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45. Act naturally 44. Found missing 43. Resident alien 42. Advanced BASIC 41. Genuine imitation 40. Airline food 39. Good grief 38. Same difference 37. Almost exactly 36. Government organization 35. Sanitary landfill 34. Alone together 33. Legally drunk 32. Silent scream 31. Living dead 30. Small crowd 29. Business ethics 28. Soft rock 27. Butt Head 26. Military Intelligence 25. Software documentation 24. New classic 23. Sweet sorrow 22. Childproof 21. "Now, then ..." 20. Synthetic natural gas 19. Passive aggression 18. Taped live 17. Clearly misunderstood 16. Peace force 15. Extinct Life 14. Temporary tax increase 13. Computer jock 12. Plastic glasses 11. Terribly pleased 10. Computer security 9. Political science 8. Tight slacks 7. Definite maybe 6. Pretty ugly 5. Twelve-ounce pound cake 4. Diet ice cream 3. Working vacation 2. Exact estimate 1. Microsoft Works 50. Act naturally 49. Found missing 48. Resident alien 47. Advanced BASIC 46. Genuine imitation 45. Airline Food 44. Good grief 43. Same difference 42. Almost exactly 41. Government organization 40. Sanitary landfill 39. Alone together 38. Legally drunk 37. Silent scream 36. British fashion 35. Living dead 34. Small crowd 33. Business ethics 32. Soft rock 31. Butt Head 30. Military Intelligence 29. Software documentation 28. New York culture 27. New classic 26. Sweet sorrow 25. Childproof 24. "Now, then ..." 23. Synthetic natural gas 22. Christian Scientists 21. Passive aggression 20. Taped live 19. Clearly misunderstood 18. Peace force 17. Extinct life 16. Temporary tax increase 15. Computer jock 14. Plastic glasses 13. Terribly pleased 12. Computer security 11. Political science 10. Tight slacks 9. Definite maybe 8. Pretty ugly 7. Twelve-ounce pound cake 6. Diet ice cream 5. Rap music 4. Working vacation 3. Exact estimate 2. Religious tolerance And The Number One Top Oxymoron 1. Microsoft Works Act naturally Extra money Rap music Advanced BASIC Found missing Religious tolerance Airline food Freezer burn Resident alien Almost exactly Genuine imitation Safe sex Alone together Good grief Same difference Black light Government organization Sanitary landfill British fashion Jumbo Shrimp Sense of Congress Business ethics Legally drunk Silent scream Butt head Living dead Small crowd California culture Marijuana initiative Soft rock Childproof Microsoft Works Software Documentation Christian Scientists Military intelligence Sweet sorrow Civil War More perfect Synthetic natural gas Clearly misunderstood New classic Taped live Computer jock "Now, then ..." Temporary tax increase Computer security Passive aggression Terribly pleased Definite maybe Peace force Tight slacks Democratic Leadership Plastic glasses Twelve-ounce pound cake Diet ice cream Political science Working vacation Exact estimate Pretty ugly 35. Act naturally 34. Found missing 33. Advanced BASIC 32. Genuine imitation 31. Good grief 30. Same difference 29. Almost exactly 28. Government organization 27. Sanitary landfill 26. Alone together 25. Legally drunk 24. Silent scream 23. Living dead 22. Small crowd 21. Business ethics 20. Soft rock 19. Military Intelligence 18. Software documentation 17. New York culture 16. Sweet sorrow 15. Synthetic natural gas 14. Passive aggression 13. Taped live 12. Clearly misunderstood 11. Peace force 10. Computer jock 9. Plastic glasses 8. Terribly pleased 7. Tight slacks 6. Definite maybe 5. Pretty ugly 4. Diet ice cream 3. Working vacation 2. Exact estimate And the Number one top OXY-Moron 45. Act naturally 44. Found missing 43. Resident alien 42. Advanced BASIC 41. Genuine imitation 40. Airline Food 39. Good grief 38. Same difference 37. Almost exactly 36. Government organization 35. Sanitary landfill 34. Alone together 33. Legally drunk 32. Silent scream 31. Living dead 30. Small crowd 29. Business ethics 28. Soft rock 27. Butt Head 26. Military Intelligence 25. Software documentation 24. New classic 23. Sweet sorrow 22. Childproof 21. "Now, then ..." 