Jade: Xelloss kun!

Xel: Hai?

Kiya: Boxers

Jade: Or

Melissa: BREIFS?!

Xel: Nani?

Jade:*lifts facfic title sign* heed the title,

Xel: You didn't tell me this was a fanfic J-san

Jade:Why? Do i have to?

Xel: I didn't say that O.o

Kiya: Answer the question!

Xel: There was a question? ^.^

Melissa:*weilding frying pan* grr!

*WHAM!!*

Xel: ||^.#|| Hai! that question,

Kiya: -_-

Melissa: >.<

Jade: O.o

Xel:||^.^||*Plucks off head*

Kiya: KYAAA!!

Melissa: That's not right,

Xel: that answer the question j-san??

Jade: Not really O.o

Kiya: ICKY!!*get mallet*

*WHAM!!*

Xel: ||#.#|| then does this?

Kiya: put your head back on!

Jade: Xelloss, just answer the question.

Melissa: Don't make me dack yah

Xel:*plucks off both his arms*

Kiya:*runs in circles waving her arms about* ICKY ICKY ICKY!!

Xel:Does this J-san???

Jade: Answer the god damn question!

Melissa: Yeah or I'll do something horrible!

Xel: *his body on the stump of his neck and juggling his arms and head with his feet* Oh goody!

Melissa: There's something wrong with this guy...

Jade:You're tellin me!

Kiya: Put your limbs back on!

Xel: Why K-chan?

Kiya: Because it's ICKY!

Xel: Is it really?

Kiya: YES!!

Xel:: Indeedy ||^.^||

Jade: We're waiting for an answer...

Xel: Well j-san, if i had the ability to make my own form and clothes ect that can't get ripped torn ect why would i need boxers or briefs??

Melissa: Good point.

Jade: I don't even understand what he just said....

Melissa:*whispers* neither do I!!

Kiya: *stares motified at Xelloss* ICKY!!ICKY!!ICKY!! You are SO gross!!

Xelloss: Indeedy ||^.^||

Jade: Xelloss?

Xel: Hai?

Jade: Kiya's right, it may not be gross but it's disturbing.

Xel: Not as disturbing as this *makes blood come out of his limbs as he is on the stump of his neck and juggling his arms, head and one of his legs on the other foot, the limbs are now all in their seperate parts* (EG foot, shin, thigh evct ect.)

Melissa: OK now THAT is gross!

Jade: Now lets move on....

Melissa: yeah... that guy is way disturbing...

Kiya:*running away from Xel*

Melissa:*takes notes* now we move on...

next person

Melissa: GOURRY!!!

Gourry:*staring at a rock in his hand, his back to them* ssssshhh! You'll wake it!

Jade: wake what?!

Gourry: Rock sama!

Xel:*appears* it's alive???

Kiya: Gourry... It's a ROCK!!

Gourry: SSSSSHHHHHH!!

Jade: O.o

Xel: Hmmm his ability for lacking all intelligence seemed to have reach an entierly new level... O.o

Melissa: You're tellin me!

Jade: OKay gourry one question!

Kiya :Yeah

Melissa: And we won't wake up you're stupid rock.

Gourry: Rock??

Jade:Yeah that thing in your hand.

Gourry: O.o what rock... wait.. hand??

Kiya: but you just told us not to wake your rock..

Gourry: Hey! who are you guys?? When'd you get here?

Xel: and the superb ability to lack any sort of attention span seems to also have reached a new level O.o

Jade: this is a question.... Boxers or briefs??

Gourry: Boxers....??

Melissa: RIghty o.. t hat was easy!

Gourry: Breifs??

Melissa: o.o;;;;

Jade: Lion cloth??

Gourry: what's a leon moth??

jade: OKay undies??

Gourry: Budgies??

Jade: ((O.O))() god help us...

Melissa: Lingrie??

Kiya: Melissa!!

Jade: O.O *fallz over anime style*

Gourry: now i know i heard some one ask me a question,*gets up and turns around*

Jade-&-Kiya-&-Xelloss: AAAAAHHHHHAAAH!!

Melissa: Ooooooh! *takes a piccy*

Gourry:*Nekked* what?? Why are you screaming??

Jade: MOVING ON!!

Jade-&-Kiya-&-Xelloss: *runz*

Melissa: *Followz* It's a GUY!! Are you people like lesbians or somethin!!??

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next person

Melissa: Okay Kiya you choose the person this time!

Kiya: k! I choose Bejiita!

Jade: Oh god....

Melissa: Last time we even breathed within a mile of him he nearly blew our heads off...

Jade: Literally

Kiya: okay then...eeeeeeermm GOKU!

Xel: Hmmm, i must meet this Goku person ||^.^|| where's he from Kiya??

Kiya: Dragon ball Z & GT & dragon ball!

Xel: OH i met some called by Bejiita from that realm! he was quite short tempered, he even blew away half the realm!

Jade: We were just talking about him.. where were you?? Wait.... he WHAT??!

