O.K.!!  I just want to say that I love my reviewers!  You guys are such a pick me up!  In any case, if you noticed I have officially worked out the problems with the html.  So now the text is readable for a change!!! YEAH!!! 

 

Disclaimer:  Look at the other chappies.  I have review responses to do.

 

invader mya and her yami's  : I’m honored to have a faithful reviewer like yourself!  I’m glad you like the story.

 

neko oni: I hope this makes it easier for you to read.  I’m new to this whole submitting thing. 

 

Yami Bakura Kia: Thank you so much for the Kawaii pic!!!  I really loved it.  Awww…..Baby Ryou.  I really appreciate it.

 

Slivermist15: Cool.  Glad you like both Tea Bashing and my fic.  Both mean much to me-Anzu bashers unite (although everyone is entitled to their own opinion otherwise).

 

Crystal dragon:  Teehee.  Cool.  Enjoy the fic!

 

Sarina fannel: I tried to update as often as possible since my master’s thesis consumes my weekends.  You’ll like what I do to poor Bakura and Yami I hope.

 

Midori:   Bakura will learn to fear me!!!  MWAHAHAHA!  No-I love Bakura-chan, too.

 

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Yami Tsuki: I should have made this clear before, sorry for confusion.  When Ryou is alone with Yami Bakura, I had him call him Yami since Yami Yugi ain’t around.  Now that he is going to be around, I will keep calling him Bakura.  Glad you like the fic.  I’ll remember this in the future.

 

Bakura:  Are you done yet? 

 Me:…….No.  (hugs bakura in a tight hug)

 

Just a Note:  Yami yugi is going to be called Yami.  Yami Bakura is Bakura.

 

Yami Yugi Reveals his Feminine Side!!!

 

            Bakura banged on the door of the Game Shop.  If the pharoah was so high and mighty, he would be able to stop this spell, curse, or whatever.  Bakura growled deep in his throat and banged louder.

“Pharoah!  Open the door!  Emergency!”  Bakura didn’t like to be kept waiting.  That earned Ryou a beating every time.  Now….all that annoyed him was Ryou trying to grab onto his shirt.    With a sigh of relief, Yugi opened the door and rubbed his eyes.  “What is it, Ryou?  It’s seven in the morning. We don’t open for another two hours.”

Bakura brushed past him knocking into the Ra-forsaken Pharoah.  “Watch it!” he threatened. 

“Tomb Robber!”

“Bakura!”

Both of them looked at the baby under Bakura’s arm swinging its arms and legs giggling again. Bakura shoved the baby into Yami’s arms and  headed for the stairs. 

“And just what do you want me to do with this, tomb robber?”  Ryou gripped onto Yami’s buckles and touching Yami’s face. 

“I dunno.  Stick it on the shelves and sell it for all I care!  I’m going to bed.”

“Where’s your Millennium Ring?”

“I forgot it.  Happy?”  Ryou watched Bakura leave and he began to whimper again.  Bakura heard this and turned around quickly.  “Ryou, you don’t change!  All you do is cry!  I’m not falling for it!”

“RYOU??!!!”  Yugi and Yami saw Ryou reach for Bakura.  Yami handed the chibi to Yugi.  “What did you do to him, you thief?”

“For once, nothing.  This ain’t my doing.” 

Ryou grabbed Yugi’s Dark Magician pajamas and started knawing at the material. 

“I need to talk to Bakura, aibou.”

“He’s hungry anyway.  He’s going to ruin my favorite pajamas if he chews on it any harder.

“Why didn’t he tell me he was hungry?”

“He hasn’t said a word since you came in.  maybe he can’t speak.” Yugi took Ryou to the kitchen.

 Yami and Bakura glared at each other in a staring match.  Yami folded his arms impatiently.  Bakura clenched his fists.  Obviously, Yami was suspicious and didn’t believe Bakura at all.  “If you have something to say, pharaoh, then say it.  I’m tired AND cranky.”  

“I don’t know what you did to him, but you won’t get away with this.”

“What are you going to do?  Send me to the Shadow Realm?  OHHHH, I ‘m so scared.”

“WAHHHH!”  came from the kitchen again.

“He may not speak, but he knows that word really well,” Bakura whispered heading up the stairs. 

Yami joined Yugi in the kitchen.  Ryou was sitting in Yugi’s arms gripping onto his shirt.

“So what do you think happened, Yami?”

“Hard to say.”

“What do we feed him? We don’t have formula.”

Yami pulled out the milk from the fridge.  “This is all I can think of.”  Yami heated the liquid in a pot, but they had no bottles.  Yami ran upstairs to the bathroom and got an eyedropper.  (If anybody comes up with another idea for this, let me know.)  he returned to the kitchen and sterilized it boiling it in water and then cooling it off with cold water.  When the milk was done, Yami fed Ryou the milk through the dropper.  Ryou ate quickly and began to whine again.  Yami held Ryou and patted his back.  “What’s wrong, Ryou?”  A small burp was heard over Yami’s shoulder.  Ryou laid his head and Yami’s shoulder and wrapped his arms around his shoulders and fell asleep.

Yugi began to chuckle.  Yami paced the room still contemplating Ryou’s predicament.  “What, aibou?”

“You know, Yami, you’d make a great mommy.”  Yugi busted out in laughter at Yami’s expense.  Yami’s eyes narrowed.

“Very funny, aibou.  Now can you get me a blanket?  He’s shivering a little bit.”

Yugi spread the purple throwblanket on the table.  Yami supported Ryou’s head as Yugi wrapped him like a little mummy.  “So what kind of magic could do this?”

Yami picked up the baby again as it began to suck its thumb as Yami rocked him.

A knock on the door didn’t bother Ryou, but did startle Yugi.  If Bakura was woken up, all heck would break loose in the house. 

“Hey, Yug!  Open up, man!”  Joey called to him….then they heard the scariest noise in the world which seemed to have come from the lips of pure evil.

“Hey, Yugi!  Can my bestest friendliest friend open the door!  I wrote another poem on friendship!” The shrill voice of Anzu echoed through the neighborhood. Ryou buried his face deeper on Yami’s jacket, but remained completely oblivious to the evil standing outside the door (not Joey.  I love Joey). 

“Hide Ryou, Yami!”

“Where?  The cabinets?  We just got him to sleep.”

Yugi opened the door and saw Joey and…..yes, I know, Anzu. 

 

 

Yami:  WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME???

Me: …..

Yami: I’M GOING TO SEND YOU TO THE SHADOW REALM FOR THIS!!!

Me:  Oh yeah?  I’ll send Anzu after you!!!  Ha Ha.

Yami: ………I’ll be good.

 

Next Chappie: Darkness Approaches…I mean Anzu.