flexible pony. migraine.

 

she studies dramatic dialogue and hopes to find a career which combines both acting and working with animals.

 

new techniques in american ring toss.

 

first grade produced few winners.

 

penelope's agency as a problem of reception. Penelope’s perceptions of my animus and how it leaves the yard scattered with implements.

 

the implementation of our divorce and subsequent separation with fluttering papers. her eyelashes on the sill. my handprint on her buttock, which was now up-to-date.

dinner menu as a weapon. I’ll order for Kermit as he’s not been talking since Jim passed away. yes, that’s right – Jim died.

the blunt force. blithering blows. in the course of the struggle matters came to a top hat in which a rabbit had constructed a auto-body shop for Yugos. torn toenails and a palm-clasp device for crunching the large incisors, like a pliers with canines of stainless steel. microbe vibratory rates. oh, Jim, your banker will never feel the same when she fleeces.

indiscriminant pothole patchwork. tricycle pickle, the rabbit at the wheel.

 

hold your ear near my natural intubation. my terminus.

 

restaurant-style fluffy rice went out with the baby, the bathwater, and rolling your hair using a can of Schlitz. emptied of the course. burp.

 

the brownie hound foundation.

your lips say cold weather but your eyes say kiss me.

 

perturbation in the skies about the Vermont airport. there are not so many.

 

A Show of Resistance: Artabanus, Vitellius and the Giant Eleazar. have you seen any striped pants?

 

is it considered a world tour if you only go to Canada?

 

the combustible Fatty Arbuckle.

 

the radicalization of Wallace Cleaver. one-armed divas.

 

eating ice cream in an inferno surrounded by stacks of posters. my last words were, “bonjour, no?”

 

disbursements will be made said the claret bearer as he was guilded. carried aloft by balloons and crafted kites and the few lightweight children left the disbursements made their way handward.

            it is possible to inflate children with idears.

 

your lips say uht-uh but your eyes say iguanadon, cometh to me with no mercy.

 

I slew him then cut a neat purse from his skin sized right to hold all your lipsticks. do you color your skin?

 

dusk plum, mocha chenille, silver slipper, truffle, peakèd newt.

 

very berry strawberry, bobsled brownie, minimal burning sensationals (only available until March or September).

 

my poor ideas swarm like flies.

 

how do you say moo in Latin: assessing student learning and motivation in beginning courses.

 

the teacher was, like, sooo hot!

 

very stinky poopy.

get-the-Comet vomit.

 

marrying Raspberry Cheese Louise.

 

we are constantly battling over the thermostat and who left the refrigerator door open even tho no one has paid the electric bill for four wide months.

            open mouth and the crying fetuses. parched after protesting, reach for a soda or rain-bearing blooming flower.

 

the city wrote me a letter asking that I drag my garbage cart away from the curb or I would be further threatened. quoted she from the Intratextual Footnotes in Ovid's Metamorphoses, most of which she has scribbled in ink on her arm.

 

I am not circumspect.

plenum. duo.

irreproduceable.

 

the children of Argentum had not yet learned to tinkle freely and so their bladders exploded.

 

aurevoir, dupois. that TV show Benson or that other one with the chubby mayor who always said, “han’le it! han’le it!”

 

scary crazy larry. screwy floozie lucy and her hysterical pregnancies. she wears shawls like no other. it’s cold out here.

            psycho snowmaticman. two claymores for eyes and a heart made out of a round moldy bread.

            to coalesce in the fundament. the irrepoducible beats of the Eurypterids. handing flowers to my lover, the tapeworm. overnight delivery.

 

oftenmost. Hoppenwasser.

            a dropout of Vassar.

 

nicotine baby device.

 

a sling for your avoirdupois. sing for me from there.

 

halfway man, appearing nightly on the porch at the 8th Street end of the alley.

 

singing softly and with caution the intratextual footnotes from Ovid’s Campho-Phenique.

 

camphor has been used for centuries as an antipruritic and topical rubefacient, abortifacient, aphrodisiac, contraceptive, cold remedy, moth repellent, suppressor of lactation, and antiseptic.

 

we went out for coffee and peanuts. We encountered a 20-year-old man who attempted suicide by ingesting 44 mL of Campho-Phenique.

 

that’s some emesis you have there.

 

my underwear remain unpressurized.

 

anticipation of sussuration is not on the plate tonight.

the terminus of us.

 

 

 

 

S O U R C E S

 

Index of Electronic Abstracts for the 2001 APA Annual Meeting” 12/13/00

 

Campho-Phenique Ingestion: An Intentional Overdose

Chawkia A. Lahoud, MD, Juan A. March, MD,, and Deborah D. Proctor, MD

 

 

 

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Sort of like a balloon party

 

permanently larval

 

a wall to deface

 

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