Your humble slave: jarbabyj
- internet entity, so many thoughts...so little bandwidth.
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Last Updated:July 21, 2004 New chapter of my Hellboy fic: Part 4 of The Incubus. Still Not Pregnant Take a tour, send some mail! |
My name is jarbabyj. The j stands for my real name, the jarbaby stands for the nightmare I had wherein I gave birth to Brett Favre's baby and kept it in a jar because I was wrought with shame.
It has nothing to do with Jar Jar Binks. Yes, I can see where you would think that.
As you can readily see, I have revamped Jarbabyj, internet entity. I have broken it into several sections for easier navigation. It covers (I believe) all of my obsessions: Writing, Rammstein, Diesel and Urlacher. The random things like my LIST, will be in categories of their own.
Current Favorite Websites:
FARK
BigBoys
Adult Fan Fiction
Visit! It'll learn ya somethin'.
Till Lindemann: Still Hotter Than YOU.
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Oranges - a Pitch Black Fan Fic rated NC-17 The Incubus: A Hellboy fanfic rated NC-17, although you won't be able to tell that at first |
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The
Brian Urlacher Shrine
This bitch is under construction so it's all jacked up |
The Official List Of Professions and the Professionals I'd Have Sex With
My life on the Net:
So anyway, I created this li'l website just for folks who want to ask "Tell me a little bit about yoursel", and also as a way for any potential cyber stalkers to find me as I roam around the internet. My login for all message boards and websites is always the same (the passwords are different, smarty), so if you want to find Jarbaby, you should go here:
Rammstein - Someday, Till Lindemann will realize how empty his life is without me. Someday, he'll realize that I'm the only girl for him. He will enter into a dialogue with my husband wherein, much like Persephone I will be granted a third of the year with Till, a third with my husband and a third in a luxurious day spa.
The Straight Dope Message Boards - Here is where jarbaby is most prevalant. I am here a good three hours out of everyday and have met some great, wonderful people in the meantime. You learn, you laugh, you love at the SDMB.
The Steve Dahl Show Forum - Steve Dahl is my idol. If I had to list three direct influences in my adult life it would be Till Lindemann, Steve Dahl and My Father. How's that for a trip to the therapists couch. I got to meet him a few months ago and it really completed a sort of goal I'd set when I was just a wee child. This forum and website really only would be of interest to cyber stalkers that already live in the Chicagoland area.
The Master Index of Walmart Reciepts - Interestingly, I am known on this site (and only this site) as the_germaniac
Cubs- Someday, Kerry Wood will realize that his pitching success is due solely to my unnatural lust for him. Someday, he will come to this site and read the story I've written about a certain unnamed baseball player from Texas, and then he'll come a knockin' on my door for a little, light tossing in the bullpen, if you know what I mean.
No message board at The Camel Toe Report, but much like Mullets Galore, it's a site that I visit when I feel like squealing with laughter.
Photographs from my 1999 Production of The Collector by John Fowles One of my five BIG life goals...accomplished (and I got to be tied up!)
My OTHER, NAUGHTY website of erotic firefighter fanfic.
A Little Archivof Past Updates:
Writing Samples:
Till Lindemann wants to give me
this many kisses!