Melissa: Never mind jade lest just find Goku...

all run up to Goku who's standing behind a tree

Kiya: SON GOKUUUUU!

Goku: Oh hi Kiya!

Jade:*whispers to Melissa* at least this ones slightly more intelligent.

MElissa:*whispers back* never know.

Kiya: Boxers or breifs???

Goku: Nani??? Hey it's gourry!

Gourry: Hey Goku!!

Goku: HEy wanna go play in teh river??

Gourry: YEAH!

Goku: WAI!!

Kiya: o.o;;;@ goku adn gourry running off butt nekked holding hands

Melissa: *takes a picture* this is one for the notice board!

Jade: Do you think we turned them??

Xel: OF course not J-san!

Kiya: moving on??

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next person

Jade: THis is your second chance Kiya pick a person.

Kiya: k! errrrrrm... ZELGADISS!!!

Melissa: He sounds safe... well he tied me up and tossed me off the edge of a cliff once... Do you think he likes me??

Xelloss: Of course M-chan! he just might be hiding affection for you!

Melissa: Really?

Xelloss: Sore wa himitsu desu!

Melissa: >.<+

Kiya: Zel-kuuuuuuuuuuun!

Zelgadiss: Hai? I've just been blinded by two nude homie's and i'm not in the mood for 'fun' right now..

Xel: YOU KNOW THE WORD FUN?! A NEW DISCOVERY!!

Zeladiss: ..................

Jade: ^.^() Yes, now Kiya ask your question.

Kiya: *beaming happily* BOXERS OR BREIFS??

Zelgadiss: *blown away* erm... excuse me???

Jade: You heard her..

Melissa:*twisting her finger in her ear making squeaky sounds* loud and clear..*grumbles*

Kiya:*still smiling* Boxers or briefs?

Zelgadiss: NANI??!!

Xelloss: Care to answer??

Jade: GIve him time Xelloss, confession for this type of thing maybe difficult.

Zelgadiss:*looking very distressed* why are you asking me this?!

Melissa: because we're bored and have nothing really better to do.

Kiya: sad isn't it?

Zelgadiss: Very.

Jade:*bonks Kiya on teh head* do not ever say we are sad, for we are happy people.

Kiya*rubbing ghte growing lump on the back of her head.* umm kay then O.o owies.. that hurt.

Melissa: I think it was supposed to.

Zelgadiss:*sneaking away*

Xelloss:*appears in front of him* going to answer?

Kiya: WAIT! i think i have a piccy which will answer this! brb!

Jade: We'll just have to wait...

Melissa: Don't take too long!

Xelloss: what are we gonna do till then?

Melissa: *whips out a deck of cards* play cards!

Jade: wai! but i can't play cards...

Melissa: Neither can i what's your point??? we can build a tower!

Xel: LEts play 54 pick up!

Jade: how about you play by yourself xel??

Xel: okay! *throws the cards every where*

Melissa:*gets hit in the head with a card*

Jade:*also gets hit by a card.* hey these aren't caard cards, they're yellow with japenese symbols on them....

Melissa: Yeah... like the ones from cardcaptors.. the ones Syaoran has!

Jade:.......

MElissa:........

Xel: Indeedy....||^.^||

Jade-&-Melissa:*The cards go up inflames and jade adn melissa run around in circles screaming with their heads on fire* AAAHHHHHHHAAHHH!!!!!!!!

Kiya: i'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack*waves a gigantic rolled up wall scroll around in the air*

Zelgadiss: what is that?

Kiya: the piccy to prove weither you wear boxers or breifs!

Zelgadiss: ....................you... are... a... pervert...

Kiya: AM NOT! *whacks him with mallet sama*

Melissa:*stops running around event hoguh her head is still on fire* let see it! come on show us!

Jade:*jumps in the lake* tha'ts heaps better.*see's gourry and Goku on the other side of the lake.* O.O

Kiya: Mmkay i'll show you....

jade:AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Kiya: right after Jade stops running around us in circles screaming.

Xel:*grabs Jade by the head and holds her up in the air in front of him.* what' wrong this time? O.o

Jade: HOMIE'S!! THEY'RE EVERY WHERE!! AAAHHHH!!!

Kiya: that'll do, but iu couldn't find the picy i was looking for so i foudn this instead it was in Melissa's room!

Melissa: you were in MY room?!

Jade: @_@ poor me.... poor me...

Kiya: maybe but here's my piccy!

Melissa: you're piccy?!

Kiya: I mean melissa's.. yeah...

Melissa: Whahooies! *Droooooooooooools*

Jade:*see's teh wallscroll* i feel betrter now!

Xel: hmm they have good taste.

Zel: where'd you get that you little peepers!?

Kiya: As you can see his pockets and the way they fail to bunch up at the bottom and*is cute off*

Melissa: and How he has a wedgie.

Zelgadiss: O.o

Jade: You can see that from the front?!

Melissa: If yah taking a good look at the crotch you can! ^.^

Jade: mmkaaaaaaay

Kiya: and how you don't see the wait band of the boxers on his hip he is wearing-*is cute off again*

Melissa:*throws her hands up in teh air screaming happily* LINGERIE!!!

