Lavitz’s 24th

Birthday spectacular

By: Sam M. //  Maori

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Disclaimer: I do not own The Legend of Dragoon(though, owning Lloyd would be nice XD!)...but Maori*namely, me....same IQ^^;*, Shary, Elwe, *I’m too lazy to list all of the ones that appear in this fic....* and other characters that aren’t attributed to anything else are my own original characters...so...........nothing more? ^^....

+++Oh, and I’m sorry, but there may be  *emphasis on the last two words* errors....so...bare with me here.....

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part seven: Monkey Palace

 

(Other side of cliff)

 

[Maori, Shary, Lloyd, and Flashlight boy are stranded on the other side.....]

 

Lloyd: This is great, now how do we get back over Sherlock?

 

Maori: I’m thinking..........chill, dude.....

 

Shary: Yah, we’re thinking

 

[Both think hard..]

 

Maori: Hmm......

 

Shary: Hmm.......

 

Maori: Let’s try the watch thing again...

 

Shary: Okay...*looks at Watch*

 

Maori & Shary: 10.....9.....8.....7.....6.....5.....4.....3.....2.....1!

 

[Kongol bust through a small cave opening with Meru and Lavitz clutched to his big, massive legs...]

 

Kongol: WAA!!!!

 

[bats come out of nowhere and attack Kongol, Meru, and Lavitz]

 

Shary: Damn, I knew I shoulda brought my camcorder!

 

Maori: Oh well....umm.......

 

Shary: Umm what?

 

[Maori pulls camcorder out of nowhere...]

 

Maori: Here......

 

Shary: YAY!!!!!

 

[Shary starts filming......]

 

Lloyd: How the hell did you do that?

 

Maori: *evil smile* Same way I’m gonna do this.....

 

[Maori makes a bar of soap appear, jumps on Lloyd and washes his mouth out with the soap’s soapiness....]

 

Lloyd: *talks between washing* What.....the......Hell.........get.........the.......freak.......off.......of.......me!!!

 

Maori: Not until We clean that mouth of yours good!

 

[Kongol jumps over to the other side, carrying Meru, Lavitz, and bats with him]

 

All: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[The Ground Shakes and they fall through to another part of the cave...]

 

~*~

 

(underground.......somewhere.....)

 

[Group is falling down through midair.......]

 

All: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

*Thunk, Thunk, Thunk*

 

[Each and everyone of them hits the ground...]

 

Maori: OWW!!!!!

 

Lloyd: What The hell happened?!!

 

Maori: *looks around for soap* //more importantly...where’s my bar of soap?....\\

 

[Maori Discovers the bar of soap!]

 

Maori: AHA!

 

[She jumps on Lloyd and starts washing his mouth out again...]

 

Maori: Lloyd, I like you, but you have a big potty mouth......

 

Lloyd: *undetermined words through hi gurgling soap...* syft tu uck tu!!!!!!!

 

Maori: And yet it keeps on coming.... *scrubs harder*

 

*Lloyd restrains himself fro cursing...*

 

[Maori stops]

 

Maori: well, that should about do it now........

 

Meru: Where are we?

 

[All look around]

 

Shary: *shrugs* no-no...

 

Maori: Me neither......

 

Lloyd: *foaming mouth* onky ace

 

Maori: Huh?

 

Lloyd: *still foaming* onky ace!!!!!

 

Maori: HUH?!

 

Lloyd: *swallows foam* MONKEY PALACE YOU BEEP!!! BEEP!!! WHAT THE BEEP DID YOU CRAP I WAS SAYING!!!

 

Maori: That you have a potty mouth

 

Lloyd: AWW HELL NO!!

 

[Lloyd Grabs The soap from her and throws it far, far away......]

 

Maori: *tears in eyes* You....you through my soap away.......*cries*

 

Dart: ....I know......*puts arm around her* He murdered Mr. Boo-boo too!!!!!!!

 

[Dart cries]

 

[Maori stops and backs away from flashlight boy....]

 

[A monkey appears out of nowhere....]

 

Maori: MONKEY!!!!!!!!!!

 

[It plants a tree that grows in seconds and hands Maori a bar of soap, a rope, a bandanna, and a wooden bat {not that thing that flies}]

 

Maori: Thank you!!!!

 

[Monkey vanishes and Maori throws the rope around the tree..]

 

[She takes the bat and knocks out Lloyd {sorry for bashing Lloyd, Lloyd fans....but it’s for humor only}]

 

(When Lloyd wakes up from being knocked out...;)

 

[Lloyd Discovers that he is being draped over the branch with a rope...]

 

[Lavitz smiles evilly]

 

Lavitz: I wanna go first..........

 

Maori: Okay...*hands Lavitz the bat.....*

 

Lavitz: Alright!

 

[Maori covers his eyes with a blindfold]

 

Lloyd: Wait a minute!!!!!!

 

*Swoosh*

 

[Lavitz Missed]

 

Lavitz: Dammit!!!!! Spinning CANE!

 

*WHAM!*

 

Lloyd: OOOWWWW!!!!! DAMMIT!

 

Maori: potty mouth....potty mouth........

 

[Maori washes his mouth out a moment and stops]

 

Lloyd: Well, why does he get to smack me with that bat?/!

 

Maori: Because, he’s the birthday boy.....

 

Lavitz: *smiles evilly* Yup!

 

Lloyd: Lavitz! You Bastard!

 

Lavitz: He-he!

 

*Wham*

 

Lloyd: OWW!! Stop it You A**HOLE!!!

 

Maori: We really have to do something about that mouth of yours......

 

[Scrubs his mouth]

 

Kongol: Kongol want turn...

 

Lavitz & Lloyd: NO!!!

 

Lavitz: It’s my birthday isn’t it?!

 

Lloyd: NOO!

 

*Wham!*

 

Lloyd: OWWW!

 

Maori: Hey, Let other people have a turn!!!!

 

Lavitz: NOO!!

 

Maori: okay...fine.....

 

[Lavitz suddenly changes places with Lloyd]

 

Lavitz: What the-

 

[Maori shoves an apple in his mouth]

 

Maori: Look at how many potty mouths we have...

 

Shary: Yup, pretty soon it’ll be way too many....

 

[Lloyd grabs the bat and starts to whack Lavitz]

 

Lloyd: I killed you once! I can do it again!!!

 

[suddenly thousands of Monkeys rush out with bats and whack both Lloyd and Lavitz...]

 

*Wham!*

 

*Whack!!*

 

*Bam!!*

 

[Lloyd and Lavitz both see stars...]

 

Maori: Well, that was certainly interesting.......

 

Shary: yup....

 

[scene fades out...]

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That’s it for part seven!!! Two more to go!! please R&R!!! Maori21@prodigy.net

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Next~ Will Lloyd and Lavitz Be okay? Will the group get out of monkey palace? Find out in

part eight! yay! –Sam M. // Maori