Trowa looked into the mirror concentrating on his left ear as he slipped the silver sleeper into his left ear.

"Eeeee!" a voice screamed from of stage and a girl with black hair and ruby eyes bolted onto the set and yanked the silver hoop out of his earlobe.

"OW!" Trowa yelped, "What the hell are you doing?!"

"I am saving you from embarassment!" the author supreme said sternly, "Now never EVER put any type of earring in the left ear!"

Trowa looked confused and gave her a blank look. Jade just slapped her forehead.

"Why?" Trowa asked,

"Just trust me on this one." Jade said and bolted off set to something that Trowa had no knowledge of as to what was going on.

"......"

Trowa slipped the silver hoop into his right ear.

Heero: is she gone?

Duo and Jade move to help Heero just as Relena wallace through the room again.

Relena: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERO!! WHERE AAAAAAAAARE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU???

Jade: I really wanna kill that girl.

Duo: Get in line.

Relena: Has heero come past yet?

Duo & Jade: *shake heads* nope!

Relena: *looks frustrated* HEEEEERO WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?!

Heero:*mutters* somewhere far away...please don't find me.

Relena: Did you two hear anything??

Heero: O.O

Jade & Duo: *shake heads* nope! must've beent the cat!

Relena: You have a pet cat? where?

Duo: Uummmmmmmmmmm,

Jade:*runs off and grabs Wufei*

Wufei: What are you doi- fmm?! lfff foooh!

Jade:*dresses wu fei up in kitty ears and a tail and draws whiskers on his face as well as a nose.* Here's the cut lil kitty! I found him!

Duo:*muffles laughter* yeah the kitty real cute, go play with the kitty.

Wu Fei: Mmmmmfff! *tries to get the muffler off but can't because of the kitty gloves that are duct taped to his wrist.)

Vrumugen: O.O didn't see that one coming.

Quatre: *walks in with a teaset.* any one for tea?

Sesshoumaru follows.

Jade:*drops wufei* FLUFFY!!

Wu Fei: *falls of jades shoulder and hits the ground* Ooffff!

Fluffy: *side steps and Jade hits the floor face first missing her glompee entirerly.* keep away from me.

Jade: *springs back up* KAWAII!!! *Grabs his tail and hugs it.* it'Z so cuwute an flwuffy!

Duo: eh the fanfic?

Jade: oh yeah! back on set!

Trowa: -_-()

"There!" Trowa beamed happy with himself and his latest achivement, Duo flies through the set on a rope tarzan stlye and continues to do so.

"I AM SHINIGAMI!!!! BOW BEFORE ME!! MUWAHAHAHAHA THERE IS NO GOD ONLY SHINIGAMI I COMMAND YOU ALL TO WORSHIP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!" Duo last words are stretched and scream even louder as Jade stands upon the top of the set and cutes the rope.

*CRASH!!*

"I...tai..." @.@

"Don't make me get the sign,"Jade warned.

As everything carries out ignored.

Trowa looked even more closy at himself in the mirror.

"HEY MR. TROWA SIR! WHAT'CHA DOIN?!" a little girl name rin asked and that little girl shouldn't be there and that little girl should get off the set.

"Sorry, Rin" Trowa said, "You heard the author, i'm doing a fanfic. Get off the set or she'll put me in a Yaoi."

But the ever Curious Rin asked anotehr question and is not yet off the set.

"What's a Yaoi?"

"Ummm, ask Fluffy." Trowa said and rushed Rin off set.

"Kay!" Rin ran off to Sesshoumaru who jumped and hid behind his tail, now the lovely actors will be getting back to the script.

Trowa looked into the mirror again and rubbed his chin deep in thought, what possibly could be missing?

"WEEEEEEEEE'RE BAAAAAAAAAAACK!" Ameria kicked open the fanfic stage door, "that wasn't a very nice vacation Miss Jade!"

"Eeek!" The author jumped out of her seat, "You found your way out??? I mean..."

"Yeah." Gourry smiled, "Lina just giga slaved the whole thing."

"Yup!" Xelloss said smiling happily, "and I was too"

"Uhhh, umm," the author stammered, "BREAK! CUT! HALT! BREAK!"

Jade: you BLEW up my labyrinth?!

Lina: yeah, Why not?

Jade: you have to build me a new one bigger and better than the last one!

Lina: *yawnz* make me.

Wu fei on slowly zooms past on a motorised wheel chair thingie in his boxers with Relena trailing behind.

Relena: WAIT LIL KITTY! I'm not finished.

Jade: okay i didn't know she'd try that with the kitty.

Duo: O.O eewww

Firia: *smacks Jade with Mace sama* don't ever do that to us again.

Jade: *glaring with fiery eyes at both of them* GET OUT OF MY FANFIC OR EVERY ONE IS GOING INTO YURI'S AND YAOI'S!!!!

Every one: O.o()

Junana-gou: I don't care I'm just happy I'm back here.

Val: I just don't want to be stuck in that stupid maze with that sutpid fruit cake and a bull thingie running around.

Zelgadis: ......don't do it again.

Laguna: *missing half his clothing.* yeah and that bull thingie got me pretty good. At least If it wasn't for Squall and his Curaga and Rinoa and Selphie's nagging I wouldn't have been here!

Selphie & Rinoa: WE DON'T NAG!

Sakura: Hoe....

Juunana-gou: No Selphie's just far too happy*mutters* I bet she's on something* and Rinoa's is a spoilt brat.

Rinoa & Selphie: JHF!!! O.O

Rinoa and selphie start sulking.

Jade: *rubbing her temples getting a head ache* can you people just let me get this fanfic done?!

Lina: No I think i'll hang around...

Jade: no you won't now all of you scat! Get lost!

Sesshomaru: ...... yeah....

