Disclaimer: Do I really have to do this again? No I no own.
To invader mya and her
yami's: Bakura is so mean
now, but he will have to mend his ways eventually won’t he? I mean, a baby bakura? That’s the cutest thing in the
world! I saw a cute little fanart
of a baby bakura reaching up to someone, but I can’t find that artwork now. It was so Kawaii!!! In any case, thankies for the
review. I’ll be sure to leave a
review for one of your stories,too.
It’s only polite that I do so.
[]=thoughts
Bakura’s dream was once again interrupted by a shrill scream, this time much closer than before. He sat up quickly forgetting Ryou was still on his chest. Chibi Ryou was crying…again. “Oh for the love of Isis! Ryou, stop crying!”
Ryou squirmed and tears slid down his face. “Now!” Bakura bellowed. The baby stopped and then cried even louder. Bakura covered his ears. “It’s only four in the morning! What do you need at this time of morning?”
Bakura put Ryou back in his room and shut the door. He crawled back to his bed and put a pillow over his head to block the crying. “This is going to take a long time,” he growled to himself. Ryou didn’t stop crying. Bakura was turning red from fury. “What? Tell me what is wrong!” [maybe if I put some food in his mouth he’ll shut up]. Bakura picked up Ryou and carried him under his arms grumbling half awake down the steps. He put Ryou on the countertop in the kitchen. “Let’s see. Breakfast.”
“WAHHHHHHHH!!!!” “Fine! I’m losing my patience!” Bakura put a bowl of cereal in front of him with no milk. “Eat!” “WAHHHHH-AHHH!” Bakura put a bowl of fruit in front of him. “AHHH!” Ryou flung his arms still evidently upset. “What do you want from me?” Ryou kicked the bowl of cereal into the sink and the bowl of fruit knocking it to the floor with a crash. The evil spirit’s left eye twitched in suppressed rage.
“You are making me angry on purpose! You want me to lose my temper!” Bakura stopped and thought. [If I held him before and he shut up, maybe it will work again.] Bakura took Ryou in his arms again and his crying died to a whimper. [How am I going to live through this?] Bakura’s stomach started to growl and he never ate a cold breakfast. Ryou was in no condition to cook. He watched Ryou do this from a distance and never actually cooked.
He took two eggs out of the fridge and took them to the stove. He looked at all the knobs and buttons on the stove. He wanted to cook the eggs, so he hit ‘bake’ on the oven. Nothing happened. He cracked the eggs and put them in a pan as he’d seen Ryou do. He knew something should be sizzling, but nothing was happening. He pushed and turned all the knobs until he hit the timer. “I guess it goes on two for two eggs. Stupid modern contraptions.”
Two seconds passed and the timer beeped sending Ryou crying again as Bakura hit the timer button again. “Oh shut up, Ryou. How do you work this thing?” Bakura kicked it. “Lousy contraption. Stupid modern conveniences!” Bakura just grabbed a piece of fruit which had not dropped on the floor. Ryou whimpered on the countertop. “If I don’t stop him from crying, I’m going to knock myself out. I know! His good-for-nothing buddies will help me! That blasted pharaoh will know what to do! Let’s get dressed.”
Bakura chased Chibi Ryou around the upstairs trying to clothe him. Ryou would throw off any piece of clothing Bakura put him in. When Bakura was all done, he found Ryou running through the upstairs again sans clothing. “Ryou, stop acting like a brat!” The child laughed as Bakura announced his frustration with every profanity imaginable. Even with ryou dressed in his smallest shirt, the shirt hung like a blanket over him. Chibi Ryou nestled into his favorite silk green shirt. Bakura insisted on carrying him under his arms, his feet and arms dangling down loosely. As Bakura walked, Chibi Ryou played with his dangling feet and squealing with pleasure occasionally hitting Bakura in the process. [The sooner I get to Yugi’s the better.]
I hope you guys are liking this. One more chapter before possible Tea bashing. Let me know if you care or not. I’d rather do it just for fun. Anyway, bakura, tell them what’s next.
Bakura:……….*glare*
Me: Aww, come on.
Bakura:………..*glare*
Me: What about for a wowwypop?
Bakura:…….I’m in my dark place. Go away.
Me: Never mind him. I guess I have to put a certain Chibi Yami to bed. Next Chappie: Yami Yugi reveals his feminine side. He would make a great mommy!!! He He He He.
Yami Yugi:……..*glare*
I have to work on my master’s thesis over the weekend, but I will definitely try to update. Thanks to all of my glorious reviewers!! You shall be amply rewarded…with wowwypops!