Disclaimer: I don’t own DBZ

A/N: I sure as hell don’t believe that this could happen. I’m having one of my morbid days, and I didn’t get a wink of sleep, so I’m pretty stoned. This takes place 2 years after the Cell games and Gohan is 13... Very sick and not intended for those faint of heart. Oh well, here goes...

Oh Kami, Vegeta... harder, HARDER! Gohan yelled as the Saiyan Prince thrust into him again and again. Just feeling Vegeta’s muscular self inside him filled him with so many emotions... and Vegeta was feeling much the same way. Collapsing on the smaller boy, he caught his breath for a moment before rolling off him onto his stomach. Gohan crawled over and positioned himself above the older Saiyan, teasing his entrance with the tip of his masculinity; then he slide inside, emitting low groans from the emotionally challenged man. Pumping in and out, he quickened his pace, reminding them both of the first time they had ever made love... and realized they had feelings for each other.

Vegeta watched as Gohan sat at the table. The boy was watching him, something unreadable in his eyes. Kakarrot had left the room for a moment to help Chichi with something, leaving the Saiyan Prince with the half-breed brat.

Gohan couldn’t seem to drag his eyes from Vegeta’s, ensuing an intense staring contest. Neither of them looked away. ~ Oh no... could I possibly be attracted to... Vegeta?? ~ he thought. A shift in his groin told him that yes, he definitely was. ~ Well what the fuck do I do now? ~

Vegeta was feeling a similar reaction; the tell-tale tightening of his pants was proof of his erection. Smirking, he walked over to Gohan, and pulled him lightly to his feet. Noting the boy’s elevation, he reached out and cupped it in his hands, stepping closer.

Ve-Vegeta...? he questioned, eyes wide. Gohan moaned as the older Saiyan grasped him, then looked up in shock.

Shh... I know you want me boy; and you can have me, if you like... his smirk grew broader and before the half-breed knew it, he was swept away into one of the side bedrooms.

Locking the door and leaving the lights off, Vegeta threw the child onto the bed, capturing Gohan’s mouth with his own. The boy responded by gripping his shoulders hard, pulling him closer.

Vegeta was growing impatient, and ripped off their clothes; soon they were both starkly nude. He then proceeded to flip the boy onto his back. Reaching over to the nightstand, he grabbed a bottle of hair get and squeezed some onto his hand. Setting it aside, he stuck his fingers up inside the boy, It’ll make it easier for me to enter. He explained, then slid his manliness inside him, unleashing a deep moan from the 13 year old.

VEEEEGEEEETAAAAAAA!!!!!! Gohan yelled the name, only encouraging him to pump harder and faster. Stopping only when he totally exhausted himself, he removed himself from Gohan, lying at his side.

Ya know, boy, Vegeta began, we should really do this more often...

Y-yeah... he said, breathing heavily.

And so began the first of many sex-capades through the bedroom... or wherever else they happened to be.

Hey Vegeta...? Gohan asked, looking over at his lover. Vegeta glanced at him and he continued, What are we gonna tell Bulma and my Mom?

He just smirked and replied, The same lie we’ve told them since you were thirteen... that we’ve been training. He reached over and took a hold of the 16 year old’s manhood and pumped it slowly before they resumed their mind-blowing sex.

A/N: yeah, short and sick... but I kinda liked it. Since no one EVER writes about these two, I’ve often wondered why not; after all, don’t you think they’re a far more likely couple then Vegeta/Trunks? I mean, come on... didn’t any of you see the times when Gohan landed unconscious on top of Vegeta? That’s happened more than once.