By Jade Solitaire The Dragu castle. 3:00am As the ancient myth says: They once was a super depressed sorcerer who made four potions. The potion of madness, of hyperactiveness, stupidity and of Chibiness. These potions where hidden with in the depths of the earth in an unknown location for the sake of humanity. For if these potions were to be used the effects are unknown. And if they were to be- Hey Lookie what I found in Shimara’s room! ^_^ Xelloss yelled running around the house screaming at the top of his lungs(he probably doesn’t have lungs but he’s being very loud none the less.) Xelloss! What have I told you about going into my room??! Shimara demanded, And YOU WRECKED THE WHOLE ATMOSPHERE THINGIE I WAS CREATING WHEN I WAS TALKING ABOUT THE POTION THINGIES! I know. He replied ||^.^|| Valgarvv stumbles into the room rubbing his face groggily. Do you mind There are people trying to get some @#%$ing sleep! Valgarvv growled lethally, Not at all Val-Chan. ||^.^|| Grrrrrrrrrrr. Valgarvv snarled, FLAMEBREATH!!! A pillar of flames hit Xelloss frazzling him to a crisp. Why thank you Firia. :D Shimara thanked Firia as she trudged back towards her room, Itai ||@.@|| Xelloss stood there holding three long necked vials in his hands. Shimara noticed the three Vials in his hands and quickly snatched them away. Don’t touch these! Shimara snapped cradling the vials in her hands, Xelloss shook the soot of himself and phased out and in beside Shimara. Why not? ||^-^|| he asked and manage to snatch the blue one out of her hands, Give it back! Shimara protested as Xelloss held above his head, You know I’m not as tall as you! Indeedy! ||~_^|| Xelloss held the vial above his head, In face you only come up to my nose! That’s not even a real nose! Shimara wailed making another reach for the vial, Yare Yare so what if it’s not a real nose, At least my nose is pretty. Xelloss replied none the bit teed off while the complete opposite for Shimara, Shut up and just give it back or I’ll- You’ll what? Xelloss challenged, Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii’ll. Ummmmmm What? Xelloss asked, I haven’t thought that far ahead yet but I’ll do something! Shimara threatened, Have any ideas yet? Xelloss asked smugly, Yeah! What then? Do tell. Shimara drew back her fist and sent it forth into his ‘pretty’ nose. Xelloss’s hand shot straight to cover up his nose thus dropping the vial. Shimara teleported in behind him and caught the bottle before it hit the ground and place all three of em in her back pocket. Nyah! Shimara stuck her tongue out and pulled her left eye down, Take that! Indeed I did. Xelloss acknowledged poking his nose, Shimara brought forth her tambourine and danced around singing the victory song and doing the art room dance. 9:00am Every one was up and about rampaging through the kitchen. Goku and Gourry were fighting over a leg of ham and Ameria was giving a justice speech whilst standing in the center of the table. With this new morning I Vow to- WAAAHH! She screamed as Valgarvv kicked her off the table, Jeez you do ever shut up for a minute! Stupid Brat. Valgarvv scolded, Vrumugen sat quietly at a different table where Zelgadiss, Juunana-gou and Rezo where quietly eating their breakfast. I think I’ll move over here. Firia said taking a seat beside Zelgadiss and was joined by Valgarvv, Just keep it quiet and you’ll have no problem. Juunana-gou warned and took a chomp out of his toast, GIVE IT BACK OR I WILL KILL YOU!! A voice screeched from down the hallway. The commotion in the kitchen paused briefly then continued as if every thing where normal. I wonder what’s going on out there. Rezo asked and went to take a bite out his cereal in his spoon and missed the mouth completely getting it all up his nose. Vrumugen got up putting his fork down on the table abandoning his bacon and eggs. Pushing his chair out he strode out of the kitchen. I think I’ll take a look too. Juunana-gou said and got up and followed them. IF every one’s going I might as well too. Zelgadiss sighed and got up off his chair, Firia quickly stuff her egg down and jumped up out of her chair. Wait for me Juu-kun! Firia called nearly falling out of her chair as she ran to join them. Out in the hallway Xelloss you stop teleporting right this instant and give me back my blue vial! Shimara demanded stomping her foot knowing it was entirely pointless to chase him around the room while he was teleporting. What’s going on? Vrumugen asked while Shimara jumped six feet in the air. Don’t DO THAT!! She yelped spinning around, Val-Chan! Xelloss beamed, What a pleasant surprise! Shut up you $@$#^!! Val snapped, Don’t talk to me. Xelloss stopped teleporting and looked at the vial in his hand getting an idea. Then teleported out again. Get offa me you $^#$^#ing fruit cake! Valgarvv commanded as he grabbed the arm that had appeared around his neck, Let go! Hey! Firia shouted, What are you doing?! Let him go Xelloss had Valgarvv in an inescapable headlock. Lets see what happens when I put this on him! Xelloss cheered and flicked the top of the Vial off and dropped half the contents of the vial onto his head. Eeew! %^$%^! That stuff smell like shitt! Valgarvv started coughing as he was surrounded in a puff of blue smoke. Xelloss took a step back grinning in all his evil PPV Glory Great this is just great! Shimara snarled and smack ed Xelloss upside the head, Will they find out what happened to Valgarvv? Will he end up mutated and have a horn on his head?! You stupid freak! He already has a horn on his head. Whack! Ahem… Will the smoke ever clear? Will this be continued?! Will I ever stop asking unanswerable questions?! Will this ever end?! Stay tuned for the next boring fanfic chapter of THE UNTITLED STORY!!! O.o |