Big
Chocolate cake
by: Omni Dragon
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Don’t
own LOD, but own original characters........please no sue me!!!! Chels is owned
by herself, so......nobody take her....Oh and Aerena is owned by herself too
and Aya and II......so ask them before you use them in a fic! Kay?!
Attention:
Maori now is Omni!!!
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part three: Wal-mart Rhapsody
---story starts---
(outside wal-mart, in the parking lot)
Rose:
Now...we can all go in wal mart if-
Omni,
Chels, & Meru: Wal-mart! Wal-mart! Wal-mart!!!
Rose:
Shut up!!!!!!
Omni,
Chels, & Meru: Wal-mart! Wal-mart! Wal-mart!!!
Rose:
ERGH!!! WHIP SMACK!!!!
[Omni,
Chels, and Meru Split like cells and become two of each]
All:
Wal-mart!!! Wal-mart!!! Wal-mart!!!!!!!
Rose:
God Dammit! Shut-the-%^&* up!!!!
All:
Wal-mart!!! Wal-mart!!! Wal-mart!!!!!!!
Rose:
WHIP SMACK!
[they split again]
All:
Wal-mart!!! Wal-mart!!! Wal-mart!!!!!!!
[They
sound like a whole crew of kindergarten choir singers...]
All:
Wal-mart!!! Wal-mart!!! Wal-mart!!!!!!!
Rose:
*is getting really mad.......* dammit.......dammit! Dammit!!!
Lavitz:
Why don’t you just say, if they be good, they can have some God da** sugar
already, or for god sake’s say something to $%^&*@# calm them down!!!!!
Rose:
Fine...if you all are good..........you can have some sugar........I’ll even
let you tear into the bags at wal-mart....okay?
[All
the little spliced Omni’s, Chels’s, and Meru’s go back to their own original
forms and jump up and down in the straight-jackets {I’ve discovered it’s very
hard to jump up and down in a straight jacket...- -; Why I do not
know............very smart people at mental institutions.........yup-yup....}]
Lloyd
& Albert: MMM-MMM!!! MMM-MMM!!!!! *protesting*
[Omni
smacks Lloyd in the back of the head, Chels smacks Albert, and Meru just smacks
them both since there isn’t three......somehow...they got out of the straight
jackets......]
Omni,
Chels, & Meru: MMM-HMMM!!! MMM-HMM!!!!!!
[Runs
into Wal-mart....]
Rose:
*is more pissed* I WAS GOING TO SAY WE’LL ALL WALK IN AND BE ONE BIG, HAPPY
FAMILY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *really mad.....*
[Lloyd
shivers]
Lloyd:
//.........this isn’t going to end well.......\\
Albert:
//Oh no.......oh no.....oh no.......\\
Rose:
*looks at Kongol* Com’on........
[Kongol
doesn’t object for fear of being smacked....and just follows and picks up Lloyd
and Albert by the straight jacket and Follows Rose, Lavitz, Dart, and whoever
else whom hasn’t ran into wal-mart yet.....]
Rose:
Now......to the aisle with the sugar.....
(presently in the aisle with sugar...)
[Omni,
Meru, and Chels are ripping at sugar bags alongside three other girls....II,
Aya, and Aerena....]
II:
MMM!!! Sugar!!!!!!!!
Aerena
& Aya: SUGAR GOOD!!!!!
[They
continue to rapidly open up sugar bags and pour sugar into their mouths....]
Omni
& Chels: YUM!!! YUM!!!! YUM!!!!!!
Meru:
SUGAR!!!! SUGAR!!!!!!!
[Lavitz
jumps in amidst the sugar bashing bags....]
[he grabs one of the untouched bags and tries to run away with
it.....]
Meru:
*grabs his leg and her mouth foams with sugar-oxide...* No taky!!!! Our Sugar......
[all the sugar high girls crowd around him...]
All:
*in scary, floaty voices* Our sugar......
Lavitz:
*screams* Dart! Help me!!!!!
