Ken ran as fast as his legs would carry him. He was nearing the end of the garden, leaping over the park seat and dashing over the that went over the giant loch of.... quick sand??? Ken paused for a mintue he'd never been in this part of the realm before which meant something nasty offtend popped up for newcomers.

"You can let go of me now." Syaoran piped up.

Ken still had Him by the collar, Ken looked back to see the train coming towards them not stopping for the giant bonsai tree Jade loved so much.

Topaz walked along not noticing the hole in the floor, then soemthing as big as the hole came down right infront of her nearly sideswiping her along into the hole.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!" the people inside screamed.

"Wah!" she yelped and jumped back.

Topaz blinked still frozen adn edged towards the edge of the hole and looked down at the piece of floor boards and the pre-cut holes, blinking and wondering what the hell was going on.

"Teehee!" a voice giggled behind her.

Topaz's eye went wide.

"Now it's your turn!"

"Nuh-uh!"

Topaz spun around grabbed Xelloss by the side of his head and flung him down the hole. Topaz watched Xelloss fly down the holes head first. "Well those Judo lessons certainly paid off." |((.^||

Xelloss resumed a sitting position while falling. "Hmmmm, now here's an interesting turn of events," he rubbed his shin smiling tought fully, "Teehee! she always gets me! I'll get her later."

||n.n||

With that Xelloss dissappeared.

"Mellissa give me the steering wheel!" Jade ordered pushing Melissa aside.

"No!" Melissa portested and shove jade back out of the way. "MINE!!"

Jade steamed aand shoved Melissa back away again. "STOP THIS TRAIN NOW!!"

Alice scratched her head watching the two people with author powers fight over the steering wheel.

"Goodmorning!"

"Ack!" Alice jumped up and banged who ever was behind her with her anchor smacking them fair and square in the head. Normally such a hit would've beheaded any one else buttttttttttttt.

"Ooooh..." Xelloss teetered backwards adn fell on his butt, "Never been hit by an Anchor before... there's something new....." Then he passed out on the floor.

Jade raised an eyebrow, "Xelloss passing out?! Wow! Must've been quite a hit!"

Then Xelloss sat up again, "I'm a crowd pleaser."

"Well why didn't you say so???" ALice said looking hurt that her attack had nil effect on this strange (irritating, infuriating, annoying, pyscotic, always smiling) person.

"Becaaaaaaaaaause."

"Yeah??" Alice prodded thinking why he was answering a question that wasn't really a question that she'd asked.

"Himitsu desu!"

-_-()

Alice cried loudly.

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

"Aaahhhh!" a voice came up from Melissa's shirt, "You think that's bad!? Look where I am!!"

Every one paused to look towards the sound of the voice. Alice stopped crying.

"Good point."Alice muttered and sopped crying completly, "Come here!"

Alice swiped up her anchor and swung it at Xelloss's head.

Xelloss went unconcious again.

"Hah! Not gettting away this time!" ALice cheered continuoing to beat Xelloss with her anchor which was a good three times bigger than her.

Xelloss sat up giggling and was rewarded with a smack in the face with Alices anchor.

"Well I really have to go now." Xelloss dissappeared.

"Really wanted to bash him!" Alice whined.

"Get in line, "Jade growled trying to wrestle the steering wheels away from Melissa.

"Melissa!"

"Yeah??"

"Grr! Just gimme the steering wheel!"

"But I wanna hit the cute guy!" Melissa whined then added, "With the cutie butt!"

Melissa shoved Jade out the door of the train.

"Waaahhh!"

Jade landed on her butt in the corridor, flattening her self against the wall to prevent from being side swiped away with the train.

"Grr! this is MY realm! And no ones getting control of it but ME!!" Jade snapped.

"What's wrong J-san??" a little blonde boy wearing a jacket popped up.

"Omi!" Jade cheered, "Just the person I wanted to see!"

"Nani??"

"You can help me get this ther author power person out of my realm!" she explained happily clapping her hands together.

"Well I think any author is better than you." Aya popped up beside Omi.

"Shut it Aya!" Jade snapped, "She shrunk a guy and stuffed him down her shirt."

Omi and Aya's faces were twisted in an expression of horror.

"Okay I think we'll help you."

"Where'd that cute guy go??" she wondered sticking her head out the side of the train quickly pulling it back in before she hit a big tree. But kept on Going regardless to what was in her path.

Alice piped up pausing from wondering where the Mazoku had gotten to.

"Um... Melissa?" She asked.

"Not now! Can't you see I'm trying to hit a cute guy with this train?!" Melissa snapped still trying to find the guy she'd lost.

Melissa had figured out they were in a big garden, it was dark with stone walls up around it in a dome shape, the ceiling was up there it's just it was so high you couldn't see it. Melissa hit the brakes and Alice flew forward and hit Melissa.

"Ow!" she complained shoving Alice off her, "What was that for?"

Alice sat up kneeing and put her hands on her hips. "OH gee I dunno," Alice lay on the sarcasm, "Maybe when you slammed the breaks I just happened to fly right into you!"

"Really?" Melissa asked.

Shing!

Thunk!

Melissa froze as the darts had gone past her face, She barely jumped too the side as a there was a blurr of read black adn silver shot past her.

"DIE!!"

Melissa stared wide eyed at Aya who jumped back to the wall holding his katana in his left hand glaring menacingly at her. Omi stood in the door way holding four three more knife darts in between the fingers of his fist.

