Lavitz’s 24th
Birthday spectacular
By: Sam M. // Maori
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Disclaimer:
I do not own The Legend of Dragoon(though, owning
Lloyd would be nice XD!)...but Maori*namely, me....same IQ^^;*, Shary, Elwe,
*I’m too lazy to list all of the ones that appear in this fic....* and other
characters that aren’t attributed to anything else are my own original
characters...so...........nothing more? ^^....
+++Oh,
and I’m sorry, but there may be *emphasis on the last two words*
errors....so...bare with me here.....
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part seven:
(Other
side of cliff)
[Maori,
Shary, Lloyd, and Flashlight boy are stranded on the other side.....]
Lloyd:
This is great, now how do we get back over Sherlock?
Maori:
I’m thinking..........chill, dude.....
Shary:
Yah, we’re thinking
[Both
think hard..]
Maori:
Hmm......
Shary:
Hmm.......
Maori:
Let’s try the watch thing again...
Shary:
Okay...*looks at Watch*
Maori
& Shary: 10.....9.....8.....7.....6.....5.....4.....3.....2.....1!
[Kongol
bust through a small cave opening with Meru and Lavitz clutched to his big, massive
legs...]
Kongol:
WAA!!!!
[bats come out of nowhere and attack Kongol, Meru, and
Lavitz]
Shary:
Damn, I knew I shoulda brought my camcorder!
Maori:
Oh well....umm.......
Shary:
Umm what?
[Maori
pulls camcorder out of nowhere...]
Maori:
Here......
Shary:
YAY!!!!!
[Shary
starts filming......]
Lloyd:
How the hell did you do that?
Maori:
*evil smile* Same way I’m gonna do this.....
[Maori
makes a bar of soap appear, jumps on Lloyd and washes his mouth out with the
soap’s soapiness....]
Lloyd:
*talks between washing*
What.....the......Hell.........get.........the.......freak.......off.......of.......me!!!
Maori:
Not until We clean that mouth of yours good!
[Kongol
jumps over to the other side, carrying Meru, Lavitz, and bats with him]
All:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[The
Ground Shakes and they fall through to another part of the cave...]
~*~
(underground.......somewhere.....)
[Group
is falling down through midair.......]
All:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Thunk,
Thunk, Thunk*
[Each
and everyone of them hits the ground...]
Maori:
OWW!!!!!
Lloyd:
What The hell happened?!!
Maori:
*looks around for soap* //more importantly...where’s my bar of soap?....\\
[Maori
Discovers the bar of soap!]
Maori:
AHA!
[She
jumps on Lloyd and starts washing his mouth out again...]
Maori:
Lloyd, I like you, but you have a big potty mouth......
Lloyd:
*undetermined words through hi gurgling soap...* syft tu uck tu!!!!!!!
Maori:
And yet it keeps on coming.... *scrubs harder*
*Lloyd
restrains himself fro cursing...*
[Maori
stops]
Maori:
well, that should about do it now........
Meru:
Where are we?
[All
look around]
Shary:
*shrugs* no-no...
Maori:
Me neither......
Lloyd:
*foaming mouth* onky ace
Maori:
Huh?
Lloyd:
*still foaming* onky ace!!!!!
Maori:
HUH?!
Lloyd:
*swallows foam* MONKEY PALACE YOU BEEP!!! BEEP!!! WHAT THE BEEP DID YOU CRAP I
WAS SAYING!!!
Maori:
That you have a potty mouth
Lloyd:
AWW HELL NO!!
[Lloyd
Grabs The soap from her and throws it far, far
away......]
Maori:
*tears in eyes* You....you through my soap
away.......*cries*
Dart:
....I know......*puts arm around her* He murdered Mr. Boo-boo too!!!!!!!
[Dart
cries]
[Maori
stops and backs away from flashlight boy....]
[A
monkey appears out of nowhere....]
Maori:
MONKEY!!!!!!!!!!
[It
plants a tree that grows in seconds and hands Maori a bar of soap, a rope, a
bandanna, and a wooden bat {not that thing that flies}]
Maori:
Thank you!!!!
[Monkey
vanishes and Maori throws the rope around the tree..]
[She
takes the bat and knocks out Lloyd {sorry for bashing Lloyd, Lloyd fans....but
it’s for humor only}]
(When
Lloyd wakes up from being knocked out...;)
[Lloyd
Discovers that he is being draped over the branch with
a rope...]
[Lavitz
smiles evilly]
Lavitz:
I wanna go first..........
Maori:
Okay...*hands Lavitz the bat.....*
Lavitz:
Alright!
[Maori
covers his eyes with a blindfold]
Lloyd:
Wait a minute!!!!!!
*Swoosh*
[Lavitz
Missed]
Lavitz:
Dammit!!!!! Spinning CANE!
*WHAM!*
Lloyd:
OOOWWWW!!!!! DAMMIT!
Maori:
potty mouth....potty mouth........
[Maori
washes his mouth out a moment and stops]
Lloyd:
Well, why does he get to smack me with that bat?/!
Maori:
Because, he’s the birthday boy.....
Lavitz:
*smiles evilly* Yup!
Lloyd:
Lavitz! You Bastard!
Lavitz:
He-he!
*Wham*
Lloyd:
OWW!! Stop it You A**HOLE!!!
Maori:
We really have to do something about that mouth of yours......
[Scrubs
his mouth]
Kongol:
Kongol want turn...
Lavitz
& Lloyd: NO!!!
Lavitz:
It’s my birthday isn’t it?!
Lloyd:
NOO!
*Wham!*
Lloyd:
OWWW!
Maori:
Hey, Let other people have a turn!!!!
Lavitz:
NOO!!
Maori:
okay...fine.....
[Lavitz
suddenly changes places with Lloyd]
Lavitz:
What the-
[Maori
shoves an apple in his mouth]
Maori:
Look at how many potty mouths we have...
Shary:
Yup, pretty soon it’ll be way too many....
[Lloyd
grabs the bat and starts to whack Lavitz]
Lloyd:
I killed you once! I can do it again!!!
[suddenly thousands of Monkeys rush out with bats and whack
both Lloyd and Lavitz...]
*Wham!*
*Whack!!*
*Bam!!*
[Lloyd
and Lavitz both see stars...]
Maori:
Well, that was certainly interesting.......
Shary:
yup....
[scene fades out...]
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That’s
it for part seven!!! Two more to go!! please
R&R!!! Maori21@prodigy.net
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Next~
Will Lloyd and Lavitz Be okay? Will the group get out
of monkey palace? Find out in
part eight! yay! –Sam M. // Maori