the honeymoon is absolute bliss....
The honeymoon ends. Enslavement ensues and the rest of your hard and miserable life begins...
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