Kiya: god damn it shut up! he is wearing-*ish cute off agin*

Zelgadiss: i can't believe this.

Xel: Indeedy

Kiya: grrrr!

Jade: that's a good piccy it wiped the image of the homies from my mind completely and we have zel to thank for it!

Xel: you're welcome! ||^.^||

Jade: no th other xel!

Xel: awwww :'(

Kiya:*fuming, adn weilding anti rock skin mallet* that's it!! >.<

POUND!

POUND!

POUND!

Kiya: there!

Jade-&-Melissa-&- Zelgadiss: @.@ Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiitai...

Xelloss:*pouting* awwww Kiya chaaaaaaaaaan you missed out on meee

WHAM!!

Xelloss: ||^.#|| eeeheeheeheeee!

Kiya: NOW! what i was going to say was...

Melissa: that hurt Kiya.... you're mean!

Kiya*stomps on Melissa's head to shut her up* he's wearing breifs..

Jade:*jumps back up likes she wasn't hit*I've got another piccy he dun wear breifs at all!

Zelgadiss: why are we discussing underwear?!

Xelloss: actually Zelgadiss you're not discussing underwear...

Zelgadiss: Oh then what am i discussing?!

Xelloss: we are discussing underwear, you are not.

Zelgadiss: >.<

Melissa: Care to show us the picture??

Jade: wait I'll br right back!

Kiya: what do we do int eh mean time?

Xelloss: 52 PICK UP!!!

Melissa: NO!!

Kiya: what's that?

Xelloss: wanna play?

Kiya: is it fun?

Melissa:*snickers* yup

Xelloss: well do you wanna play or not?

Kiya: YEAH!!

Xelloss: Mmkay*throws heaps of yellow card thingies at her*

Kiya: they're all yellow adn coolies!*runs around amist the cards*

Melissa: *snickers* hehehehe

Kiya:*catches one of the cards aroudn her* heeeeeeey these are syaorans cards!...uh-oh O.O!!

FOOZE!!

Kiya: KYAAAA KYAAA KYAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! *runs around in circles looking like a big ball of flames* MY HAIR'S ON FIRE!!! MY HAIRS ON FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jade: *jumps back into the realm througha protal right near Kiya* WHAAAOOOO! O.o what happen to her?!

Melissa:*rolling on the floor laughing* BWUAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!

Jade:*looks over at Xelloss for some sort of explanation* well what happened??

Xelloss: 52 pick up ||^-^||

Jade:*muffles laughter* um kaaaaaaaaaay have the piccy *waves a piece of paper around

Xelloss: Ano j-san..... O.o that's fanart....

Jade: Yeah so it proves MY point that he's not wearing boxers or breifs.

Zelgadiss: O_O L-sama help me now...

Melissa: ^.^ coooolies! What a nice ass!*takes notes in her pad*

Jade:*drops a bucket of water on Kiya* there

Kiya: Phew... at least my hair aint on fire no more...

Jade: My point is he's wearing a G-string!

Melissa: Rightyo got it down, *dakc Zelgadiss*

Zelgadiss:*hurries to hidehimself with his cape but finds it gone.* aahhh!

Jade-&-xel-&-mel-&-Kiya: *runs before he can fireball em*

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next person

Jade: okay i'm picking now!

Melissa: well hurry up already!

Jade:Mmmkay!

Kiya: yay!

Jade: Vrummy chaaaaaaaaan!!

Vrumugen: (/-_-\) what it is??

Jade: BOXERS OR BRIEFS??!!

Vrumugen: o.o;;; erm...

Xelloss: Come on Vrumugen don't a spoil sport now ^.^

Melissa: Hey but tis guy's wearing a cloak! He does ever time he shows up!

Kiya: Good point...

Jade: hury up and answer!

Xelloss:maybe I can help answer this one?

Vrumugen: I thought you wanted ME to answer!

Jade: tell tell tell then

Melissa: this guy isn't all that cute yah know.

Jade: so? i ave a liking for characters that die as soon as they appear I dunno why it's really weird.

Kiya: you ARE weird what's yah point?

Xelloss: *whips up Vrumugens cloak to reveal..... NUTTIN!!* WHEEE!!

Vrumugen: O.O *pulls cloak back down* argh! I had pants on a second ago! argh!

Xelloss:*holding a black pair of pants* what do mean these ones??

Vrumugen: >.< freeze arrow! grrr!

Xelloss:*ish frozen* erk!

Vrumugen:*still holding his cape walks over and grabs his pants* there yah happy?! I wear breifs!

Melissa:*clicks her camera repeatedly* this is an interesting day!

Jade*sheilding eyes* Xel!

Kiya: But Vrummy chan you weren't wearing anything beneath your pants!

Vrummugen: ermm that's because.. erm... bye now *dissappears*

MElissa:*puts camera away and starts taking notes.* well there's him.

Jade: well waht did we get?