Lavitz’s 24th
Birthday spectacular
By: Sam M. // Maori
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Disclaimer:
I do not own The Legend of Dragoon(though, owning
Lloyd would be nice XD!)...but Maori*namely, me....same IQ^^;*, Shary, Elwe,
*I’m too lazy to list all of the ones that appear in this fic....* and other
characters that aren’t attributed to anything else are my own original
characters...so...........nothing more? ^^....
+++Oh,
and I’m sorry, but there may be *emphasis on the last two words*
errors....so...bare with me here.....
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part three: Get in there!
[inside Shary’s room]
Maori:
Okay, now that everybody’s together, lets go! [grabs rope on way to the door]
Lloyd:
Yah whatever.....//Play it cool, they won’t find out\\
Shary:
Alright! [grabs an over sized pillow case]
[Shary
opens the door and the three walk out and Lloyd closes the door behind them]
[tip-toeing across the corridor and into the second left hall
and down two doors]
Maori:
*lifts finger to mouth* Shh.....
Shary:
*quietly* Dur!
Maori:
*sticks tongue out at Shary* sppt!
Lloyd:
*rolls eyes* Will the both of you shut up and open up the god damn door?!
Maori
& Shary: *blinks at him*
Maori:
meanie........
Lloyd:
can be if I want to.....
Maori:
*glares at him*
Shary:
open it, Maori....
Maori:
me?
Lloyd:
Yeah, you....
Maori:
Why me?
Lloyd:
cuz
Maori:
Well *thinks* Why can’t Shary?
Lloyd:
*Looks at Shary* Well....?
Shary:
Me?
Maori
& Lloyd: Yeah you......
Shary:
Why me.....
Lloyd:
God Dammit, will somebody open the door already or what?
Maori
& Shary: Fine *fights over doorknob*
Shary: Hey I was here first!! *pushes shoulder
against Maori’s*
Maori:
*pushes back* Wuz
not!!!
[Lloyd
rolls his eyes as he watches the two fight over the
inatimate doorknob for a moment, and then gets impatient.....]
Lloyd:
*yelling* Back away from the Door!!!!
[Maori
and Shary’s eyes bulge and they crouch in fear....]
[Just
then the doorknob turns and Maori and Shary Run around the corner to
hide....Leaving Lloyd to take the fall for their disturbing of the peace....]
Lavitz:
*Sees Lloyd and looks at alarm clock=
[Lloyd
stands completely unaware of what to say or do........]
Maori
& Shary: *stick heads around corner* psst! Lavitz!!!! *hide behind the
corner again*
[Both
Lloyd and Lavitz turn to look, even though it isn’t Lloyd’s name, his neck
doesn’t really seem to know that...]
[Nobody
seems to be there, yet Lavitz ventures around the corner to see what’s
amuck....]
[Maori
and Shary jump out from behind the corner and tackle Lavitz]
Maori
& Shary: Hi-ya!
Shary:
Into the bag you go!!!!!
Lavitz:
What the! NNNNNOOOOO!!!!!
Shary:
*Looks up at Lloyd* Well, Don’t just stand there, help us!
Lloyd:
Why?
Maori:
Otherwise we’ll put you in here with him........and then maybe Shana.....
Shary:
Umm........maybe not Shana.....
Maori:
*blinks at Shary* Why not.......?
Shary:
Well......*trails off* it’s a lllloooonnnnggggg
story........
Maori:
Fine whatever, Lloyd, help us, or regret it!!!!!
Lloyd:
Fine......
[Lloyd,
Maori, and Shary stuff Lavitz into the bag and Maori ties a rope around the
pillowcase, leaving it loose enough to be able to open it and stick some other
people in there.....]
[Haiyes
walks in with shaving cream all over him]
Haiyes:
What the hell’s going on?
Maori
& Shary: Grab him!!!!
[Maori
unties the pillowcase and they stuff Haiyes and his shaving creaminess into the
oversized pillowcase.....]
Maori:
Okay...now for Meru, Dart, Kongol....and....well,
let’s not take Haschel, kay?
Shary:
Fine by me, he smells.....
Lloyd:
What I would like to know is how you purpose on being able to get Kongol in
that bag of yours.......
Shary:
nono...*shakes head*
Muffled
voices in bag: Noo! not Kongol!!!
[Maori
and Shary smile evilly and scene fades out......]
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Well,
That does it for part three.........please R&R Maori21@prodigy.net
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Lesse...will
Haiyes and Lavitz ever get out of the bag thing? or
will they be crushed by the weight of Kongol......hmm...Guess You’ll have to
wait and read chapter 4! –Sam M. /maori