Trowa kicked the coke can aside as he sat on a stool, wearing his clown costume. "I'm sick of jumping up and down doin weird stuff." He yawning leaning too far back and falling off the other end of the stool and hitting his head on a rock.

Duo wandered in with a can of Pepsi and putting one hand on his hip and holding his can of pepsi in the air he took a power pose. "I am shinigami!" he said tipping his hat to make a shadow of his eyes, "Bow to me! for hah am cool and great! and lookie at me I am no wrecking this fa-ARGH!! AAAAAAAAHHHH!!"

Duo ducks as a horde of rotting fruit come flying in from off set and spilling his pepsi on Trowas brand new clown out fit in the process of avoiding rotting fruit.

"STICK TO THE SCRIPT OR THE ALMIGHT SHINIGAMI WILL BE NO f&$^&^ING MORE!" an angry author calls from offstage.

"Tch, FINE! I'll stick to this boring script!" Duo mumbled as Trowa watches him from his position from the gorund behind the stool, "Hurry up so I can move and get some clean clothes!"

Trowa hisses, "Shinigami my ass."

The author mumbles as she stalks off, "And this script is NOT boring!" The author goes to her quiet corner to sulk.

"Oh look it is tro wa!" Duo exclaimed sarcastically pointing at Trowa, "Hah. hah. hah! leaves. off.set. even. though. this. is. not. in. the. script!"

author: O.O

Trowa: .....

BREAK!!

Jade: What the HELL was that? I tried so hard to come up with a story idea and you people just blow it! *gets on the verge of tears*

Trowa: I'm trying.

Duo: I think this is just stupid, I mean I would've recognised Trowa if he'd done his hair different. Who wouldn't?

Quatre: Now don't be like that! I think she's very creative!

Jade: Really?! *gets all starry eyed*

Quatre: Yes! because you're trying! ^-^

Jade: wha?! *falls over*

Quatre: ^_^()

Heero: I agree with Duo this is stupid.

Wu fei: *reads over script* trust a girl to come up with this, this is pathetic!

Jade: *glares death daggers at Wu fei* lets see you do better!

Wufei: Fine then, I will and I'll get tons more reviews.

Jade: *hides mace sama behind her back* break over!

"Oh hey Trowa didn't see you there?" Duo said and helped Trowa up off the ground, "I still think this is stupid," he muttered.

"Just go along with it and she won't put us in yaoi's!" Trowa whispered back as he was hauled off the ground.

"WOMEN ARE WEAK!!"

"COME HERE AND SAY THAT"

"FINE THEN I WILL! WOMEN ARE WEAK!!"

"RAAAAHHHHH!"

*BASH*

*P*O*U*N*D*!*!*

*THUD!*

"Wonder who won that round?" Duo mumbled looking off stage.

"You can let go of my hand now." Trowa said.

"Oh," Duo blushed, "Oh, right sorry."

Trowa took three steps away from Duo. "Nothing to see here Duo honey, keep going with the script."

"This is so stupid why do I have to do this?!" Duo demanded,

Jade simply held up a big sign saying YAOI

"Oh,that's why." Duo muttered.

"Don't make me keep reminding you." Jade said and simply held up mace sama.

"Okay okay i'm good!" ^.^()

"That's nice to know." Jade replied and walked away from the set.

(next scene)

Catherine poors two cups of tea for both Duo and Trowa shaking her head. "You two know not to make Jade angry, esspicially when she's running a fanfic." Catherine shook her head again.

Trowa shivered beneath his blanket butt naked. As did Duo.

"I know not to." Trowa replied his teeth chattering, "Dunno about Duo."

Duo rolled his eyes and sneezed in that cute way he has of doing things.

"What's so cute about sneezing?" Trowa muttered.

"Shut up!"

"How'd I supposed ta know she'd make our clothes dissappear and a truck load of snow fall on us?!" Duo demanded and sneezed again.

"Nyah!" The author supreme calls from off stage,

"Heh, supreme my-"

The supreme and most powerful author hefts a sign and a mace whilst giving Duo the glare of Shinigami.

"Tch."

(next scene) *i hope they get it right*

Trowa got up and out of bed. "I know! I'll take a break today! I'll come up with a disguise that no one will even know it's me!" Trowa beamed,

*from of stage*

"Oh gee i wonder what girlie could've come up with so that we wouldn't recogise him." Wu fei the namagoni said from his seat in the wheel chair.

"Shut up ching and watch the story unfold!"

"Will you two stop bickerin PLEASE?!" Vrumugen pleaded rubbing his temples from a headache which threatened to become a migrain.

"Since when did he get migrians?" Wu fei asked spinning his wheel chair around to face the hooded character. "And it's chang not ching!"

"Since the fanfic I lost from the Quick restore last week." Jade smiled.

"Oh."

*end of off stage break*

Trowa looked into the mirror at his new outfit. He wore a white cotten dress shirt, with a black leather jacket over it with the cuffs undone, and black leather pants and black boots. he had a chain hanging out of his pocket just for added effect. Trowa rubbed his chin looking in a full length mirror.

"What's missing?" he pondered, "Ah!" he quickly ran over to the dressing table and yanked the top draw open. Trowa rummaged through the odds and end that he oftend kept in the top drawer.

"Now where is it?" Trowa muttered deeply considering yanking the drawer out and tipping it upside down. But he didn't and he won't reminding him that is not and never will be part of the script and I hope he knows that. I wonder if he does?

"Loud and clear." Trowa muttered.

Trowa spotted a silver hoop in the corner of the drawer. "Ahah!" Trowa Snatched the silver hoop thingie from the corner and ran back over to the mirror.

*offstage*

Duo: Since when did Trowa say ahah?!

Jade: Since this fanfic ^.^

Wufei: You have to work on your logic

Quatre: Any one want Some Coke?

Vrumugen: -_-()

Heero: If Relena asks I'm not here.

Duo: *thumbs up* right!

Relena wanders in.

Heero jumps and hides behind the curtains.

Relena: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERO WHERE ARE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU?????

Heero: *mumbles* nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere!

Everyone: -_-()

Duo: *whispers to jade* What is it with her?! Geez! is she stalking him or something?

Relena: Have any of you seen Heero? *hides a whips and leather outfit behind her back *see's sneakers poking out beneath teh curtains.*

Every one: O.O

Vrumugen: She's gonna find him.

Jade: I pity him.

Duo: Hey what's the whips and whiny stuff for?

Every one(cept Duo): O.o eeew!

Duo: what?!

Relena heads towards the curtains amd throws them apart

Everyone except relena: O.O *see's nothing but socks and sneakers* Where'd he go?!

Relena: Hmmm he wants to play hide and seek? Well i'd better close these windows it's bringing in a squall!

Jade: Uh-oh.

Relena runs off.

Relena: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERO WHEEEEEEEEEEERE ARE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU?!

Heero:*mumbles so she doesn't hear.* I'm out heeere!

Duo: Dun see that every day.

Jade: I think we'd better get back on set... O.o

**End of chapter one.**

This is taking too long and they JUST AREN'T SO-OPERTATING!! ARGH! Even Xelloss is more co operative about this!

Xelloss: Really? ||^.^||

Jade: O.O

Xelloss: I never knew you felt that wa-

*BAM!!*