Lavitz’s 24th
Birthday spectacular
By: Sam M. // Maori
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Disclaimer:
I do not own The Legend of Dragoon(though, owning
Lloyd would be nice XD!)...but Maori*namely, me....same IQ^^;*, Shary, Elwe,
*I’m too lazy to list all of the ones that appear in this fic....* and other
characters that aren’t attributed to anything else are my own original
characters...so...........nothing more? ^^....
+++Oh,
and I’m sorry, but there may be *emphasis on the last two words*
errors....so...bare with me here.....
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part six: AHH!!
(on the road, past the sign.....somewheres...)
Lloyd:
Yeah, so.....
Shary:
Yup...and everybody’s got to go in.....
Maori:
It’s like a scavenger hunt, but it’s one thing and
lasts longer....
Lavitz:
So...what’s the one thing?
Shary:
A bat’s hair...
[All,
but Shary, Maori, & Lloyd Gasp]
Lloyd:
I hate bats........
Dart:
*gulps* Me two....bat’s are mean......Well, I didn’t
bring a flashlight...so I can’t go.....
Lloyd:
On second thought...bat’s sound kinda nice.....
Maori:
That’s okay, we thought ahead and brought some.....
Lloyd
& Shary: *look up at her* Whaddaya mean, we?
Maori:
.....Fine...me........happy now?
Lloyd:
*glares at her* no.....
Dart:
But none of the flashlights are Mr. Boo-boo....
[All
Stare at Dart...]
Dart:
What?
Lloyd:
Who the hell is Mr. Boo-boo?...............
Dart:
Mr. Boo-boo...... *pauses to think quickly*......Mr. Boo-boo who?..............
Lloyd:
*rolls his eyes* the boy is obsessed with flashlights........
Dart:
I am not!
Lloyd:
*raises an eyebrow* Oh, your not?
Dart:
No!!!! JUST GO ASK SHANA SHE’LL TELL YOU!!!!!!
Lloyd:
*looks at Shary* Well...where’s Shana?......
Shary:
*looks blankly and shrugs* How should I know........
Dart:
WHERE’S SHANA?/!
Shary:
umm.......
[All
give her that kinda of stare....but Maori, cuz she’s
driving.....so.......that’s it....]
Shary:
I no-no.....
Lloyd:
You just told us before we went to go bag Meru that you couldn’t tell us what
you did with her cause it was too long of a story......so?
Dart:
WHERE’S SHANA?/!
(sorry Shana fans, next line is so for humor of story...)
Shary:
.....umm....She’s dead.....
[Dart
faints]
Lavitz:
Hot Damn! She was becoming a real b****
Meru:
Yeah, she wouldn’t give me any sugar.......
Maori:
Hey, me neither!
Lloyd:
And you wonder why you two went to that mental prison for like two days......
Maori
& Meru: What mental prison?.....
Lloyd:
The place where they drugged you good so you’d shut up...
Maori:
I don’t really remember that.....
Meru:
Neither do I...........
Lloyd:
*stares at them funny* Hey, maybe that has something to do with being
drugged.....yah think?
Maori
& Meru: Maybe......wait-a-minute! They drugged us?
Lloyd:
*rolls eyes* never mind......
(Five
minutes later)
Maori
& Meru: Who drugged us again?.....
Lloyd:
*looks at Maori* Maori,
Shut up and drive....*looks back at Meru* Meru, sit back and shut up.......
Maori
& Meru: OR?
Lloyd:
*sighs* no sugar
[Car
almost swerves and hits a rock, right in front of the caves............]
[car is broken]
Lloyd:
*is madly screaming* Oh Great Maori how the hell do we get back?!!!!!!
Maori:
*stares at him blankly* hitchhike......
Lloyd:
Hitchhike
Shary:
Yeah, you know, Maori sticks her leg out, people stop and then we climb in the
back.....
Maori:
Yah, but first....we got to go in the caves...
Dart:
*scared* Why?
Maori:
.....cuz that’s just the way it is......
Dart:
Well, I don’t like things the way they are.........*softly* Mr. Boo-boo isn’t
here.....
Lloyd:
Oh god no....not again
Dart:
What?
Lloyd:
I told you, you were obsessed with flashlights, aww but no......you don’t know nothing about it......
Dart:
*softly* Mr. Boo-boo’s mine *louder* About what?
Lloyd:
See He said it again!
Maori:
Said what?
Lloyd:
*sighs* never mind......*mumbles* flashlight boy..........
Shary:
Okay.....*starts to pass flashlights out to everyone*
*Maori
helps*
[Lloyd
walks over and picks up a flashlight and hands it to Dart]
Lloyd:
Here.......
Dart:
*narrows his eyes and walks into the cave* I know you won’t it don’t you? Well,
you can’t have it, it’s MIIIINNNNEEEEEE!!!! All
MIIIINNNNEEEEEE!!!! *runs away with the
flashlight*
Lloyd:
*looks at group* What’d I tell you?