"Leave this realm!" Aya ordered.

"Yeah!" Omi piped up.

"I'm baaaaaaaaack!!" Jade snickered from behind Omi waving, "Nyaah!" she stuck her tongue out.

Aya lunged at Melissa again who then jumped back a few paces stumbling. Omi threw his darts at her them landed in a neat row in the wall of the cabin. Aya slashed at her with his katana in swift fluid movements while Melissa dodged like an idiot stumbling over the carpet.

"Prepare for trouble!"

"And make it double!"

Aya pasued in his attempts to slice the elisive but clumsy Melissa, and paused to stare at the two people in dark cloaks in the door way. One held a rose and teh other hand it's hands on its hips.

"Three guesses who these guys are..." Jade muttered rolling her eyes.

"To protect the world from devistation!"

"To uni-"

"Call time already! We know your stupid lines!"

The person with the rose sniffled adn the person with it's hand oni's hips growled, then with perfect time they threw of their robes into the air. Then instantly turned on Jade.

"Eeep..." Jade blinked adn shrank behind Omi hiding from Jessie.

"Now why don't you ever let us finish out lines?!" she demanded.

"Cos it's repetitive and boring! It was heaps funny at first but now it SUCKS!!" Jade shot back the roles were vice versa. Now Omi was cowering from the wrath of the two girls,

"Here we go again." James rolled his eyes.

"They're gonna start butting heads any second now." Aya muttered.

"Heeelp meeeee!"

Melissa took her chance to grab teh steering wheel, Aya swung his sword and cut off an inch of Melissa's hair.

"Hey! Cute guys shouldn't hit girls!"

"What??" Aya paused blinking at Melissa and what she'd just said.

Then she pulled the Vial out and her eyes gleamed evilly looking upon a mortified William inside. Aya's face twisted in disbelief and discuss. Then Melissa waved her hands and Aya dissappeared in a puff of smoke.

Every one stared, blinked, jaws hit the floor and then all that was broken as Melissa stuff the Vial back down her shirt and AYa's screams came from with in the bounderies of Melissa's shirt.

James and Omi cringed. James nearly cried and Omi dropped his next load of Darts. Jade stormed up to Melissa and stabbed her in the forhead with her index finger.

"Melissa!"

Melissa did like wise and poked her back. Jade rubbed her forhead angrilly.

"Teehee!"

"Take responsibilities for your abilities right now!" Jade ordered.

"Why?" Melissa demanded, "I have two cute guys down mah shirt!"

Jade took the steering wheel, Melissa tried to shove her off but jade held on. Jessie, James Omi and Alice joined in. all of them trying to wrestle with the steering wheel.

chink!

The steering wheel came off and they all flew against the back wall. They all stared in shock at the steering wheel.

"I think we maybe in trouble." Jade muttered.

James jumped up adn tried to jump off the train, but Melissa once again waved her hands and twinkled her fingers and all acess to door ways was cut off.

"OOheeeheeeheeeehooo!" he yelped and fell back agaisnt the barrier.

Jessie grabbed Melissa by the collar and got in her face.

"Now we're all gonna die!" She screamed shaking Melissa violently.

Melissa's eyes rolled around her head as Jessie shook her violently. When she stopped Melissa rubbed her head.

"So?" she replied stll dizzy from all the violent shaking.

"Aaaaaaaahhhhh!!" Jessie cried.

Omi was trying to find a way out through teh new found force feild.

"Melissa! Do you even kno0w hwo to turn a feild off?"

"Ummm," Melissa rubbe dher chin in thought, "Yeeeeeeah."

"You don't do you??" James asked form the ground.

"....not tellin!"

James eyes bluged then he started crying hysterically.

"WE'RE ALL GONNA DIIIIIIIIIIE!!! WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!"

Jade plugged her ears, Alice wahcked them both over the head.

"We're not gonna die!" ALice snapped angrilly.

"How do you know??"

"..................................."

"I knew it we're all gonna DIE!!!" James cried.

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Heero: We'll if they're gonna die, KILL them already,

Duo: yeah!

Lina: I want out of this door way adn i want out now!

Sakura: ZzzzzzzZzZzZzZzZzzzzzzzzzzzzz....

Trowa: Sssssshhh! You'll wake her!

Lina: LIke i give a shitt!

Wufei: Silence weakling woman!!

Lina: WHO YAH CALLIN WEAK??!!

Wufei: women are weak creatures!

Lina: FIREBALL!!!

Foooom!

Boom!

Sizzle!

Wufei: o.o;;;;; *crisped*

Qautre: That's gotta hurt.

Jade:*spins around in circles on her Chair Vrumugen watching her from teh shadows*

Vrumugen: *Staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare*

Jade:*stops spinning* stop that!

Vrumugen: *staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare*

Jade: You know i hate that! nah stop it now!

Vrumugen: *staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare*

Jade: what'd i say?!

Vrumugen:*staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare*

Jade: o.o;;;;;

Vrumugen: *staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare*

Jade:*jumps up adn runs away crashing through the wall* AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!

Philbrezzo:*teleports in* thanks!

Vrumugen:*stops the kid from approching the Fanfic com holding him by the head* First pay up.

Philbrezzo:*growls* Fine!!

Vrumugen: (/^.^\)

Philbrezzo:*cracks knuckles and starts typing*

Lina: now that's not good o.o;;;

Heero: OMAE O KORO--

Lina: oh shut up! *whack!*

Heero: #_#