20. Synthetic natural gas 19. Passive aggression 18. Taped live 17. Clearly misunderstood 16. Peace force 15. Extinct Life 14. Temporary tax increase 13. Computer jock 12. Plastic glasses 11. Terribly pleased 10. Computer security 9. Political science 8. Tight slacks 7. Definite maybe 6. Pretty ugly 5. Twelve-ounce pound cake 4. Diet ice cream 3. Working vacati50. Act naturally 49. Found missing 48. Resident alien 47. Advanced BASIC 46. Genuine imitation (Annu Malik's Music) 45. Airline Food 44. Good grief 43. Same difference 42. Almost exactly 41. Government organization 40. Sanitary landfill 39. Alone together 38. Legally drunk 37. Silent scream 36. British fashion 35. Living dead 34. Small crowd 33. Business ethics 32. Soft rock 31. Butt Head 30. Military Intelligence 29. Software documentation 28. New York culture 27. New classic 26. Sweet sorrow 25. Childproof 24. "Now, then ..." 23. Synthetic natural gas 22. Christian Scientists 21. Passive aggression 20. Taped live 19. Clearly misunderstood 18. Peace force 17. Extinct Life 16. Temporary tax increase 15. Computer jock 14. Plastic glasses 13. Terribly pleased 12. Computer security 11. Political science 10. Tight slacks 9. Definite maybe 8. Pretty ugly 7. Twelve-ounce pound cake 6. Diet ice cream 5. Rap music 4. Working vacation 3. Exact estimate 2. Religious tolerance 1. Microsoft Works advanced basic airline food (also: junk food, hospital food) alone together amateur expert baby grand (piano) black light Brief survey civil war Congressional ethics criminal justice crisis management Deafening silence Death Benefits divorce court down escalator dry wine elementary calculus evaporated milk extra time fast idle flexible freeze (economics) freezer burn fresh frozen friendly arguement gourmet pizza governmental efficiency great depression guest host half full (also half empty) Honest Crook hopelessly optimistic idiot savant industrial park irate patient jumbo shrimp Lean pork Light-Heavyweight live recording mandatory option marijuana initiative Medium Large Mild Abrasive military intelligence minor disaster Mobil station No-good Do-gooder! non-stop flight old news Organized mess original copy Oxymorons in vehicle names: Dodge Ram Oxymorons in vehicle names: Cherokee Pioneer partially completed passive agression peacekeeper missile perfect idiot plastic glasses pretty ugly random logic (fuzzy logic) rap music Renegade Lawmakers (from CNN during the battle in Moscow.) scheduled spontaneity (From a Franklin time management class.) Second Best singular relationship standard deviation student teacher sure bet sweet sorrow terribly nice Turbo Diesel unacceptable solution work party working vacation advanced basic Brief survey civil war criminal justice crisis management Deafening silence dry wine fresh frozen friendly argument great depression half full half empty jumbo shrimp live recording mandatory option Mild Abrasive minor disaster non-stop flight original copy partially completed plastic glasses random logic rap music student teacher Open Secret unacceptable solution 50. Act naturally 49. Found missing 48. Resident alien 47. Advanced BASIC 46. Genuine imitation 45. Airline Food 44. Good grief 43. Same difference 42. Almost exactly 41. Government organization 40. Sanitary landfill39. Alone together 38. Legally drunk37. Silent scream36. British fashion35. Living dead34. Small crowd33. Business ethics 32. Soft rock31. Butt Head30. Military Intelligence\29. Software documentation28. New York culture27. New classic26. Sweet sorrow25. Childproof24. "Now, then ..."23. Synthetic natural gas22. Christian Scientists 21. Passive aggression20. Taped live 19. Clearly misunderstood18. Peace force17. Extinct Life16. Temporary tax increase 15. Computer jock14. Plastic glasses13. Terribly pleased12. Computer security11. Political science10. Tight slacks9. Definite maybe 8. Pretty ugly7. Twelve-ounce pound cake6. Diet ice cream5. Rap music4. Working vacation3. Exact estimate2. Religious toleranceAnd the Number one top OXYMORON:1. Microsoft WorksMicrosoft Works What are these your saying to your self ? (go down) > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Top Oxymorons :o) |
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