Big
Chocolate cake
by: Omni Dragon
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Don’t
own LOD, but own original characters........please no sue me!!!! Chels is owned
by herself, so......nobody take her....
Attention:
Maori now is Omni!!!
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---Story
starts---
[Everybody
is like around the house, just kinda doing nothing.....]
Chels:
I like cheez!
Lloyd:
*rolls eyes* Does she ever shut up?
Omni:
Hey!! Chels is my friend!!!! Leave her alone!!!!!
Lloyd:
Well, you’ve got weird friends.........
Rose:
Lloyd, it’s not nice to talk about yourself like that.......
Lloyd:
Are you implying that I’m one of her friends.....
Rose:
Well, I didn’t say it....you did.......
Lloyd:
*glares at her* Whatever....
Omni:
Aww come on, you know you love me everybody does!!!!
Chels:
Cheez~Loves~Me!!!!
Omni:
Poptarts > [ ] love me......now let’s go....
Chels:
Go where?
Omni:
I dunno......
Chels:
Wandering?
Omni:
Yah okay...what ever......
Chels:
Okay! Cool!
[They
walk off arm in arm]
Lloyd:
Thank god That’s over with......
Rose:
Says you......
Lloyd:
Now what are you implying?!!!!!
Rose:
Nothing.......just...nothing......
(back to Chels and Omni)
Chels
& Omni: *singing waa!*
Waa! Hu! What is it Good for Absolutely
nothing! *doing the dance like Chris Tucker and Jackie Chan off of Rush Hour*
[Dart
and Lavitz and Albert are watching]
Lavitz:
Does anybody wonder what kind of drug they put in sugar?
Albert:
I think in their case, sugar would be the drug.......
Dart:
*softly* thank god we hid the sugar.......
[Chels
and Omni Stop]
Omni:
What Sugar?/!
Chels:
Yah! What Sugar?/!
[Lavitz
smacks Dart in the back of the head]
Lavitz:
*whispers* Shut the freak up, or we’ll kill Mr. Boo-boo!
Dart:
*screaming his head off* NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Mr. BOO-BOO!!
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
MR. BOO-BOO IS MIIIINNNEEE!!!!
[Dart
runs away]
Lloyd:
......flashlight boy.........
Rose:
........I thought the obsession with flashlights were supposed to be in the
other story?.......
Lloyd:
......not exactly a birthday to remember.........
Rose:
Well, it is your fault........so go suck a duck.....
[Rose
Walks off by Lavitz and Albert...]
[Omni
and Chels are fighting over foods...]
Chels:
Cheez!
Omni:
Eggs!!!
Chels:
Cheez!
Omni:
Eggs!!!!! Eggs will always be better!!!!! Nyhahahah!!!!
Chels:
NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Cheez is the best thing in the whole
entire world and you know it!!!! SPPT! *sticks tongue out at her*
Omni:
*blows a raspberry back* Sppt! Eggs are good!
Albert:
Why not Cheezy eggs?
[Omni
and Chels gasp]
Omni:
Albert! You are so smart!!!!
Chels:
YAH!!!!
Omni:
You are now officially my best friend!!!!! Now Go make
Breakfast!!!!!!!!!!
Albert:
Me?
Omni
& Chels: Yeah you.....
Omni:
Who else would we be referring too?
Albert:
*looks at Lavitz* him.....
Lavitz:
Me? Why me?
Albert:
Because I can’t cook!!!
Omni:
Lavitz can cook?!!!!!
Dart:
Yah, just ask his mommy!
Shana:
DART!
-SMACK!-
Dart:
OWW!!! Stop it!!!!!
Shana:
Then-
-SWOOSH-
[Miranda’s
arrow screams through Shana’s chest {sorry Shana fans....but, I don’t like
her.........she’s a $%^&*@# B****....}]
Dart:
SHANA!!!!!
Miranda:
*aims for Dart* Oh Dart?
Dart:
I mean....Shana.....dead......cool!!!!!
Miranda:
That’s what I $%^&*@# thought!!!
[Miranda
walks off]
Omni:
Well, Lavitz You gonna go in and cook us something or what?
Lavitz:
Me?
Omni
& Chels: Yeah you! Who else?!
