Big
Chocolate cake
by: Omni Dragon
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Don’t
own LOD, but own original characters........please no sue me!!!! Chels is owned
by herself, so......nobody take her....Oh and Aerena is owned by herself too
and Aya and II......so ask them before you use them in a fic! Kay?!
Attention:
Maori now is Omni!!!
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~Last
part.....sorry if this seems kinda short.....or something.....
---part
four: Cake bashin’
(still in aisle with sugar...)
Rose:
Will you all hurry up already...?
Omni:
Hold on......
Aerena:
Yah!!! hold on!!!!!
[the six sugar high girls lick the white molecules off their
fingers.......]
[all the sugar in the aisles is temporarily gone...]
Speaker:
Restock sugar in aisle 5...
[the six girls perk up...]
Speaker:
Restock sugar in aisle 5...
six girls: YAY!!!!!
Rose:
*eyes bulge as she sees a walmartyian come in the aisle with boxes beyond boxes
of sugar....* Kongol!!! Quick!!! Grab them!!!!! Lloyd, get the car!!!!
[Lloyd
runs out of Wal-mart and gets the car started...]
Kongol:
okay.....
[Kongol
picks up Omni, Aerena, Chels, Meru, II, and Aya and starts to run for the door]
all six: NNNNOOOOOOO!!!!!! NNNEEEEEEDDDDDD
SSSSUUUUUGGGGGGGAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR!!! *their voices fade like when a villain falls
of a cliff in a cartoon*
[Dart,
Lavitz, and Rose make their way through wal-mart.....]
[pushing people out of the way they burst through the doors
at wal-mart and the alarm goes off...]
[Not
thinking that it’s them they move along and Lloyd pulls up with the car...]
[The
door slides open and they jump and, closing the door behind them and Lloyd
speeds off...going atleast 200 miles per hour......]
(later on the highway)
*cop
car sounds in the distance...*
All
six: *screaming from backseat....presently in straight jackets.....*YAY!!!
THEIR COMING TO TAKE US ALL BACK TO WAL-MART SO WE CAN EAT SUGAR!!!!!!!
Lavitz:
*sitting in passenger seat and sinks down...* Umm...Rose....?
Rose:
*sitting in front middle seat* hmmm....*glaring at him*
Lavitz:
I think I know why we can hear cop cars....
Rose:
*raises an eyebrow....* do I want to know....
Lavitz:
well...you’re going to have to be the one that’s going to explain why we’re
going at top speed from wal-mart.....and why we ran out of their so quickly...
Rose:
Whaddaya mean?
Lavitz:
Well....you know those two bags of sugar.......?
Omni,
Meru, Aerena, & II : SUGAR!!!! SUGAR!!!!
SUGAR!!!!!!
Rose:
Yah.....
Lavitz:
Well.........let’s just say we walked out of their without paying........
Rose:
ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT WE’RE GOING TO JAIL???!!!!!!!!
Lavitz:
*gulp* uh-huh.......
Rose:
You idiotic imbecile!!!!!!
Omni,
Meru, Aerena, & II : SUGAR!!!! SUGAR!!!!
SUGAR!!!!!!
[Climbs
over passenger seat and starts to scream at and beat up Lavitz]
Lavitz:
Well, I didn’t mean to!!! The spur of the moment and all got to me!!!! I’m
sorry!!!!! I’m sorry!!!!! *@_@*
Rose:
WHIP SMACK!!!
*WHAM!*
Lavitz:
AHHH!!!!!!!
Aya
& Chels: LAVITZ!!!!!!!
Omni,
Meru, Aerena, & II : SUGAR!!!! SUGAR!!!!
SUGAR!!!!!!
[The
both of them jump up and down in the back seat....all over Albert......]
Albert:
UMPHF!!!!!!
Omni,
Meru, Aerena, & II : SUGAR!!!! SUGAR!!!!
SUGAR!!!!!!
Aya:
DON’T YOU DARE HURT MY LAVITZ ROSE!!!!!!!!
Chels:
NO, ROSE! DON’T YOU DARE HURT MY
LAVIE!!! OR I’LL KILL YOU!!!!!!
[They
both continue to jump up and down...]
Albert:
UMPHF!!!! UMPHF!!!!! UMPHF!!!!!!!!
Omni,
Meru, Aerena, & II : SUGAR!!!! SUGAR!!!!
SUGAR!!!!!!
[Lavitz
grabs Rose by the wrists and tosses her to the backseat......]
Chels:
HA-HA!!!!!!
Aya:
Your not gonna hurt my Lavitz anymore!!!!!!
[Chels
bites Rose and Aya jumps on her...]
Chels:
What’re you talking about?!!!!!! Lavitz is mine!!!!!
Aya:
Nuh-uh!!! LAVIE IS MIIIINNNEEE!!!!!!
[Chels
glares at Aya whom glares back.....]
Rose:
Your both wrong!!!!! I’m gonna kill him before anyone
can ever go to bed with that stupid knight of Basil!!!!!!
