starr

by nANCI mEEK 6/98 (to the tune "Jesus Christ Superstar")

Kenneth Starr! Kenneth Starr! Who In the &%*$# do you think you are?

Every time I look at her I don't understand/What was Clinton Thinkin' when he took down his pants

He'd of managed better if he'd just used his hand/Some girlie magazines and a little im-ag-i-nation

His Monica Lewinsky fling's embare-assed the whole Nation/Leading Kenneth Starr to start another investigation

You know he could be wrong (know he could be wrong) You know he could be wrong (could be wrong) You know he could be wrong (could be wrong) He could be wrong!

All we wanna know (all we wanna know) All we wanna know (all we wanna know) All we wanna know (all we wanna know) All we wanna know (all we wanna know)

Kenneth Starr! Kenneth Starr! Used to sell Bibles from his car

Vince Fost-arr Vince Fost-arr Rolling in his grave thanks to Kenneth Starr

Tell me what you think about the stain on her dress/Did you think an intern could create such a mess

Did you think Lewinsky could obey a gag order? Did Linda Tripp set her up or was that just PR?

Did Bill mean to lie like that and then take the blame? Did he know Lewinsky could be such a big ball breaker?

WHy does it take so long (take so long) Why does it take so long (take so long) Why does it take so long (take so long) Why does it take so long (take so long)

All we wanna know (really wanna know) All we wanna know (wanna know) All we wanna know (really wanna know) We only wanna know (I only wanna know)

Kenneth Starr Kenneth Starr Used to sell Bibles from his car

Name your price Kenneth Starr Tell us who killed Vince Fost-arr

(Repeat to FADE)

-nm