Relena: *wallaces past the fanfic writing room and see's Heero and the other G-boys.* Oh Heero! You knew I was going to come here weren't you???

Heero:*skwirms trying to get out or the door way* um...sure... sure I did!

Duo: Um yeah and we kow you're gonna go away too!

Relena: Oh Heero!

Heero: JADE!!

Jade:*gets off com and peeks through trowa who was stuck near the top of the door way* what?! I thought you was gonna kill me!

Heero: I've changed me mind!

Jade: Oh reeeeeeeeally?

Duo: yeah!

Trowa: Save our souls from the godess of desstruction the bringer of mental illnesses every where.

Quatre: Um, I think I'm gonna pass out if she doesn't go away soon. *pulls his collar tyring to breath* wheeze!

Jade skips happily downthe hallway and turn into the room across the hall opposite the torture chamber to the room of the weird guy. SHe knocked on the door pen adn paper behind her back, and waited for it's occupant to open the door.

The door opened and it's iccupant aka Chris who's hair had the appearance of a rats nest. Jade took note of this and frowned.

"Have you been plotting to take over teh world again???" Jade asked taking a step back from the ectreamly weird torture guy,

"Um... err..." he stuttered, "Noooooooooooooooooooooooo, why would I do that??"

Jade rolled her eyes adn banged her head on the door frame.

"Because you attacked me, shippo, Gourry and Kiya yesterday." Jade reminded.

"Really?" he asked.

"Yes do did!"

"What did I use this time??" Chris asked looking confused.

"How can you not remember!?" she demanded, "You blew away half the realm?!"

"Oooooh that!" Chris nodded remembering, "I thought you might of found out I was trying to Curse you."

"YOU WHAT??!!"

"I didn't know you were talking about the 'Mega-suppa-duppa-abolutely-fantasic-made-by-chris-better than-every-one-else's-Nuclear-Ray-gun' did you know it also doubls as a water gun???" he said mostly to himself.

Jade stood there with an unexplainable expression on her face. What the hell was this guy up too?! Jeez what a weirdo....

Jade looked behind him and caught a glance at a LOT of stuff which seemed to resemble a scientific lab.

"Hey?!" Jade demanded, "Is that a lab?! hewy I wanna know what's going on in MY realm!" she demanded trying to get psat chris who was holding her back by a finger. She gave up after seeing some much of that on T.V and knowing it was pointless to continue. shes took three steps back across the hallway from MR. Weirdo and held up her notebook and pen.

"Okay what I'm really here for is," she started before she heard something very loud coming down the hallway, "What the hell is that????!"

Chris chrugged his shoulders and took a look down the left side of the hallway and saw nothing.

CHOO-CHOO! CHUGGACHUGGA CHUGGACHUGGA

"It sounds like a train..." Chris supposed.

"I don't see one" she said as she took a look down the left side of the hallway.

VROOOM!

"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Chris screamed as he was suddenly sideswiped away by the train.

Jade flattened herself against the wall eyes wide in shock, since when was there a train in the realm?! How the hell did a stream train get here??!!

"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" the person Steering the train cheered.

Jade ran after the train and grabbed onto the carrage at the back. she mamage to pull herself inside before it went through the wall.

"Who the hell is driving this thing?!" Jade demanded still shocked that a train had come through, "Geez! and I though I knew what went on in my realm..."

They watched the saw circle around them and them and then the it came to where it had started.

"This doesn't bode well," Quistis mumbled as the light of realization hit them.

"Deffinetly." Kiya agreed,

"Squeak!" Chester agreed.

Ameria just scratched her head and went to sleep.

O.o

Then that part of the floors boards fell.

"Well at least we know we'll just hit the floor below." Kiya pointed out.

"Not exactly dear K-chan." A voice smiled.

"Who's that?!" Heero asked seeing a face framed by purple hair peering into the floor boards.

Kiya's bottom lip trembled as she tried nto to cry knowing this would be a bad thing that Xellos was around.

"Oh god help us." Kiya trembled.

"What are you up to Xelloss?" Quistis demanded.

"You'll see!" He chuckled, "When I let the floor boards go muwahahaha!"

Then the most annoyingly pain in the ass thing in the entire UNIVERSE let the floor boards go.

"I wonder what he meant by not exactly when I said we'd hit the floor below." Kiya wondered, chester was looking for a way out and decided to hide in Ameria's hair.

Then the floor boards picked up speed as they fell, straight through teh floorbopard below.

"WHAT?!" Kiya deamanded as she saw the other floors of the realm speed straight past them.

"OMAE O KOROSU!!!" Heero screamed.

"NotgoodNotgoodNotgoodNotgoodNotgood!!" Quistis paniced also seeing the other floors of the realm zoom past them and the Kitchen was on the top floor second to that of the attic.

Jade brust into the front place of the train and she had about six more coaches to go and just ran full pelt and grab the door handle and found it lock. "Damn it! when i find who is controling htis tain they're history!!!" SHe cursed, "COs it'a MY REALMA DN NOT THEIRS!!"

Jade:Well i think that's done it what do you boys think??

Gw: helpl! get this marhmellow phsyco away form us!!!

Relen: ooooooooooooh heero!