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| You may notice that this rant is dated for January 26, yet it wasn't here until much later. The reason is that I haven't been able to make any changes to my website for some time. Not that I didn't try, the thing wouldn't work. I don't know what was wrong with it. At any rate, here is the rant. ************************** I know I just posted a rant that talked about my penis, but hey, I'm a guy and I'm kind of obsessed with my wang. I was out walking around the other day, and I had to urinate all of a sudden. I had to piss bad--very bad. I stoped behind a building and stood in a little corner made by to converging walls, withdrew my tool, and proceeded to make water. Everything seemed to be going as planned, until a sharp, painful bite stung into the head of my penis. It was terrible! I looked down and couldn't believe what I was seeing. The tip of my penis was frozen, I shit you not. It was pretty damn cold out, but I didn't think anything like that would happen. It wasn't bad, just a circle of ice at the meatus (piss hole) on my glans, but the damn thing HURT. It was a terrible experience and I hope all men everywhere learn from this. Don't piss in the freezing cold. |