Lavitz:
I...*glares at Albert*
[Dart
hands him a pink apron]
Dart:
Here....*coughs* Momma’s boy *coughs*
Lavitz:
What the- *tackles Dart*
[As
soon as Dart’s Black and Blue, Lavitz goes in the Kitchen to cook
something......]
Omni:
Thank God, I thought he’d sit there and smash him forever......
Chels:
yah.....I’m gonna have nightmares of scary Lavitz with the pink apron......
[Omni
and Chels snicker]
Albert:
You know......I think pink suits him well........*looks at Meru* Don’t you think so?
Meru:
*carrying bag of sugar around she stole from the kitchen.....* hmm-mmm *stuffs
a handful of sugar in her mouth* that bright pink a Barbie doll’s earrings are
suits him better.......
Lavitz:
*sticks head out of Kitchen* Omni?!
[Meru
hides sugar bag behind her back]
Omni:
HUH?!
Lavitz:
We’re out of sugar.....
[Omni
and Chels’s eyes bulge...]
[They
glare at the face with sugar lined with white sugar]
Omni
& Chels: HIYAAA!!!!! *tackle Meru and try to get back sugar, and stuffing
handfuls into their mouths....* Give it back you little b****!!! Stealing our
Lovely sugar!!!!!!
[Sugar
flies everywhere; Omni, Chels, and Meru stuffing as much of it into their
mouths as possible]
Lloyd:
*glares at Lavitz* You just had to go and say that didn’t you......now they’ll
be on sugar high for hours.....i was actually looking forward to getting to
sleep you $%^&*@# bastard in a pink apron!!!!!!!
[Lloyd
tackles Lavitz and tries to find his Dragonbuster]
Lavitz:
You $%^&*@# A**hole!!! I’ll kill you this time!!!!! *smacks him with a spatula
{yes that is the right spelling...looked it up in the dictionary!!!*
Lloyd:
Aww Hell, no you won’t!!!!!!!
[Rose
rolls her eyes and looks at Dart, Albert, and Kongol]
Rose:
Me and Dart will get Momma’s boy and potty mouth off
each other, you two get those girls away from the sugar....
Albert:
Why?
Rose:
Because, if they get to that sugar too much...all hell will break loose, that’s
why!!!
Albert:
No, I mean why you and Dart and Me and Kongol?
Rose:
Because......because that’s the way I feel like giving orders today!!! Problem?!!!!
Albert:
yah okay.....*mumbles* whatever.....
Rose:
Your Asking for an A**whipping, aren’t yah?
Albert:
Who me?
Rose:
Yeah you!!!!
Albert:
No..........
Rose:
Whip Sma-
Albert:
Okay! Okay!!!!!! Com’on Kongol!!!
[Albert
and Kongol fly into the fury of sugar throwing and bashing]
Rose:
Idiots.....
Dart:
Umm....
Rose:
Well, Don’t just stand there!!!
Dart:
But-
Rose:
Whip Sma-
Dart:
Okay!! Okay!!!! Okay!!!
[Rose
and Dart jump into the cursing and punching of Lloyd and Lavitz, aka: momma’s
boy.......]
Rose:
Whip-Smack!
*Wham!
Double hit!*
Lloyd
& Lavitz: OWW!!!
Lloyd:
WHAT THE $%^& ARE YOU $%^&*@# DOING???/!!!!!!
Lavitz:
S**T WOMAN!!! THAT $%^&*@# GOD DA** HURT!!!!!!
Rose:
That’s the point! You idiots!!!
Dart:
Why was I needed to help?
Rose:
* Glares and holds up whip*
Dart:
.....never mind.......
(After
a good fifteen minutes, Albert and Kongol finally knock out the three sugarians
with a couple of frying pans....and Rose is strapping them and Lloyd and Lavitz
in tight straight jackets...)
Rose:
*rubs hands* finally....now....load them in the car.........we’re going to
wal-mart......
[scene fades out...]
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Hope
everybody liked that....Should I write some more? Please R&R!!! Maori21@prodigy.net
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Next:
Can Rose, Albert, Dart, and Kongol survive the trip to Wal-mart, there, and
back? And where’s Miranda?
Find
out in the next chapter........-Sam M. // Maori