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Spotted Owl...it's what's for Dinner.

Is it me or does this guy look like Tom Berrenger?

Ted Kaczynski Tie A Yellow Ribbon(c)

by nANCI mEEK 11/97
(to the tune "Tie A Yellow Ribbon"

Oh! Tie a yellow ribbon 'round this box for me
Set to blow at three
To Ted Kaczynski
If I don't overnight this
SPECIAL DELIVERY
They'll come after us, but don't make a fuss
They'll blame Kaczinski
So tie a yellow ribbon 'round this box for me!

VERSE
Not coming' home he's doin' time
Livin' in a tree he's lost his mind
His lawyers tellin' him he'll soon be free
This guy needs a hair cut
If you ask me
TED-DY KACZ-IN-SKI

CHORUS

VERSE 2

Ted's only friend the spotted owl
Wearing underwear that smells so fowl
Now he rots in prison reading poe-a-tree
I hope that we shall never see
Another Kaczinski
Ted-dy Kacz-in-ski

CHORUS

Now the court room folks are cheerin'
And I can't believe I seeeeeee.....
A yellow pair of undies 'round the neck
of Teddy

(adlib to fade)

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