Lloyd’s ??
Birthday spectacular
by: Omni Dragon
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Omni: Yes, Aerena got
her wish, a sequel...lol.....I hope you don’t mind that I decided to use that
last review you made for a kind of something part in the fic, but I thought
that it was so funny! so...I guess I can always change
it but......
Lavitz: .......but
what? You don’t want to....?
Omni: ....ah.....I
really liked the idea.......so...read the ficcy now? please...
Lavitz: Wait a
minute-
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[the
disclaimer is in the prequel...so......if your really tiffed that it’s not
here, go read Lavitz’s 24th birthday spectacular........okay? + we now call Maori
Omni.....just like in big chocolate cake.....okay? okay!!!!
we square....]
part one: Hospital Horror Cont’d
[Dart’s still playing
the ‘rolling game and has run into three people with IV’s and is dragging the
little bags on the wheels....... they haven’t dehydrated yet...but they also
don’t look any sicker than they were before, so it’s proposed that their okay...]
Dart:
WHEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Random nurse: Please,
sir!!! Come back here!!!!!
Dart:
WHEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Random nurse 2:
Sir!!! That’s not a toy!!!!! Don’t you want your friend to have something he
can lay on, so he’s more comfortable....?
Dart:
WHEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
[both
of the nurses sweatdrop, other nurses have already given up.....three hours of
chasing an insane idiot up and down the hall wasn’t exactly what they’d call
‘fun’......]
[...Omni, Shary,
Kongol, and Meru are still sitting in the room where Lloyd and Lavitz have been
exiled due to their injuries...]
[Meru is crying
because Dart won’t let her play the ‘rolling game’ and Shary and Omni glare at
each, arms crossed, their eyes both saying, ‘I’m going
after Meru...’]
[Kongol sits with his
chin in his enormous hands, bored out of his mind......]
[Just then, a doctor
walks in with a nurse...]
[The doctor is quite
surprised to see Dart rolling down the hall, on Lloyd’s bed and looks at the
group:]
Doctor: You really
ought to take him to a mental institution....
Omni: *shakes her
head...* Naw, they kicked him out already......
Doctor: *raises an
eyebrow* Wuz it just that one or a whole chain of them?
[Omni and Shary exchange
looks...]
Shary: We don’t
know...but we’re not really going to...smug-
[Shary smiles evilly
and so does Omni....]
Omni: *turns to
Shary* Plotting?
Shary: *turns to
Omni* Scheming!!!
[They both run out of
the room, and start down the hall....]
[once in the hall,
they mow down a couple of people and papers fly to the floor from somebody’s
hands, but all in all, they still aren’t doing as bad as Dart whom has just
killed a nurse, cuz she finally got the bed back...lol]
[Omni and Shary are
in the Women’s restroom, plotting whatever comes next...]
Dart: DIE!!!!!!!
DIE!!!!!!!! DIE!!!!!!!!! MWUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
[He jumps up and down
on the dead nurse, shouting die.....]
[Kongol and Meru both
look at each other and then run to the unoccupied bed, both leaping onto
it.....]
Both: HIYAAA!!!!!!!
[Kongol and Meru both
land on different ends of the bed, and Kongol breaks his side, sending Meru
flying down the hall!]
Meru:
WHEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Kongol:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
[Kongol runs down the
hall after Meru...]
Dart: DIE!!!!!!!
DIE!!!!!!!! DIE!!!!!!!!! MWUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
[He jumps up and down
on the dead nurse, shouting die.....]
Lloyd: *sits up on
the floor* DAMMIT!!!! SHE’S ALREADY $%^&*@# DEAD!!!!! SHUT THE $%^& UP,
FLASHLIGHT BOY!!!!!!!!
[Dart doesn’t pay
attention and continues to stomp on the nurse.......]
Dart: DIE!!!!!!!
DIE!!!!!!!! DIE!!!!!!!!! MWUHAHAHAHAHAHA
[The doctor widens
his eyes and stares at him quite oddly...]
Doctor: Okay......I
would say that she’s quite dead.......I’m going to have to get me a new
nurse.......
[a
new nurse appears on cue...]
[Dart’s still
stomping on the nurse, mad man, isn’t he?...lol]
Lloyd: DART!!!!!! I
SWEAR I’LL $%^&*@# KILL YOU IF YOU DON’T $%^&*@# STOP, YOU
MOTHER%^&*@# BASTARD!!!!!!
[the
fire alarm goes off.....water sprays in the halls and every room........Lloyd’s
been a bad li’l boy...]
Dart: *blinks at him*
OOOOH!!!! YOUR IN TROUBLE!!!!!!!
Lloyd: *trying to
unstrap himself from the floor.....O.o strapped to the floor...hmmm....* NOT AS
BAD AS YOUR GOING TO $%^&*@# GET IT!!!!! YOU ASSHOLE!!!!!
[Suddenly, Lloyd
notices something......]
Lloyd: AHH!!!!!!!
*electricity shoots through him*
[The li’l machines
giving IV and helping him recooperate are fried and dangerous....]
[Omni pops out of
nowhere.....]
Omni: You idiot! you can’t die yet!!!
Lloyd: Yet?!!! What
the $%^& do you mean by yet?!!!
Omni: *poses like
Xelloss* It’s a secret!!!!!
Lloyd: *rolls his
eyes, still trapped on the floor* well, if I’m not supposed to die, don’t you
think it wise to GET ME THE FREAK OFF THE FLOOR AND OUTTA OF THIS
MOTHER$%^&*@# ROOM?!!!!!
Omni: Hey! That’s a
good idea!!!!
[she
bends down and unstraps him from the floor and Shary appears in the doorway...]
Omni: *sees her* Go
get Lavitz *coughs* pin monkey *coughs*
[Shary nods and goes
to fling Lavitz off the bed, pulling the IV out of the dent in his elbow....]
Lavitz: OWWWIE!!!!!!!
Omni: Don’t push him
off the bed!!!!!
Lloyd: Hello? Sexy
beast trapped on the floor? *wiggles in the straps...*
Omni: *nits brows* uh
huh.......whatever...
[Omni undoes the
straps and they run out of the hospital room...]
[They magically
appear out in front of the hospital, watching water poor from the open
windows....]
Dart: I thought that
fire alarms only went off cuz of fire....not Lloyd badmouth.....
Lloyd: Shut the *fire
truck goes by* you *nother fire truck* so shut the *a swarm of fire trucks go
by*
All: *blink and stay
silent*
Omni: A tad bit
insane, now aren’t we?
Lloyd: Shut it, omni!
Omni: *cries* I
helped plan your birthday party, and saved you and you told me to shut up
*cries some more*
Lloyd: so.....
Omni: *SMACK* well,
guess what?!!!!
Lloyd: *rubs the red
handprint on his face* do I wanna know?
Omni: We’re going to
torture you even more than we planned!!! MWUHAHAHAHAHAH!
[place
a monkey in---here--- and fade out]
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Omni: ah! the long awaited sequel!!!!
Lavitz: Whoop dee
doo.......I don’t get but a couple of lines......
Omni: We can fix that
next.....you can help torture him
Lavitz: OKAY!
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Next: They magically
appear back out the house and well, you’ll see...lol
-Omni Dragon