Lavitz’s 24th
Birthday spectacular
By: Sam M. // Maori
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Disclaimer:
I do not own The Legend of Dragoon(though, owning Lloyd
would be nice XD!)...but Maori*namely, me....same IQ^^;*, Shary, Elwe, *I’m too
lazy to list all of the ones that appear in this fic....* and other characters
that aren’t attributed to anything else are my own original
characters...so...........nothing more? ^^....
+++Oh,
and I’m sorry, but there may be *emphasis on the last two words*
errors....so...bare with me here.....
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part five: Caves
(Car
garage, floor level......big mansion somewheres....)
[Maori,
Lloyd, and Shary are loading the big pillowcase in the pack of a ford windstar,
now featuring 4 rows of seats......]
[pushing and shoving prove to work after a long while of
minutes.....]
Shary:
They need to make bigger Trunk doors.........
Maori:
Yah.....let’s suggest that to ford, later......
Lloyd:
Com’on, get in the car!
Maori:
I’m Driving!
Lloyd
& Shary: Shotgun!
Lloyd:
I got shotgun!
Shary:
NO! I DO!
Lloyd:
No! I called it first!!!
Shary:
No-uh
Lloyd:
Uh-huh!!!
Shary:
No-uh!
Lloyd:
Uh-huh!!!
Shary:
No-
Maori:
Lloyd can ride up front on the way there and then you guys can switch when we
go places....
Shary
& Lloyd: * Glare at each other* Fine.....
[Maori
gets in Driver’s seat, Shary in the first middle row, and Lloyd in the
passenger seat....]
[the big bag makes muffled screaming and cursing in the
back....]
(about 20 minutes later and miles away from the big mansion
presently located nowhere......)
[Maori
looks in the Rear view mirror every so often to check up on the bag.....]
[Lloyd’s
eyes are closed, he’s half asleep......]
[Shary’s
listening to her cd player and lip singing......]
Maori:
*sighs* boring...... Shary!!!!
[She
has the volume all the way up]
Maori:
Shary!
*Shary
can’t hear her...*
Maori:
*screaming*SSSHHHHAAARRRYYY!
[Lloyd
abruptly awakes]
Lloyd:
What-The-crap?
Shary:
* pauses cd player* What?
Maori:
You can let them out now.....
Shary:
Oh, okay.......
[Climbs
the two back seats and unties the knot at the top of the pillow case]
[everyone piles out of the bag, covered in Shaving Cream....]
Haiyes:
How The freak did I get this crud on me?/!
Maori:
Dunno........
Shary:
Haven’t got a clue........
Lavitz:
Where in the crap are you taking us?!!!!
Lloyd:
What’re you talking about?
Lavitz:
*dumbfounded* You idiot!!! Why the freak
are we in this god damn car?!!!!!
Maori:
*looking through rear view mirror* Chill Lavitz, sit down, relax, we’ll be the
in about another hour......
Meru:
Where?
Maori:
....there......
Meru:
No I mean where?!!
Kongol:
Yes, where you take Kongol?
Maori:
You’ll see when we get there, okay........
Dart:
Do you have a towel?
Maori:
Why?
Dart:
I got shaving cream in my hair......
Maori:
*rolls eyes* Lloyd, get him one of those things out of the glove
compartment.....
Lloyd:
What am I, his mommy?
Maori:
No, but, you damn sure as hell get him one, before I pull this car over!!
Lloyd:
*stares blankly* okay......
[He
hands Dart the Towel thing and everything kinda fades in......]
(an hour later.........on the road somewhere...)
[Passing
signs along the way...]
[Dart’s
cleaned up, everybody still has shaving cream on them but him...]
[passed a sign to key their destination....]
All
but Maori, Shary, And Lloyd: *gulps* Like, did that say caves
*<impersonating Scooby Doo gang...*
[And
we fade in out on that lovely note....]
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Well,
that’s it for part five! please look for part six! please R&R!!! Maori21@prodigy.net
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Next:
Awahawaha!!!!! It’s Indiana Jones Without Harrison
Ford!!!!!...lol........ < part six.....
-sam
m. // Maroi