Mmmm...Roasted Fox Demon
By Tadilau

 

Waking up after his Long night with Kagome, Inuyasha found out that no one was by him.

 

“Kagome? Are you up making breakfast because something smells good.”

 

Smelling something cooking Inuyasha supposed that Kagome was making breakfast.  Getting dressed Inuyasha started walking towards the scent.

 

“Hey that smells good, it smells sorta like roast fox…. HOLY SHIT!!!”

 

Going to her living room Inuyasha found Shippo roasting over the fire.  Smelling his burning flesh Inuyasha ran to him.  Smelling Shippo’s burning flesh he could tell Shippo was still alive with 3rd degree burns all over his body.

 

“Inuyasha!!!”

 

In the middle of untying Shippo he jumped into Inuyasha’s lap.

 

“It’s about time!”

 

“Shut Up.  Now, who did this to you and where is Kagome?”

 

“Sesshoumaru did this and he took Kagome!”

 

“SHIT!”

 

Inuyasha took off in search for Kagome.

 

 

“Now you will be mine Kagome!”

 

Trying to struggle away but tied up good let him come towards her. ‘Just a bit further’

 

-Bam! - Kicking Sesshoumaru in this nads with both her legs he grabbed his crotch while lying on the floor.

 

“FUCKING BITCH! I knew I forgot to tie something”

 

Getting up Sesshoumaru tied her legs to her arms.

 

-CRASH- while smashing through the window Inuyasha punched his brother in the stomach.

 

“You mess with my woman you mess with me!”

 

Grabbing his brothers sword Sesshoumaru noticed it didn’t change.

 

“Fuck, what the hell is wrong with this thing!”

 

“Here, let me see it….”

 

Sesshoumaru (not knowing what he was doing) handed the sword to his brother and watched it transform.

 

“Oh SHIT!”

 

“See my brother? The sword only transforms when the person holding it wants to help a human not hurt one.”

 

Slicing off his brother’s head again Inuyasha started to untie Kagome not noticing his brother got his head back on.

 

“You know Kagome, I found Shippo roasting over the fire… Crap I can’t get this thing untied, I guess I’ll just have to use my-“

 

“Brother, Goodbye” –smack-

 

Knocking his brother out with one hit he tied him up and threw him in a corner.

 

“You don’t know how long I’ve been waiting for this Kagome…”

 

Ripping off her clothes, Kagome could do nothing but wait for it all to be over.  Looking over to Inuyasha she could see fear in his eyes.

 

After doing what he considered sweet love but she considered Hurtful sex Kagome passed out near Inuyasha.

 

 

“Gosh everyone’s been gone a long time, maybe Sesshoumaru caught him! I better go see if I could help!”

 

 

Looking through the shards of broken glass (where Inuyasha broke through) seeing everyone asleep Shippo crawled through.  Using his demon powers he turned into a small knife and cut the ropes on Kagome and Inuyasha.

 

Hitting them on the face a couple times he woke them up.

 

“Shhhh…”

 

Grabbing his sword Inuyasha chopped off his brother’s head then his brother’s Shaft and nads.

 

“Goodnight brother!”

 

 

“Did he hurt you? If he did he is never going to make love to anyone else again, even if he didn’t he still isn’t going to do it again.”

 

Seeing Shippo lying on a pillow in her bed Kagome started to pat his hair down.

 

“You know we owe our lives to Shippo, and actually it felt sorta good.”

 

“WHAT!!!!!!!”

 

“Just kidding my love, you know no one could be as good as you. Goodnight”

 

“Goodnight”

The End