Jade steals Sakura's staff.

Sakura: hey!

Jade whips out the maze card,

Valgarvv: SHITT! NOT THAT AGAIN!! fuck this I'm outta here! *makes a run for it!*

Does the chant thingie and the other thingie and more thingies and the maze card comes out and evelopes them into it's maze and various curses and insults can be heard, and the sound of spells being fired at the walls.

Jade: They'e not getting out of that one. ^.^

Xelloss: I did.

Jade: O.O get back in there or it's a Yaoi for you!

Xelloss: Coolies!

Sesshoumaru: You're not putting me with him! *hides behind his tail again*

Gundam pilots(ceptwufei who's still running away.): O.o *take steps back*

Jade: Ummmmm, kay, then, a Xelloss bashing fic!

Xelloss: Even better! ||^.^||

Duo: What's wrong with this guy?!

Trowa: You got me.

Quatre: *is blue in the face* I'm going now. *leaves*

Jade: Gotta think about this....

Xelloss: Oh the fun i'm going to have! ||^.^|| IF only val were to join me in the fic!

Jade: I got it!

Duo: You got what?

Trowa: .....

Jade: I'll put you in a Barney and friends fic!

Xelloss: ||O.O|| You wouldn't!

Jade: ^.^

Xelloss: would you?

Jade: Sore wa himitsu desu!

Xelloss: ....

Jade: Now you go bye bye into the maze and cause dem other peoples trouble

Xelloss: *salutes* yah Mam! *dissappears*

Jade: ^.^ every one back on set.

Trowa snuck into his sisters room and tiptoed over to her dresser.

"Iiiiiiiiiii'm back!" Xelloss popped into the room.

Trowa jump up clinging to the ceiling.

"Don't do that!" Trowa snapped.

"Why not?" ||^.^||

"GET OFF THE SET YOU FUCKING FRUIT CAKE!" Jade yelled into Xelloss ear with a universal sized mega phone.

"Why?"

"Barney that's why!!"

"Eeeep!" Xelloss dissappeared off the set,

"Lets try that again!" Jade stalks off stage muttering about how inconsiderate these people are.

Trowa snuck into his sisters room. and tiptoed over to her dresser. He quietly pulled open the top drawer.

"Heh heh, this'll really piss her off." Duo muttered tying he rope around his waist and grabbing the flame thrower,

Trowa quicky searched threw the drawers...

"Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah SHINIGAMI LIVES AGAIN!!!!!! I BRING DEATH TO THIS FANFIC!!!!" Duo in all his 'shinigami' glory swings down from the top of the set flame thrower in hand frazelling the set... And Trowa with it.

Every one: O.O

Trowa: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! I'M ON FIRE!!!!

Every one: T.T

Trowa rolls on the ground trying to put the fire out. Vrumugen raises a hand and freeze arrows him. Trowa instead of burning is now in danger of getting hypothermia.

"Well, it's better than burning to death." Vrumugen said in that ANNOYING calm voice, "....."

"No, just having your inner organs is much better to die with." Jade aountered sarcastically,

Duo is still swinging back and forth above the set with his trusty flame thrower, and Xelloss and Firia have apparently joined in only firia was trying to get Xelloss and not wreck the set.

Jade: O.o *defeated* :'(

"Excuse me while I go bang my head against the wall." Jade said and walked off, "But you'd people better be organised by the time I get back!"

"SHINIGAMI!!!"

Every one is still flying around the set burning things. Daely came outta no where with his boomer bomber thingo, Nene is trying to hack into the pentagon Priss is bashing the crap outta Leon, Xelloss is happily escaping the elements of Firia's rage Duo had set Sesshoumaru's tail on fire, Trowa is being nursed by both his sister and rin and mazxe card in the corner had to level up 600 times due to Lina and the others in side tryin to get out using the gigaslave and Inu Yasha and Kagome were helping Heero finally climb in through the window, and Yue was just dozing peacfully in the corner.

"I swear these guys are out to ruin me...." Jade muttered in disbelief of what was happening before her.

She sat down at the directors table and let her head fall onto the desk, banging it loudly. "This is not what I meant by organised." Jade muttered deeply considering sulking,

"AH! you're back!" Quatre smiled,

"Hey, yeah jade do you want some coffe or coco?" Macky asked, "Coco."

"What's wrong?" Quatre asked.

"THis whole entire fanfic." Jade muttered, "And some one is going to get hurt very, very soon."

Macky took his chance to run off and make coco, and probably didn't plan on coming back.

"GIGA SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE!!"

*crash!*

*boom!*

"SHITT!" Lina cursed, "DOESN'T THIS THINGIE EVER DIE?!" Lina's voice was heard just before the dimensions wraped again sucking them back into the maze card.

Daely rolled out of the way of Duo's flame thrower and hid behind a dresser that was onset, looked over to where Macky was.

"Shimatta!, Jade's back." Daely yelped just as Duo pased by with his flame thower. "See ya later I'm outta here!"

Daely lunched one last missle thingie at Duo and dropped the weapon and ran to god knows where in the Dragu realm.

Macky came back with the coco.

"Um, here you go..." he put the coco down and him and Quatre ran off to their little bombshelter dragging Nene, Rin, Priss and Firia with them.

Sesshoumaru sulked over the ashes of the once was white fur on his tail. "YOU WILL DIE FOR WHAT YOU HAVE DONE TO MY TAIL!!!" Sesshoumaru vowed.

"Uh-huh, yeah, sure old man." Duo replied too busy with his flame thrower.

Jade: I'd like to know when this is going to end.

Kenshin: Ano... Jade dono what's going on?

Jade: I don't know.

Kenshin: *blinks* kay,

Jade: that's it this chapter is ending, damn it! This is never gonna be finished.