Out side the Kitchen everything was calm and peaceful..... Apart from the occupants of the cupboard.

"You shut up!" Duo raged.

"No you! you started it!" Nene Accused, "You broke my laptop!"

"I did NOT you're the stupid dumbass that banged it over my head!!" Duo snapped pointing to very painful growing lump on his head.

"You made me!!" Nene screamed back.

"How can I make you do ANYTHING???!!!"

"HEEEHAAAAW!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" the Occupants of the cupboard screamed.

Heero hugged his laptop for dear life, Quistis was thinking of what to yell at Xelloss, Ameria panicked, Kiya cried complained and carried on like a wuss and Sango just lay inbetween the once was floor boards calmly. This was nothing odd, well considering normal to her was a demon jumping out of her morning cereal.

Laguna peered out over teh edge seeing his companions in the floor boards plummet down through teh floors of the realms castle thingie and comtinue down through the other floors, being some one had obviously had sawed the holes before slicing throught the ones of the kitchen. Laguna scratched his head.

"Gee I hope they're allright."

Jade sat down on one of the expensive seats of the train trying to catch her breath. She noticed Alice happily polishing her anchor. Jade raised an eyebrow.

"Why the hell do you polish that thing???" Jade asked.

"I dunno," She shrugged, "It's in my character."

"Oooooh." Jade nodded, "How many carraiges till i have till the cabin thingie???"

"This is the last one!" She grinned and tried to get a rustspot off her anchor.

Jade jumped up and headed for the door and turned the handle thingie. It was locked.

TP TP TP TPTPTP!!

Alice looked over at the window to see some guy with black scruffy hair adn glasses hanging onto the side of the train. She got up and walked over to the window. And opened it.

"Hello again!"

"HELP MEEEEEE!!!"

"Hey you tried to fuse my anchor into you Ultimate-very-very-very-evil-mega-blaster-mean-verybig-better-than-the-better-than-every-one-else's-ray-gun-that-will-take-over-the-world-thingie!!!" she reminded him, "No way!!!"

With that Alice slammed the window and angrilly, and started to polish her Anchore roughly rather than taking care to polish it nice and calmly.

All the while jade was throwing spells, kicks punches, summonings adn flamebreaths at teh stupid door to open it. She paused to look at Alice.

"Who was that??" Jade aasked.

"Just that stupid head who tried to take over your realm yesterday. He said if he could get you with his Ultimate-very-very-very-evil-mega-blaster-mean-verybig-better-than-the-better-than-every-one-else's-ray-gun-that-will-take-over-the-world-thingie he could take over your realm." and explained gritting her teeth.

"What?! That jerk! He should get his own realm!" Jade snarled, "Wait... I thought it was called the 'Mega-suppa-duppa-abolutely-fantasic-made-by-chris-better whan-every-one-else's-Nuclear-Ray-gun'what the hell are you on about???"

"Oh that was the old one, the one I'm talking about it this morning." Alice explained.

"Thought you said yesterday...."

TMP TMP TMP!!!

Chris banged on the window pleading to be let inside.

"HELP MEEEEE!!" His muffled voice came in through the glass.

"Hey can you open this door for me?? is tere like a key or somthing???"

"Nope, I'll get it open for yah!" Alice agreed before the train took a sharp turn sending the girls flying,

Chris's mortified screams came in through the window, they'd probably gone through a wall again.

"HEEHAAAAAAAAAAAW"

BANG!

The cupboard door flew from it's hinged adn smacked the opposing wall on the other side of the hallway. The people spilled out of the cupboard with brandnew cute bruised and what not from Gourry heehawing adn kicking and carrying on like a F%^#%^ing mule.

Zell jumped to his feet adn smacked Gourry one in the head with his right fist. Gourry mearly blinkes and trotted around and kicked zell and sent him flying into the wall along with the door.

"I Dunno about you but I'm outta here!" Duo annouced before taking off with Nene wufei and Trowa trailing behind him as he ran off down the hallway,

Yue resumed to sleep on the floor in the middle of the hallwhilst people trampled him. Running off in various Directions.

"COME BACK HERE WITH MAH NOODLES!!!" an Infuriated short little red head by the name of-

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Lina: hey what did I say about dissing me?!

Jade: Uhhhhhhh.....ummmmm...... Let me.... think.......

Lina: T.T

Xelloss:*appears* hello lina.

Lina: *clings to ceiling* ACK! dun do that!

Xelloss: Why not?

Lina: Because it scared the crap outta me!

Xelloss: Indeedy...

Jade: Xelloss?

Xelloss: Hai??

Jade: Be useful and get rid of Lina...

Xelloss: ||^o^|| Okay!

Lina: You're not laying a finger on me!

Jade: Indeedy

Lina: Stop saying that!

Xelloss: ^.^*zaps Lina into the door way* indeedy, *dissappears*

Lina: >.<

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Lina hurled firballs at Shinji, Macky and Quatre who had some how manage to get himself caught up in this... Just after getting out of the cupboard too.

"I told you we don't have iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!!" Macky yelled as he and Shinji ran straight into the hole in the floor boards. Quatre and Lina were balancing on the edge waving their arm about.

