Bursting out of the kitchen and into the hallway Jade grinned pyromaniaclly as she spotted Inu Yasha heading in her direction.

"Inu-Chaaaaaaaaaan!!"

"What?" he asked not seeing the notepad and pencil in hand.

"Guess what?"

"........" >.< "Hury up and stop wasting my time you wrench!"

"Kay!" Jade continued, "Wanna be in a fanfic?? I got a cool idea th-"

Zip

?????

"Where'd he go?" Jade blinked, "Oh well I'll go find some one else!" Jade happily skipped down the hall.

"Think she knows we're here??" Selphie asked.

"She dun have a clue." Duo confirmed.

"........." Yue just slept on the floor not really caring people were standing on top of him.

"I.." Sakura gasped, "Can't....breath!!"

Wufei bonked her on the head at this, and scolwed. "Feh!, weakling!"

"Hey you're hiding too wuu-wuu-coochi coo..." Selphie cooed at Wufei, "So don't hit lil kiddies on the head."

"How dae you address me with such an infintile name!" Wufei yelled,

"Hey! Oh fa's here!" Gourry grinned.

>."It's wufei! Woo-Fay!" Wufei raged, "Not Oh fa!"

"Oh but it suites you so well!" Zell snickered.

"Oh, this'll make a great home video!" Tomoyo beamed, whe'd been taping the whole morning events.

"Shhhhh!" Quatre warned, "Keep quiet or she'll here us!"

"He's got a point." Trowa said trying to breath being squashed behind goury and his armor was not was any one really needed.

"How about we all try to get out of here?" Nene piped up.

"Your are so stupid I can't believe it!" Wufei yelled at gourry.

"What?" Gourry asked, "Are you talking to me? Sorry what'dya say?"

"Raaahhh!" Wufei made a punch for gourry but Hit Zell instead.

"Hey!" Zell protested his temper instantly boiling and he tried to make a swing for Wufei who duck and he ended up getting Duo who punched back and then so it goes on like a stack of dominoes.

"I wonder what would happen if I locked it??" Xelloss asked innocently holdin gup a key.

"NO!!!" The people on the inside yelled,

Xelloss slipped the key into the keyhole adn locked the cupboard. "Oh dear, I believe I must've locked some people in the cupboard! And look at the time I must be going now!" With that Xelloss dissappeared.

"Damn it this is all your fault Wufei!" Selphie accused with her left eye swelling black.

"Yeah!" Nene accussed cradling her broken laptop which she'd smashed Duo over the head with.

Duo rubbed the growing lump on the back of his head. "Where's Heero???" Duo asked, "He should be suffering along side us!"

"YEAH!!" they all chimed cept Yue who still slept on the floor and Gourry who was being hypnotised by the twiddling of his own thumbs,

"Gourry you're such an Ass."

"You think she'll find us here??" Quistis asked Heero asn he typed away at his laptop.

"Probably..."

"Ugh, it's all dusty in here!" Laguna complained.

Squall rolled his eyes, "That's because we're inbetween the floorboards.

"It is so injust of Miss Jade to make us participate in her-" Ameria started.

"Sqeak!" Chester made his appearance,

"EEEEEEEKKKK!!!" Ameria went into frenzy mode.

She bangs her fist about rousing the dust and kicked and screamed.

Chester: T.T()

Quatre: this is not amusing

Trowa: what made you think it was?

Duo: Get your hand off mah butt Heero!

Heero: that's not my hand,

Wufei: *snorts* only a bunch of Onna's could get stuck like this!

Duo: well that makes you an Onna too! seeing you're stuck here with us!

Wufei: grrrr, DOES NOT!

Duo: Does too!

Wufei: Does not!

Duo: does too does too does too does too does too does too does too!!!

Sakura: O.o how do you end up like that?

GW: .........

Sakura: You want help?

Quatre: Yes please,

Duo&Trowa:*nod nod*

Heero: Seifer O korosu!!

Wufei: You weakling Onna! Of course we don't!

Sakura: .........*gets all teary eyed*

Ameria: How in just Mr Wufei sir! You could be ni-

Wufei: shutup onna!

Ameria: :'( *runs off in tears*

GW: -.-()

Sakura: O.o()()() You sure you don't need help??

Wufei: what did i say before you onn-mmff!!

Duo: *gags Wufei with his fist* Yes we do and ignore chink here he's a dumbass!

Heero&Trowa: *nod nod*

Quatre: :D

Sakura: kay! *get out the staph thingie and the windy card* windy!

GW: O.O

Xelloss:*appearing out of nowhere* now we can't have a spoil sport can we???

Sakura: *blank look* Whaddya mean??

Gw:......-_-()

Sakura: *blink blink @ being stuck in the doorway*How did this happen?

Windy: O.o() @ Sakura*reverts back to cardmode*

Quistis banged Ameria over the head for making such a ruckus over a cuty lil adorable rat. "Do you want Jade to find us?!" she snarled.

Heero went back to typing on his laptop still trying to get into the pentagon and had to start up again cos of Jade in the kitchen.

"Shut up the both of you." Heero suggested none too politely.

"Hey! this is my hiding spot get your own!" a voice from some behind Laguna yelled.

"Oooooooh! Who's dat?!" another high pitched voice squeeled then an inaudible whisper.

"So what if Laguna's got a cute butt?" the other voice asked, "When yah notice that??"

"Eeeek! Don't let him hear!"

Laguna blushed and turned around to see who was behind him.

"oh!" Quitis blushed as Laguna's butt was now facing in her direction, "Oh, my they certainly do have a point.

Heero surpressed the urge to laugh at Laguna's practical drowning in embarassment. Ameria chuckled.

Laguna face both Sango and Kiya who was flushing from embarrassment. Laguna looked behind him at Quistis and was about to kill himself from embarrassment. But decided to just shuffle away so that he could turn around and not have some one comment on his cute lil azz.

"What's that???" Kiya asked as a thin piece of metal with a serrated edge came up through the floorboards.

"Hmmmm." Quistis thought.

Sango glared at the piece of silver metal suspisiously as it went into the.....erm... floor boards above them...

O.o

"Looks like a saw..." Heero muttered also giving it glares of suspicion, "???????"

"Heh heh heh heh heh heh." a certain Pantene Pro V haired Mazoku snickered with utmost evil intent.

Jade:*jumps off the com chair* EEEEEEEEEEE!! HERE THAT?! that was a cool discriptive writer written thingie! *bounces up and down.*

Trowa: Yes Jade, we heard it.

Duo: Yeah and your story has a TON of stupid Typo's in it!

Quatre: Duo has a point,

Sakura: Yeah, I agree

Jade: Typo's aren't stupid!

Wufei: TYpo's are only typed by a STUPID, weak, woman, ONNA!!

Jade: Hey! I haven't seen you write that fanfic which is supposed to get tonnes more reviews than mine?! I'll bet a dumbass person like you WILL get TONNES of TYPOS!!

Wufei: will not!

Jade:: will too

Wufei: not!

Jade: Too!!

Heero: You're both stupid now shut up or OMAE O FUCKING KOROSU!!

Trowa: hey! Heero! there's a kid here!

Heero: where?? really?

Sakura: Right here.

Heero: oh...

Quatre: You really should watch your language arou-

Heero: Shut the fuck up Winner

Quatre: o.o;;;;; um.....kay....me sorry me good.