Lavitz’s 24th
Birthday spectacular
By: Sam M. // Maori
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Disclaimer:
I do not own The Legend of Dragoon(though, owning Lloyd
would be nice XD!)...but Maori*namely, me....same IQ^^;*, Shary, Elwe, *I’m too
lazy to list all of the ones that appear in this fic....* and other characters
that aren’t attributed to anything else are my own original characters...so...........nothing
more? ^^....
+++Oh,
and I’m sorry, but there may be *emphasis on the last two words*
errors....so...bare with me here.....
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part one: SCHEMING!!!
(Location:
Big mansion somewhere.....in the main living room.....)
Maori:
What’re we gonna do today.....*rests chin on palms and looks Shary*
Shary:
Dunno......lesse......who to torture today......? hmm....*thinks
hard*
[Lloyd,
overhearing the conversation, enters the room with an evil grin on his face and
sits down beside Maori on the couch]
Lloyd:
Yunno, it IS Lavitz’s birthday TOMORROW.....
*Shary
and Maori perk up*
Both:
Really?!!!
Lloyd:
*evil grin grows bigger* mmm-hmm.....
Maori:
*Turns to Shary* Plotting...
Shary:
*Turns to Maori* Scheming!...
Both:
I’m there! *Run up stairs into the second kitchen and bolt the door to start
planning for Lavitz’s party*
[Lloyd
smiles to himself, kicks his feet up on the table, grabs the remote, and turns
on the TV for some Monday night football....]
Lloyd:
// Well, now I feel better about tomorrow!!\\ *-^.^-*
(*30
minutes have passed* Location: upstairs second kitchen....in the big mansion
located presently nowhere.........)
Maori:
*paces in a parallel line with the counter to her right...* Hmm....what to do?......what to do....?
Shary:
*scribbling something on a piece of paper at the table*
Umm.......dunno....yet....*grins big*
Maori:
.......umm....*takes seat at the table* maybe.....maybe we need some help on
this......
Shary:
Hum......Who could help us plot such things? Rose isn’t here, she left a while
ago with Zeig.....
Maori:
Hmm......your right....but....who’s really
evil.........
Shary:
Think.......think........think.........
[both think strenuously]
Maori:
*snaps fingers* Lloyd!! Hell, he’s the one that told us about it
anyway......shouldn’t he get to help......basically, he’s the main mastermind
of this whole thing.......Whaddaya, think, Bandit {Shary’s nickname.......for
reasons you shall find out soon...too hard to explain.....it’s that word up
there.....s-t-r-e-u-n-o-u-s.........}
(Location:
Downstairs main living room....)
Shary:
*Head nods up and down with evil grin and speaks in low, evil, vicious voice*............perfect............*
\ /*
[ Maori grabs Shary’s arm and they teleport to the room Lloyd was in before]
[Lloyd
is watching Whose line is it anyway? and is quite
content.....]
Maori:
*puts a finger to mouth and quietly murmurs* shh.....
[Shary
nods and they both creep up behind the couch.....Lloyd’s head can be seen a bit
above the couch, his platinum hair luminescent....]
[Shary
signals to Maori, who pokes the top of Lloyd’s head...being
quite prone to reflexes, jumps up and lands behind the couch on Maori.....]
Maori:
*shrieking* look at the trouble you get me into Bandit!!
Shary:
*tries to appear innocent* What ever are you talking about, Maori? Honestly, I
only followed you because you’d promised me popcorn....besides,
you’re the one that poked him......
Maori:
*glaring at Shary* evil........evil......evil........
Shary:
*looks away indignantly* I hear not what you say.....for you do not say
it......
Maori:
*Glares at her once again* You got that off the
bookmark my brother has......
[as if on cue, Haiyes appears and stares at Maori, whom is
gasping under the weight of Lloyd....]
Haiyes:
*raises a curious eyebrow* Not asking........
Maori:
*blows a raspberry at him* Am hurting....
Haiyes:
*under breath* I’ll bet....
Maori:
WHAT?/! *gets out from under Lloyd, whom falls down
onto the floor, and attempts to make for a chase, but Shary pulls her back*
Shary:
More important matters!!
Maori:
*realizing that she’ll have time to hurt him later, agrees silently and turns
to Lloyd, who is rubbing his backside from the
fall*....sorry......but......your the one that fell on me...so that makes you
the one who should be sorry, but I should be sorry, because I drove you to
that, but *rambles off into her own form of English...
[Shary
slaps Maori]
Shary:
Hello?/!
Maori:
*snaps out of rambling* Oh...yeah.......Lloyd!
[Lloyd
looks up at Maori and sits down from a head over heels kinda position from the previous
incident....]
Maori:
Guess What?/!
Lloyd:
//Dammit! Nobody had better have told them or I’ll kick their ass!!\\ Hum...?
Maori:
We. Need. Your. Help. For. The. You. Know. What.!!!!
Because....we need another evil mind.......and Rose isn’t present so......wanna
help......?
Lloyd:
[Relieved] *shrugs and coolly says* sure.....
Maori:
GREAT!!!!* Does an anime victory jump 5 feet in the air*
Shary:
*rolls her eyes* and to our magnificent hideout we will go? *becoming impatient
without being in a scene for plotting evil mischief...
Maori:
*comes back down from mid air* Okay!!! ^^! *grabs both Lloyd and Shary’s arms
and teleports back to the kitchen from the previous.....*
(Location:
Upstairs second kitchen....)
[All
reappear in a pile in front of the kitchen sink......]
All:
OWW!!!!!!
Lloyd:
Why do your landings seem to be really bad ones.......or maybe I’m jinxed,
because every time I teleport somewhere with you, or you teleport to me, I seem
to be getting hurt every single time...is that just a coincidence....or do you have something against me....?
Maori:
*bats eyes innocently* No, Lloyd.........it’s rather something
else........*smiles evilly*
Lloyd:
*staggers back* I think I want to go back to the living room.......
Maori:
*grins bigger* I’m the author.......
Lloyd:
*rolls eyes* that you are......that you are.........
Maori:
What I write is what’s here, gotta problem.....you’ll regret it.....*^_^*
Lloyd:
*shocked face* No! you wouldn’t!!!
Maori:
Don’t doubt me....
Lloyd:
......
Shary:
I hate to break up this love fest....but we really need to get started on the
destruction plan of Lavitz’s birthday bash.......... I mean, we have literally
nothing in mind.......
Maori:
Right......*sits down at the table*
Lloyd:
I guess I have no other choice but to go through with something that matters
nothing to me at all.....*pulls a chair up beside Maori and places his chin on
his palms......*
Shary:
Thank you Lord.....*plops down beside Maori on the other side*
[The
three plan the birthday party for the next five hours and then go to bed at
about
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Hoped
everybody liked that so far...it’s my first LOD fic and I’m still only on the
second disc, so I only know what I’ve played and what I’ve read about the
game.....so.......please R&R Maori21@prodigy.net -Sam M. /
Maori
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Follow-up:
Will Lavitz ever suspect anything.....will the crew plan a good bash?.....and what will happen in it?.....hmm............ guess
I’m gonna make you read the next chapter to find out *^^ mwuhahahahahah!!!*
-Sam
M. / Maori