Big
Chocolate cake
by: Omni Dragon
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Don’t
own LOD, but own original characters........please no sue me!!!! Chels is owned
by herself, so......nobody take her....
Attention:
Maori now is Omni!!!
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part two:
---Story
starts---
(in car, on the road somewheres.....)
[Omni,
Meru, and Chels are awake and on sugar highs...and chant in a harmonic kind of
way.....]
Omni:
Sugar! Sugar! Sugar!!!!
Chels:
Need! Need!!! Need!!!!
Meru:
More! More! More!!!!!
Rose:
*at the wheel an looks in the rear view mirror...* Idiots......
Omni:
Sugar! Sugar! Sugar!!!!
Chels:
Need! Need!!! Need!!!!
Meru:
More! More! More!!!!!
[Lloyd
is mysteriously out of his straight jacket.....]
Lloyd:
I’m beginning to think that there’s more of
them....maybe some special organization has popped up somewhere.....
Albert:
Lloyd! Don’t talk like that! That’ll give us all bad dreams!!!!!!
Lloyd:
A shut up yah wuss!!
Albert:
HEY!!! I ain’t a wuss!!! *starts to choke Lloyd from behind....*
Omni,
Chels, & Meru: FIGHT!! FIGHT!!! FIGHT!!!!
Lloyd:
*choking* Kekkkk!!!! Kekkkk!!! A**hole!!!!
Albert:
Haha! ~ Bastard!!!
Rose:
Stop it!
Omni,
Chels, & Meru: FIGHT!! FIGHT!!! FIGHT!!!!
[They
continue without a care...]
Lloyd:
*still choking* Aww, That tears it!!!! Kekkkk!! Kekkkk!!!! You $%^&*@# A**hole!!!!!
[Lloyd
jumps in the seat behind him and starts to thrash Albert]
Rose:
.....*gripping steering wheel from anger... and murmurs* we’re all going to
have a nice time and be one big, happy family........*< Talks through teeth*
[Lloyd
and Albert curse each other out and smack, hit, and cream one another....]
Omni,
Chels, & Meru: FIGHT!! FIGHT!!! FIGHT!!!!
Rose:
WHIP SMACK!!!
*DOUBLE
WHAMMY!*
Lloyd
& Albert: OWW!!!!
[Start
cursing out Rose]
[Roses
Wishes very, very hard....]
*Poof!*
[Both
Albert and Lloyd are now in straight-jackets....]
Albert:
What the $%^&?
Lloyd:
How the Hell did you do that?!!!!
[Rose
wishes very hard again.....]
*Poof*
[Lloyd
and Albert are now restrained by dog muzzles....]
Rose:
*smiles happily* Family moments like this get to me.........
[scene fades out...]
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Sorry
that was so short, the next will be longer.....Please
R&R!!! Maori21@prodigy.net
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Next:
lesse...what’ll happen at wal-mart? Only the wise yoda Wind up doll
knows.........lol........
-Sam
M. // Maori