Afraid Barbie's binging and purging is putting her soul in danger? Concerned that Skipper's phone conversations include talk about kissing boys and other sinful actions? Fear for their precious souls no more. You can bring our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ into Barbie's life in a few simple steps. Here's how:
You will need:  One Ken (TM) or other male fashion doll Doll hair and paint that matches the color of the hair A piece of white cloth Leather cord Hot glue and glue gun The love of Jesus in your heart
Step One:  Take your man out of his box. If he has blond hair or is an African American, you will need to paint him. Here is my Ken before the paint.
Step Two: Paint his hair the proper Jesus color-- you know, the dark brown that is in all of the paintings. Carefully add a beard, but make sure you don't paint over his smile!
Step Three: Cut a length of doll hair longer than the Lord would have. Use your hot glue gun to carefully attatch it to the painted scalp. Be careful to aviod mishaps such as gluing  hair to your finger, which is pictured to the right. Repeat this for both sides of the head, and add some to the back if needed. A bit of glue on the side of the head will keep the hair from looking like a really long mohawk.
Step Four:  At this stage he looks like a homeless individual who may be using drugs! Cut that shaggy hair until it resembles the flowing gentle locks of Jesus Christ! Also at this point pull any loose hair off that might not have been placed in the glue.
Step Five:  Take a piece of white cloth twice the length of Jesus from his neck to his ankles. Fold it in half and cut a circle at the top for his head to go through.
Step Six: Cut the cloth so it looks like the picture. Basically, you are making sleeves and the middle robe part. Obviously from the picture, precision is not necessary. Cut the diagonal slits at a 45 degree angle from his armpits. Sew the sleeves together one at a time, then sew the body of the robe together. Turn the sleeves inside out, and then the body. Raise Jesus' arms high in priase to the father and stick the robe over his head.
Hallelujah!! Jesus is done. I tied a length of leather cord around his middle for a belt, and made some sandals out of the same color cord and leather for the bottom. Now Barbie is ready to be saved!
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* I have no affiliation with Mattel or their Ken, Barbie or Skipper dolls. Any male fashion doll can be used to create Jesus.