Aya:
*eyes glazed from eating sugar...* Lavitz, you ish mine!!!! *glomps*
Lavitz:
*tries to shake her off* Y-you don’t know what your talking about...!!!! Y-your on sugar high......
Aya:
*not letting go* I’d never be on too much of a sugar high not to love and hug
you...*glomps times 2!!!!*
Lavitz:
AHHH!!! Help me!!!!!
Chels:
HEY!!! LAVITZ IS MINE!!! *pushes Aya out of the way and glomps Lavitz...* *rubs
her cheek on his...* Isn’t that right, Lavie?
Lavitz:
I didn’t mean you.......
Chels:
B-but...you love me more than Aya...don’t you?....*cries...*
Lavitz:
*sweatdrops...* umm........I don’t love you both anymore than....I love you
both?!
Chels
& Aya: Yay! *glomps*
[catch site of each other and hiss....]
Lavitz:
If you both get off....I’ll make a big chocolate cake for valentine’s
day........okay?
[Aya
and Chels take a moment to think about this....]
Chels:
With lots and Lots of sugar?
Aya:
Yah!! Lots and lots of sugar?
Lavitz:
....I’ll grab two bags....
Chels
& Aya: YAY!!!!!!!!
Lavitz:
*sweatdrops and tries to undo the hold Meru has wrapped around his leg...*
Meru...umm.......would you mind letting go of my leg.....so I can go pay for
this...?
Meru:
No......*scary voice* sugar is mine *mouth drools...*
Lavitz:
Uhhh.....
Chels
& Aya: Hey! *trying to catch Meru’s attention*
[Meru
stares at them, sugar lining her lips]
Chels
& Aya: LAVITZ IS OURS!!!!!! GET AWAY!!!!!!!
[Chels
and Aya try to pull Meru off and then they all three
have a tug-of-war]
[Meru
= left leg]
[Aya = right arm]
[Chels
= Left arm]
Chels:
He’s mine!!!
Meru:
MY SUGAR!!!!!
Aya:
MINE!!!!!!!
[Omni,
II, and Aerena watch and stuff their faces full of sugar.....again]
Meru:
SUGAR IS MIIIINNNEEE!!!!
Chels:
LAVITZ SAID HE LOVES ME MORE!!!! NYA!!!! NYA!!!!!
Aya:
NOOO!!!!! MIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!!! HE LOVES ME MORE!!!!!!!
[Shouting
and tug-of-war continues...]
Dart:
*looks at Rose* Now why doesn’t anyone fight over me like that?
Lloyd:
*has mysteriously lost dog muzzle* Cuz you’re a wuz.......
Dart:
I am not!
Lloyd:
Yes you are!
Dart:
Am not!!!!
Lloyd:
Are to!
Dart:
Am not!
Lloyd:
Are to-
Rose:
Shut up!!!!! ALL OF YOU SHUT THE $%^& UP!!!!!!!!
[everyone stops what they are doing......]
[Aya
is about to bite Meru, Chels about to smack Aya.....]
[Sugar
cupped into Omni’s, Aerena’s, and II’s hands as they were about to throw it
into their mouths..]
Rose:
.....
Omni:
Well?
Rose:
shut up!
Omni:
Why?!
Rose:
WHIP SMACK!
[Omni
Ducks]
*Wham!*
[Sugar
falls out of every little package...]
Omni,
Aerena, II, Chels, Aya, & Meru: SUGAR!!!!!
[Sugar
is flying again and Rose shakes her head...]
[Lloyd
and Dart continue to bicker...]
Rose:
*angrily quiet* I’m surrounded by idiots......
Lavitz:
Raving lunatics is more like it......
[scene fades out...]
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that was part three......Aren’t cha glad I finally got around to
it? please R&R!!! Maori21@prodigy.net
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Next:
Lavitz: MY CAKE MY BEAUTIFUL CAKE!!!!!!!! NNNNOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! ~ please look/ wait for part four, coming soon!!!!