Lavitz’s 24^th

Birthday spectacular

By: Sam M. // Maori

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Disclaimer: I do not own The Legend of Dragoon(though, owning Lloyd would be nice XD!)...but Maori*namely, me....same IQ^^;*, Shary, Elwe, *I’m too lazy to list all of the ones that appear in this fic....* and other characters that aren’t attributed to anything else are my own original characters...so...........nothing more? ^^....

+++Oh, and I’m sorry, but there may be *emphasis on the last two words* errors....so...bare with me here.....

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part eight: Hitchhikin’

(still in monkey palace)

[Everyone is standing around wondering why a bunch of monkeys clobbered Lavitz and Lloyd and how to get them up to leave.....]

Dart: Well,......what’re we gonna do?

Maori: sooo......

Shary: Sooo.......

Maori: Hmmm........

Shary: mmm.......

*maori snaps fingers, indicating she’s thought of something...*

Dart: What is it?

Meru: Yah what?

[Maori pokes Lavitz, and Shary follows to poke Lloyd...]

[no movement....]

[currently, they’re both oogly shades of black and blue......]

Maori: Well....I’m out of Ideas....

[Dart falls backwards...]

Meru: what do we do now?

Kongol: Kongol no know.......

Dart: Maybe......maybe we could carry them back the rest of the way.....

Shary: Are you nutz? How in the world would we do that.......?

Dart: Well......

Shary: I mean, Lavitz has got like piles and piles of armor on him and like Lloyd.....Lloyd....oh yeah, he had too many of those sweet cakes last night when we were planning this.....

Dart: You planned this?....

Maori: Well yah........cept...we never really thought about the going and getting caught in here with little rabid monkeys running about the place of course......we’re not that mean......

Shary: we’re pretty close to it though.....

Dart: With Lloyd?

Maori & Shary: Yup

Meru: For what exactly?......

Maori: Well it is Lavitz’s birthday today....

[everybody stares at Maori and Shary blankly for a second...]

Maori: isn’t it?

[Meru, Dart, and Kongol bust out laughing]

Shary: What’s so funny?

Dart: Dude!! He so fooled you!!!!!

Maori: Whom?.....

Shary: Whom? *Looks at Maori* Who says whom anymore?

Maori: me......

Shary: Well why in the world-

Maori: All I wanna know is who they’re talking about!!!!

Shary: And I wanna know who says whom anymore?!!!! Hmm?!!!!!!

Maori: That has nothing to do with anything and why would it matter.....?

Shary: Tell me how many people you know that say whom?

Maori: Now how would i know that? I don’t pay close enough attention to know whether or not somebody says whom or not.....so......why does it really matter.....

Shary: I don’t know.......just start using normal words......okay......the good ones.......like hum.....who....wha....and....and fugly...and oogly!!!

Maori: Those words don’t compensate with the words and grammar of the English language........

Shary: So....make up a language....nobody says you have to speak perfect English or English...dur...

Maori: ....just shut up........

[Shary quiets and glares at Maori]

Maori: Now....who *glares back at Shary* were you talking about earlier?

Dart: You don’t know?

Maori: ...now why would I be asking you if I knew?......tell me that.....

Dart: Tell you what?.....

Maori: Which one, Lavitz or Lloyd fooled us?

Dart: You are a true blonde, aren’t you?...

Shary: Dart shut the $%^& up and $%^&*@# tell her okay?

Dart: Lloyd....geez...was it that hard...?

Maori: What’d he do?

Dart: You don’t know?

[Maori glares at him]

Shary: Our social studies teacher was right....history does repeat itself.....

[Maori and Shary snicker...]

Maori: Naw, yah think?

Meru: It’s Lloyd’s birthday today...not Lavitz’s....duh...

Shary & Maori: *very annoyed* really?

Meru: Yah....

Dart: yup........sure is.....

Maori & Shary: Hmmm.......

Dart: Hmm what?

Kongol: Yes, Kongol want to know what hmm is about.......please tell Kongol......

Maori: Well, first, we gotta find a way out of here........*looks around*

Dart: Why don’t you go ask a monkey...?

Maori: What are you talking about.....?

Dart: Just go up to a monkey and talk to it...

Shary: You.......we don’t know monkeyian........

Dart: Fine.......

[Dart goes up to a random monkey and does a wacky dance.....]

Dart: ee eee ahhhhh ooooh!!!!

[Maori, Shary, Kongol, and Meru all do anime falls....]

Maori: //idiot......\\

Shary: What in the world?.....*getting up*

random monkey: *stares for a minute* ooh?

Dart: *nods head* ooh!

[Random monkey nods too, jumps up on him, and bites him]

Dart: OWWW!!!!!! *clutches wound......*

Maori: *shakes head as monkey wanders off, apparently proud of itself* Dart........