[Chels
and Aya gasp]
Chels
& Aya: HIYA!!!!!!!
[They
all three attack each other...]
[Dart,
Kongol, and Lloyd bet on which one is going to when...; Aya, Chels, or
Rose......]
Omni,
Meru, Aerena, & II : SUGAR!!!! SUGAR!!!!
SUGAR!!!!!!
[Omni,
Meru, Aerena, and II are totally on sugar high...]
[They
bet with Dart, Kongol, and Lloyd too...]
[except, they bet on sugar...]
Omni,
Meru, Aerena, & II : SUGAR!!!! SUGAR!!!!
SUGAR!!!!!!
(cop car sound seems closer....)
Lloyd:
Hmmm.....*thinks* I wonder if that thing Rose does really works...*stops
thinking....*
[Lloyd
Wishes very hard...]
*POOF!*
[Rose,
Chels, and Aya have dog muzzles and are completely strapped to opposite sides
of the back of the van....]
Lloyd:
hmm.......*thinks* it does work...*
Omni,
Meru, Aerena, & II : SUGAR!!!! SUGAR!!!!
SUGAR!!!!!!
[Lloyd
wishes very hard]
*POOF!*
[Omni,
Meru, Aerena, and II are restrained by Dog muzzles as well...]
Omni,
Meru, Aerena, & II : MMM!!! MMM!!! MMM!!!!
Lloyd:
*sighs*.....radio....
[Lloyd
turns up the radio as loud as it will go......]
Omni,
Meru, Aerena, & II : MMM!!! MMM!!! MMM!!!!
[Lloyd
wishes very, very hard one last time]
*POOF!*
(Back in the garage at the house...)
[Lavitz
jumps out of the car, runs into the house, and locks his self into the
kitchen...]
[Kongol
grabs each and everyone that is in a straight jacket, or is strapped down....]
Lloyd:
Wait.....
[Lloyd
wishes very had again...]
*POOF!*
[A
tranquilizer gun appears in his hands..]
Lloyd:
*smiles evilly* hmm....
[injects de-hyper-a-zation into each one of the sugar high
girls and a de-b**** one into Rose....]
Lloyd:
Okay take them inside now......
Kongol:
Okay...
[Takes
all the girls in the house and sets them down on different couches in the
living room..]
Dart:
*walks up to Lloyd* what is that supposed to do?
Lloyd:
De-hyper-a-zation....and de-b****-zation......
Dart:
.......okay........
Lloyd:
I’m tired. I’m going to bed. Do not wake me up. Or I’ll kill you.
[Lloyd
goes inside, upstairs and into his room, leaving Dart to stand by himself in
the garage.....]
(about 4 hours later...)
[Omni,
Aerena, and II are waking up....De-hyper-ized....]
Aerena:
Where are we?
Omni:
Home!!!!! *she hugs a lamp...*
Dart:
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! MR. GA-GA IS MIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Omni:
Nuh-uh!!! It’s MY LAMPY!!!!!
Dart:
NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Lloyd:
*is awake and sitting on one of the couches....* Flashlight boy and Lamp
girl.....odd couple......
Chels:
Well, you’re fishpaste boy!!!
Lloyd:
*raises an eyebrow* I wasn’t talking about you....cheez girl.....
Chels:
Oh....okay......
Aya:
Where’s my Lavitz?
Chels:
Yah!!! Where’s my Lavitz?!!!!!!
Lloyd:
Apron boy has locked himself in the kitchen....I guess he’s baking or
something.......
II:
YAY!!!!! BIG CAKE FOR US!!!!!!!!!
Aerena:
*cocks head at Lloyd* You like to give people
nicknames...don’t you.....
[Lloyd
just sits and glares at her...]
Aerena:
*glomps him* will you make me up one too?!!!!!
Lloyd:
.......no.......get off!!!!!!
Aerena:
Please.....?!!!!!!
Lloyd:
Very-annoying-choking-girl........there yah happy?
Aerena:
Mmm-hmm *glomps again*
Lloyd:
Get off of me!!!!!
[just then, Lavitz comes out with a humongous chocolate
cake...]
[Omni’s,
Chels’s, II’s, Aerena’s, Aya’s, and Meru’s eyes get wide, round and big.....]
All
six: CAKE!!!!!!!
[just as Lavitz sets the big cake on the table, the six of
them jump in it and throw handfuls into their mouths.....]
All
six: YUUUUUMMMMMYYYYY!!!!!!
Lavitz:
MY CAKE MY BEAUTIFUL CAKE!!!!!!!! NNNNOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
[Lloyd,
Dart, and Kongol do anime falls....]
[Rose
is still asleep...]
[scene fades out...]
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I’m
gonna make this the last part for a while...unless other people ask if they can
be in here I guess.....there’s not really much more to add.....well, I could
try to think up something else...but N E~ways Please R&R!!!! Maori21@prodigy.net