Lavitz’s 24^th

Birthday spectacular

By: Sam M. // Maori

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Disclaimer: I do not own The Legend of Dragoon(though, owning Lloyd would be nice XD!)...but Maori*namely, me....same IQ^^;*, Shary, Elwe, *I’m too lazy to list all of the ones that appear in this fic....* and other characters that aren’t attributed to anything else are my own original characters...so...........nothing more? ^^....

+++Oh, and I’m sorry, but there may be *emphasis on the last two words* errors....so...bare with me here.....

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part four: Lock and Load

[in corridor, of big mansion presently located nowheres......]

Shary: *dragging bag down the hallway, and following Maori and Lloyd* I don’t see why I have to carry this.....

Maori & Lloyd: Cuz we said so........

Shary: Well, I don’t wanna....

[Maori and Lloyd glare at her and Lloyd hold up a gun to her temple....]

Lloyd: Well, oh well, you’ll get over it.......

Maori: HEY!! *snatches gun away!* This has to be approved for mostly all ages!!! Sppt!

Lloyd: So.....

Maori: So...so........just carry the bag, kay, Shary?

Shary: Yah, whatever....

Maori: Okay, now, let’s go find Meru first.....

Lloyd: chh......why not Kongol?..............

Maori: Because Kongol is like pretty big and like, can squish us when we open the bag to put other people in it.... it doesn’t take a Scooby doo to figure that out....

Lloyd: Shut up and lets go then.........* walks around the corner and into the main hall*

Maori & Shary: Hey! Wait up! *ruin after him*

[That big ‘ol pillowcase screeches down the floor and leaves a trail of shaving cream.....]

(Main hall....moments later.....)

[Shary and Maori come upon Lloyd waiting by Meru’s door and his arms crossed, impatient.....]

Maori: Why didn’t you wait for us?!!!

Shary: Yah!

Lloyd: I didn’t feel like it.....

Maori: Meanie! *sticks tongue out at him* sppt!

Lloyd: That seems like a repetitive ritual......

Maori: So.........

Lloyd: *rolls eyes* Let’s just hurry up already....This is beginning to get boring......

Maori: Fine, but You have to help us hold Meru down...she kicks pretty hard.......

Shary: Yah!

Lloyd: Well, why can’t she?

Maori: Cuz she has to hold the bag open, duh!

Lloyd: Whatever......

Maori: Okay lets go! *Slowly turns the doorknob and opens the door*

[Lloyd and Maori immediately pull Meru, soundly asleep out of her bed and wrestle her into the bag...]

Maori: Phew! * ties the rope and wipes the sweat off of her head with her arm*

Lloyd: *sighs* and now who next?

Maori & Shary: Dart!

Shary: Duh!

Lloyd: Could’ve guessed.......

Maori: But cha didn’t!

Shary: Yah! Hah!!!!

Lloyd: *rolls eyes* let just go get him then.........

Maori: Alright........

Shary: yay!

[Maori, Lloyd, and Shary *dragging bag behind her* go to the second main Hall corridor]

(Second main hall corridor, a couple minutes later.....)

[All three and the humongous pillowcase stand in front of Dart’s door...]

Shary: Maori, you get the bag this time, me and Lloyd ‘ill do this one....

Maori: Okay.... *takes bag from Shary*

Muffled voices: blah!!!! blah!!! Blah!!! Blah!!!!

Maori: Umm.....I think they’re getting mad.......

Lloyd: Naw, yah think?

Maori: *watches imprints of bodies through case* Naw, I know!

Lloyd: Just shut up and We’ll get Dart

Maori: Fine!

Lloyd: Fine...

Maori: Fine!

Lloyd: Shut-up!

[Maori stands, holding the bag quietly]

[Lloyd and Shary enter the room and so does Maori...]

[Lloyd and Shary push Dart into the scream filled bag]

Shary: *Smiles* They are so gonna hate us when they get out of that bag....

Maori: *ties rope* I guess so... but it is Lavitz’s Birthday, They’ll understand......

Muffled mad Lavitz voice: What the, It’s not

[thud!]

[Lloyd kicked the bag]

Muffled Mad Lavitz voice: Blah!!! blah ow!!!!

Lloyd: Stupid........

Maori & Shary: *Stare at Lloyd*

Lloyd: What?

Maori: nothing....

*Shary Shrugs*

Lloyd: That’s what I thought.....now lets get Kongol......

Maori: okay

Shary: Alright...you get the bag this time, Lloyd......

Lloyd: *glares at her* why......

Shary: cuz it’s your turn, it weighs a lot and you’re a guy........there.....happy now * hands him the bag and Her and Maori walk off to the second right corridor....]

Lloyd: Whatever *follows them...*

(Second Right corridor, outside Kongol’s door)

Maori & Shary: *Take deep breaths and rub hands together* Okay!

Shary: Let’s do this........

Maori: Okay.....

*pose like the two main stars of Bad Boys II*

[The three enter the room, and Maori and Shary are trying to push Kongol off his bed and into the Sack.]

[having no luck, they wonder what to do......]

Maori: Hmm...

Shary: Hmm

Maori: Hmm

Shary: Hmm.....

Lloyd: Will you two shut up already and like hurry up?........

Maori: Somebody needs to wash his mouth out one of these days......

Shary: Yup........

[Lloyd glares at them]

[Maori pulls a crowbar out of nowhere]

Maori: Aha!

Lloyd: How’d you do that?

Maori: I’m the author! Dur!

Lloyd: whatever......

[Maori uses the crowbar and Shary pushes, and they finally get Kongol in there]

[Crunch!]

*muffled voices curse and squeal at the weight of the heavy Gigantos*

Maori: Gosh, that took long enough...

Shary: Yup......

Lloyd: So lets get in the car now, what’re you all waiting for.......?

Maori & Shary: Fine...

Shary: Just chill, we got this....

[Elevator appears out of nowhere and scene fades....]

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That’s it for part 4.....Please R&R!!!! Maori21@prodigy.net

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Where are Maori and Shary and Lloyd taking their prey?...hmm......where, where, where?

Gotta read next part!!! –Sam M. // Maori