"Well what do we have here???"Xelloss asked.

"Xelloss go away!" Lina snapped.

"Whoooa!" Quatre was starting to regain his balance as he place his other foot on the floor and took a step back breathing a sigh of relief.

"You first!" Xelloss cheered and booted him off the edge off the hole in the floor boards.

"waaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!" Quatre's screamed joined Shinji's and Macky's as he fell through the mutiple holes in the seperate levels of the realm,

"Xelloss!" Lina warned, "DON'T!!!!"

And will that Xelloss booted her off the edge of the hole in the floor boards leaving her to plummet down to where ever it ended.

"Bye-bye Lina-san!" he cheered and waltzed off to find some other souls to terrorize, ^-^

Alice bashed open the door with her anchor shreading it to pieces, yes it was steel...but it was still shreaded... O.o

Jade thanked Alice who went back to poilishing her anchor and stormed into the cabin.

"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" the train dirver person yelled.

"MELLISSA??!!" Jade exclaimed,"what the hell are you doing in my realm!?"

"I dunno," Melissa shrugged, "But I get this cool train with a steering wheel!!"

"......................"

"Heeeeeeeeeeelp!"

"..............................."

"Well Melissa." Jade started, "How exactly did you get here???"

"Well you see when I was like um... walking homer again i kinda went through this black thingie in the road adn I kinda ended up here." Melissa explained scratching her head, "It's cool here too! I can make stuff appear see?"

Melissa waved her hands and William appeared in a puff of smoke.

o.o;;;;; "Um....kay..." William looked pretty much like a stunned mullet, "AAAHHHH! It's you!"

Melissa grinned at William and at her new found powers.

"Cool Innit??!" Mellissa beamed.

William cowered in the corner with his hands over his head shuddering. "Get her away from me.."

"Heeeeeeeeeeelp meeeeeeeeeee!!!" Chris screamed in through the window he'd managed to crawl up to the front carriage cabin thingie.

William looked up at Chris pressing his face against the window.

"Heeeeeeeeeeeeeelp meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee William!" Chris cried his face now thourgly swquished agaisnt the window.

"OKay Melissa when yah goin home??"

"Never." Mellissa happily went back to the steering wheel and made a sharp turn to the right crashing throuygh another wall.

"YOU'RE DESTROYING MY REALM!!!" Jade screamed clinging to a wall.

"So?" she asked and cheered out the window, "Hey! get back here!"

Melissa pulled William back into the train before he could jump out.

"Damn!" he cursed as Melissa mini-sized him and dropped him in a Vial.

"Hey! you can't do that!" William squeakled from with in the Vial. Melissa shove the Vial down her shirt. They could all hear William screams of terror.

Alice came in heaving her enormous anchor over her shoulder as it it were nothing at all.

"Where the hell did you learn to drive??!" She demanded.

Melissa grinned again before turned them through another wall, "I didn't."

O.O()

"God help us all God help us all God help us all God help us all God help us all!!" They could here William begged,.

"Oh shut up." Melissa said before William was silenced. Probably due to the effect of her new foudn abilities.

"MELISSA!!" Jade screamed, "Get out of my realm NOW!"

Melissa shruged, "No, Make me and why?"

"Because you have Author powers which could be bad for me!" Jade explained.

"Oooooooooh," She nodded "That's what they are, OH CUTE GUY ON THE ROAD!"

Melissa beeped the horn on the steering wheel (remember people this is a fanfic) at the guy passing on the road.

Ken was walking across the hallway to the toilet. He paused hearing someting.

CHOOO-CHOOOOOOOOO!

"What tha-" Ken stuttered as he saw the train coming his way, "This is not good..." Ken turned and ran for his dear little life. "Oh come on!" He complained, "Not when I gotta pee!"

Ken ran hoping to find another bathroom some where. Ken ducked into the next room and jumped out the window in the back of the room and into the garden. And leaned back against the wall.

"Phew!" He breathed, "Now I can... huh what's that??"

BOOM CRASH SMACK BOOM!

Ken hoped up and looked in through the window to see the train coming straight throught the walls.

"What's going on??" Syaoran asked coming out of now where.

"Don't ask kid." Ken replied grabbing Syaoran by the collar and dragging him off, "Just run!"

Ken and Syaoran... OR rather Ken ran dragging Syaoran with him.

"YOOOOOOOOOOOOHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!" Melissa cheered, "Hit the cute guy!"

Ken called back to her, "No! don't hit the cute guy!"

"Hit da cutie guy with da cutie butt!"

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Lina: How long do you intend to make this fic??

Duo: Yeah! aint it long enough???

Jade: Shut up!

Trowa: ........

Wufei: You onna's! Be happy she isn't writing about us no more!

Jade: Be happy I'm not sicking Xelloss on to you!

Wufei: Hmpf! baka no onna!

Heero:*growling at relena* OMAE O KOROSU!

Relena: OOOOOOOOOOh heero! I knew you loved me!

Quatre: I'm gonna be sick......

Shippo: yeah!

*bonk!*

Shadup!