Ms. Lavigne
I wish i could rip her head off and tear it into little tiny pieces and chop it up with a rusty blunt ax and rip her eyesballs out with my bare hands after washing them in horse manuer and then make her into a pie and serve it at thanksgiving dinner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I hate her so much!!!! *screams and rips hair out!!* its just so unfair!!! shes such a phoney and a hipocrit and she cant sing for her life!!! and shes so unbearably ARROGANT!!! she goes around saying how great she is and how PUNK and HARDCORE she is! i have SOCKS that are more HARDCORE THAN HER!!!!!!!!! she is the most unbearably horrid and nefarious person EVER!!! there needs to be a dictonary worth of new curse words just to DESCRIBE HER!!!!! and the worse thing is is that every i no loves her! "Shes so totaly punk rawk! omg and shes so hot and she wears a TIE!!!" god!!! shes SOO ugly and FAKE and *screams again* I CANT TAKE IT!!! and her style totaly BITES. i mean, wats up with those pictures of! her showing her butt to everyone? if i was there i would seriously have been vomiting all OVER myself!!!! and she cant sing live either! i heard her at the TeenNick concert (oh, shes not pop but she sings on nickoloden?! SHES EVEN BRAINWASHING CHILDREN!) and i nearly DIED. i seriously started crying it was so BAD. i still havent regained all my hearing!! and she so horrible to be dissing everone. she'll always says how she can be better than britney spears. no one could EVEN be better than britneys spears. i personaly hate britney, but shes just to famous for anyone to even comprehend. and haughty lavinge over here syas she can be better! she even went around dissing Michael Jackson, whos like, the most famous and amazing icon of all time. even if her dreams she couldnt be one 300th as famous as him. and she goes and makes fun of Shakira! if i was next to her wen she sed all of those quotes i would have PULLMULLED HER. i wouldnt CARE who saw of if i got 3 years in jail for ! it. killing avril should be justified murder. heck, they should recieve an AWARD for it. all she does is go around giving the finger and cursing her head off to show how punk she is. and wat was up with the VMAs? i mean, really, Avril, for an award show, your supposed to look good, NOT OVERDOSE URSELF WITH COCCAIN!!!!!! *screams* I mean, i hate her so much that i made an Avil Lavigne VOODOO DOLL! i swear to god, all i need is a good spell to curse it, sadly, i cant find one online. I MUST CURSE MY LAVIGNE VOODOO DOLL!! SHE WILL HAVE MY VENGENCE!!!!! also, i hate the fact that her names avril. i took 3 years of french and im seriously thinking of changing to spanish because of avril. (though i doubt she speaks fench anyway). so, to avril, my french enemy, see if you understand this: Votre musique est merde!! MERDE!!! MERDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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