Maori:
About what?
Lloyd:
*rolls eyes* He obsessed with flashlights........
Shary:
Well, Dur!!! I coulda told yah that!
Lloyd:
But....
Maori:
You shouldn’t have given him one....now we’ll never get him out of
there........
Lloyd:
But......
Shary:
Originally, we were gonna make YOU go with him, but....*trails off*
Maori:
*picks us* But, now you have to go find him........
Shary:
Yah!
Maori
& Shary: SPPT! *:P
:P*
Lloyd:
*rolls eyes* whatever, just give me a flashlight.........
[Maori
hands him one and he walks off...]
Shary:
*waits til he’s gone* well, it was gonna be Kongol, so he could hold him down,
but.....oh well, this works out fine to.....
Maori:
Yeah...oh well
Kongol:
Kongol no want to go with flashlight boy......
Shary:
Don’t blame yah.....
Maori:
That’s why we sent Lloyd.....
Shary:
Yup, now we wait.......
Lavitz:
Wait for what?
Maori:
You’ll see.....
Lavitz
what are we gonna stand here all day wondering if they’ll come out?/!
Shary:
No...it’s more like.........*looks at watch...*
Maori
& Shary: 10.....9.....8.....7.....6.....5.....4.....3.....2....1! * grab
the peeps and hide behind a very big rock..*
Dart
& Lloyd: *Running out of cave*
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[They’re
being chased by bats and the group giggles as they are tormented by
bloodsucking leech-flyers.....]
Shary:
*whips out camcorder* This is priceless!!!
Maori:
Hello
[Shary
and Maori laugh]
Dart
and Lloyd: *running around like chickens with their heads cut off....*
[They
run back in the cave, attempting to get away from the bats...]
[Which
Is not working.......lol]
Maori:
* Grabs rope sitting next to pillow case...* Well, let’s go save the
numbskulls....
Shary:
Aww.........
Maori:
You can keep filming...just.....in your own mind.......or something....
Shary:
Alright....
[Shary
puts the camcorder in the car and they run off into the cave.....]
Lavitz:
*shrugs* Were we supposed to follow them?
Meru:
Don’t know.......
Kongol:
Kongol save girls!!!!!!
[Kongol
runs off into the cave]
[Meru
and Lavitz are close behind and trying to slow the Gigantos down...]
Lavitz:
I-d-i-o-t!!!!
Meru:
Kongol come back!!!!!
(in the big cave, moments later...)
[Lloyd
and Dart are trapped on a side of the cliff]
[Below,
hot lava oozing up]
[Maori
and Shary appear on the far side of them]
Maori:
Okay, you go first....
Shary:
Me?
Maori:
Yeah, you.....
Shary:
Why me?
Maori:
Cuz...you have brown hair?
Shary:
Oh, okay....
Lloyd:
*looks at Dart* Great, We’re being saved by total idiots.....
Dart:
*glares* Mr. Boo-boo is mine!!!!
[Lloyd
rolls his eyes...]
[Maori
throws rope up around a stalactite, that kinda curves
in and upside down arch]
[Indiana
Jones saving music comes in the atmosphere]
Shary:
*grabs rope and jumps* Awahawaha!!!!
Lloyd:
Idiot number one.....
*Shary
hits a wall, slides down, and is by Lloyd and Dart, whom are cowering in fear
from bats...*
[Music
cuts off short...]
Lloyd:
Oh well, this is lovely......
Dart:
Mr. Boo-boo!!!!!!
Maori:
Shary?/!
Shary:
*softly* huh?
Maori:
You okay?
Shary:
*li’l louder* Oh yeah, this wall isn’t stopping me.........
Maori:
Okay, throw me the rope! I’m coming!
Shary:
Are you nuts! How in the heck can I throw that all the way over there?!!!
Maori:
I don’t know, just try.....
Shary:
Fine......
[Throws
Maori the rope...too short]
Maori:
A little farther!
Shary:
Don’t you think I know that?/!!!
Maori:
Just throw the damn thing......
Shary:
Okay....
[Shary
throws the rope again and Maori catches it this time]
[Indiana
Jones saving music enters the air again....]
Maori:
*Grabs Rope and Jumps up* Awahawaha!!!!
Lloyd:
And what’s Idiot number one, without Idiot number two?.....
[Maori
stops, and floats slowly like people in the matrix...]
Maori:
Shut up, Lloyd, or I’ll leave you there......
*Lloyd
shuts up*
[Matrix
moving slowly thing stops.....]
[Maori
swings in and......]
[...she
hits the wall......, slides down, and lands on top of Lloyd..]
Lloyd:
What-The-Crap?/!!!!
*Dart
and Shary snicker*
[scene fades in with that...]
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M. // Maori!