Lavitz’s 24th Birthday Spectacular!!!

Lavitz’s 24^th

Birthday spectacular

By: Sam M. // Maori

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Disclaimer: I do not own The Legend of Dragoon(though, owning Lloyd would be nice XD!)...but Maori*namely, me....same IQ^^;*, Shary, Elwe, *I’m too lazy to list all of the ones that appear in this fic....* and other characters that aren’t attributed to anything else are my own original characters...so...........nothing more? ^^....

+++Oh, and I’m sorry, but there may be *emphasis on the last two words* errors....so...bare with me here.....

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part nine: Hospital Horror

(the car that hit Lloyd is rapidly speeding down the highway...)

[The woman that hit Lloyd is clutching the steering wheel and going about 200 miles an hour...]

[The woman is completely nervous and saying things like]

Woman: You won’t press charges will you? I didn’t even see him coming.........

[starts to cry]

Woman: My son Johnny just entered kindergarten.......please, I have almost no money to pay bills.....

[Meru, Maori, and Shary all look at each other...]

Maori: Well, no.....

Woman: THANK YOU!!! YOU DON’T KNOW HOW EASY THIS MAKES EVERYTHING FOR ME!!!!!!!!

[Woman lets go of the steering wheel and reaches back to hug Meru, Maori, and Shary...]

Shary: OMFG!!!! Lady don’t you think you should be driving, lady?!!!!

Woman: Oh thank you!! Thank you!!!!! Thank you!!!!

[Dart is sitting in the passenger seat and his expression has gone nervously haywire.....]

Meru: *squealing* EEEK!!!! Somebody take the wheel!!!!!! Hit and stay lady’s a lunatic!!!!!!!

Woman: *glares at Meru...* What’d you call me.....?

Meru: umm.....

Woman: *whips out gun* You called me a lunatic, didn’t you?!!!!!!!

[Woman starts to shoot randomly, not really aiming at anything....]

All: AHHH!!!!! *screaming their heads off...*

*pow*

Woman: I’m gonna kill you all!!!!! All of you!!!! Mwuhahahahahaha!!!!!

*pow*

All: AHHH!!!!!

[Maori thinks quickly and signals to Shary]

[Shary nods back]

Maori: Dart, take the $%^&*@# wheel already!!!!!

Dart: Fine..... *moves woman’s feet and she falls over the head of the seat....*

Woman: You $%^&*@# A**HOLE!!!!!

*pow*

Dart: *takes seat, feet on pedals, and makes the car go 250 miles and hour* WOOOOO!!!!!!!!! HOOOOOO!!!!!!!! *puts all the windows down and the top {yes, I know mini-vans don’t have tops....but that’s what makes this fiction =P!} down*

[Maori, Shary, and Meru fight with the woman and they struggle to take the gun from her possession......]

[Kongol is laying down and covering his head in the back...]

[His feet and part of his head stick out of the sides in the car........]

*pow*

Kongol: *whines* Kongol wanna go home......

[Lloyd and Lavitz wake up...]

Lloyd: What the $%^&?

Lavitz: What the H-E- Double hockey sticks is going the $%^& on?

*pow*

[Lloyd and Lavitz duck]

Lloyd: Maori! I told you that hitchhikin’ was not a damn good idea!!!!

Maori: Yes, but it works good when your asleep.......

Shary: Actually, she was offended by you two and started shooting off like a box of firecrackers.....

Lloyd & Lavitz: Really?

Maori, Shary, & Meru: Really!

*pow*

[the five of them duck....]

Maori: Dart!!!! Where are we?!!!!!

Dart: WOOOOOOO!!!!!! HOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

*car speeds up to about 350 miles and hour........{I wonder how fast one of these things really go...?}

Shary: DART!!! SLOW THE $%^& down and tell us where we are!!!!!!!

Dart: We’re coming up on a bridge, okay?!!!!!!

Maori: GREAT!!!!!! THANK YOU!!!!!!

*pow*

Dart: YOUR WELCOME!!!!!! AND I’M NOT SLOWING DOWN!!!!!! I DIDN’T KNOW CARS WENT THIS FAST!!!!!!!

Meru: Dart, I don’t think cars like this are supposed to go that fast....

Dart: OH WELL!!!!!!

Maori: *telepathy connection to Shary & Meru* Let’s throw her!!!!

Shary & Meru: *connects back* Gotcha!

[They near the bridge and Maori, Shary, and Meru brace themselves.....]

*car speeding over bridge*

Maori: WE are so pressing charges!!!!!!!

*pow*

Woman: No please!!!!

[Maori, Shary, and Meru throw her over the side and it’s only a couple seconds before she hits water......]

[Woman is like dead on impact...]

[Maori, Shary, and Meru cheer!]

Maori: Okay Dart! To the hospital!!!

Dart: *slows to about 80 miles* why to the hospital if Lavitz and Lloyd are awake?

Maori: Good question......

[Signals to Shary]

[Shary and Maori Whack Lloyd and Lavitz in the heads with bats...]

*wham!*

*Whack!!*

[Lavitz and Lloyd see little twinkling stars and fall over.....]

Maori: Okay! To the hospital......!!!!

Dart: *rolls eyes* whatever...

[They drive off to the hospital...]

(Hospital Parking lot...)

[Hospital emergency people rush out to meet the convertible-like mini-van with bunches of bullet holes in miscellaneous places on the car....]

[They take Lloyd and Lavitz from Kongol and put them on separate stretchers......]

Kongol: *cries* Kongol wanted to carry wingly and tin man in metal.....

Maori: Aww...*pats him on the back* you can carry them all the way home...okay?

Kongol: *brightens up* OKAY!!!!

Maori: okay....

(later on in the hospital room 108 {<don’t go looking in nearby hospital to see if Lloyd and Lavitz are there, cuz I just picked a room....you’d have to search the entire hospital..}....)

[Lavitz= one bed......Dart is rolling on Lloyd’s bed up and down the halls......the nurses running after him.........{imagine that...} so Lloyd = palette on floor....]

Maori: *sighs...* boring....

Meru: I know....but I’ve already called the rolling game after Dart....

Maori: Yah...okay.....

Maori & Shary: I’m next...

Shary: no me!!

Maori: No me!!!!

Shary: ME!

Maori: ME!

Shary: NO ME!!!!!

Maori: ME!!!

Shary: M-

Kongol: *yelling* KONGOL GOES AFTER LITTLE BLUE GIRL!!!!!

Shary & Maori: *almost whisper...* okay......

(in hall)

Dart: WHEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

[he glides down the hall past the room....]

Dart: *goes past the room the other way and sticks his arms out and lies down* Look!!!! I can Fly!!!! I’m an airplane!!! *flaps his arms* No wait I’m a bird!!!!! *puts arms out in front of him* NO I’M SUPERMAN!!!!!!!

All: ...idiot......

Meru: Why won’t he make up his mind.....?

Maori: ...only he would know.......*shakes head at the both’s stupidity....*

Shary: So......

Maori: so....

Maori: Shary?

Shary: Hum?

Maori: What exactly happened to Shana....?

Shary: oh.....umm...I dunno.....she’s still in that bureau of her’s I guess...so.....why?....

Maori: Just wondering.........

(Shana’s room in Shana’s bureau)

[Shana = dead from suffocation {your welcome Fifi...lol} ]

[and we end this little story with that....yay! I love happy endings, don’t you?!]

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Yes...that’s all of it........hope everybody enjoyed that one.....I’m gonna get started on BCC and some other stuff, so don’t think I’m not gonna write anymore....pls R&R!!!! Maori21@prodigy.net

-Sam M. // Maori // Omni dragon