Dart: OWWW!!!! Maori!!!!!!

Shary: *smiles evilly* pick a different one.......

Dart: What?

Shary: Go pick a different monkey...maybe it won’t bite you this time..........

Dart: Why?

Shary :You wanna get out of here....don’t you?

Dart: Fine...whatever....

[He goes up to another monkey.......atleast one that looks like they won’t bite him......]

Dart: *looks at monkey* ee eee ooh ee ooh ee eee ooh ah, ah.......

random monkey: *blank stare* ee eee ooh ah?

[Dart nods his head and backs away a bit.....]

Random monkey: *nods too and looks back at his fellow monkeys.....* ooh! EE! OOH!!! EE!

[A bunch of monkeys come up and bite Dart...]

Dart: NOOO!! OWW!!!!

[Maori shakes her head and stares at Shary]

Maori: Why did you drive him to that?

Shary: Drive him to what? you broke the car, remember?......

Maori: Ha-ha.....

[monkeys leave after short period of time....]

[Maori manages to grab one of the monkeys by the arm and pulls him over to the side of the long stampede]

Maori: *speaks nicely* Now, little monkey, can you tell us where the exit is.....

Monkey: *stares at her for a moment, trying to understand what she said.....then, gets it...* ooh! *points to a big sign that says exit.....*

Maori: *rolls eyes....* //how ironic......\\ *tries to smile and pats monkey on the head* thank you...you can be off now......

[Monkey skips off...and Maori goes to see about the bitten monkey dancer...]

[Maori looks at Dart]

Maori: You okay?

Dart: I’m bitten, bleeding, and missing half my shirt....does it look like I’m okay?.....!!!hmm?!!!!

Maori: Well, I’m sorry for my concern......HUMPH! * turns her back to him*

Dart: HEY,!!! WAIT-A-MINUTE!!!! I didn’t mean that!!!! I really didn’t.....it just....it just hurts........that’s all.....

Maori: *turns back around* Forgiven....you okay?

Dart: *whining* noo.....it hurts.....*cries*

Shary: God dammit you wuss get the $%^& up!!! *kicks him in the side*

Dart: OWW!!! isn’t being bitten enough?!!!!!

Shary: No!!! I was hoping one of them was gonna hit you with their bats.....

Dart: * eyes grow soft....* meanie...

Maori: Shary!

Shary: What?.....

Maori....*sighs..* you people........

[Maori gets out the mana gem and heals Dart...]

Maori: Better?

Dart: *looks at the rapidly fading bite marks and cuts....* mmm-hmm.....

Shary: Great, now lets go.......

Meru: Yah......I’m tired of this place...there’s nobody else to beat on but us........

Shary: Yah, we’ll wait til Lloyd gets up...or we won’t...which ever comes faster......

Maori: yah... I know wha cha mean.....

Kongol: Kongol take Lloyd and Lavitz?

Shary: Sure, you can have the pleasure of carrying them...

Kongol: Okay....

[Kongol picks Lloyd up with one arm and Lavitz with the other.....]

[He follows Dart, Maori, and Shary To the exit...]

(exits leads out onto the highway)

Maori: Well, this seemed all too quite easy....

Shary: Yah...but....we were clearly unaware of it....

Maori: *nods and motions Meru and Shary to huddle* *speaks in a low voice, so Kongol and Dart won’t here...* okay, now, we’re going to take Lloyd from Kongol, and when a car comes by, we’ll throw him in front of it, and demand to have a free ride...okay?

Shary & Meru: Gotcha!

[they walk over to Kongol]

Meru: Umm.....can we hold Lloyd now.....

Kongol: Okay...*hands over Lloyd......*

Shary: //well that was easy...\\

[The three walk over by the side of the road and wait for a car]

[A car happens by]

*Wham!*

*JEEEERRRRRRKKKKK!!!*

[Driver gets out of the car, a woman]

Woman: Oh my god! I’m so sorry I didn’t even see him coming!!! Can I offer you all a ride to the hospital??!!!!! Oh my Goodness!!! I’m so sorry!....

Maori, Shary, & Meru: *pretending to looks sad and nervous* okay.......

[The three claim seats in the little suv mini van....]

*Dart and Kongol Shrug at each other and get in as well*

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eh, I don’t think this chapter is as good as the rest...but I ran out of ideas...most of the chapters and stuff...well....I had ‘inspiration.......’ lol...so.....hope you liked that...one more to go.... Pls R&R!!!! –Maori21@prodigy.net

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Next: Lloyd: Where am I? ***.....indeed where is he.......now that they are out....what’s gonna happen afterwards....?* Find out in the last part....please wait/looks for it!!!! –Sam M. // Maori