Who is Jeff Gordon and why I hate him so!

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Jeff Gordon # 24 Into the wall!!!!!!

Before you go and assume that I hope Wonderboy gets hurt or killed, let me say this, I've NEVER wished harm on ANY driver(including Gordon). Auto racing can be a dangerous sport. It is however, an assumed risk. And is a tragedy whenever ANY driver gets hurt...let alone killed.

I had no idea that the guestbook would become a "message board". It's quite entertaining to watch people go at it on my guestbook. Unfortunately, some of these posts I had to delete due to obscenity. Sorry folks, but if you wanna talk dirty, call a 1-900 number. Care to flame all the Gordon lovers? Care to defend Jeffy's lack of driving skills? Click here!!!

The New Jeff Gordon is a Pansie message board! Enjoy! Ohhh, and get 'em Cathy! You rock!

Why does Twinkie look like he's gonna cry?

Well due to overwhelming criticism about my website, (if you thought I'd shut it down...you're wrong) I decided to add this page as it is a look into the hearts and minds of Gordon fans who've signed my guestbook. More recent additions are from the message board linked above. As they become available...only the cream of the crop will make it here. Below you'll find guestbook and message board postings in purple, followed by my response in blue...enjoy! Welcome to Gordon fan's "Wall Of Shame"!

*Disclaimer: None of these entries have been changed. They are posted on this page EXACTLY as they were posted on the guestbook or message board

This came to my email 5 March 2008...

Oh my God I dont know when I laughed so hard. People like you that have no respect for others but yourself crack me up. I'm sorry your not a true fan of Nascar, your really missing alot. I bet you really love it whenever Jeff wins a rae or topped Dale Earnhardts record or when Dale Earnhardt Jr. joined Hendricks. You can post all you want about how you feel about Jeff Gordon but that will not change the fact that he is the greatest driver on the circuit today.

p.s.: it wont do no good to reply to me because I have already put your email on ignore because I dont want to hear from loosers like you but you need to be informed how stupid you are.

Dude... How old are you? Where were you uneducated? Where do I begin with this email. "I'm sorry your not a true fan of Nascar, your really missing alot.", is just completely wrong. Your reference to "your" should be "you're" a contraction of "you are". NASCAR is an acronym and should be written as such. Your sentence, "your really missing alot." is all screwed up. Again, "your" needs to be "you're" and "alot" is actually 2 words... a lot. Look it up cupcake fan!

Jeff wins a lot of "raes" does he? A looser? Dude... Seriously... Buy a damn dictionary or spell check your stuff before posting it. You only drive home my point that you're an idiot.

ringojade Registered User Posts: 1 (11/9/03 11:45 pm) Reply Seems you have a case of low self estem to me
Those who take it upon themselves to put others down usually tend to have had a bad life , have a low self estem and need some time with a shrink. You tend to lash out with hate, because that is all you have been taught, there is no love in you at all, no compasoin for other human beings you are a lost sole ,doom to hell

Oh my GAWD!!! Where do these people come from? Even more importantly...where were they (un)educated? Remind me to never send any of my potential kids there. Geez! It's spelled self E S T E E M you idiot! And yes...I do have a sole, and I haven't lost it...it's on the bottom of my shoe...or were you referring to the fish commonly served in fine restaurants? Freakin' LOSERS here...I swear!

Name: (Homepage) Country: USA Date: Wed Apr 16 04:51:43 2003 Comment: WOW, do you have issues. Its too bad you feel that way about jeffy but all the things that you said in you site about him, would be true if you changed the name to MOST of the other nascar drivers currently running. PS, if you hate Jeffy so much, why do you devote so much time and effort into a website about him? Just curious. E-mail me if ya want with an answwer.

Now why in the HELL would I want to answer your Gordon lovin' ass? How am I supposed to answer you if you don't leave an email address or name? You're an idiot who can't even fill in the blocks properly on a freakin' guest book! Your entry has been deleted. Sorry...but rules are rules. Too bad NASCAR bends the rules for Jeffy

Name: Tammy Stevens (Homepage) Country: USA Date: Mon Mar 17 22:09:34 2003 Comment: I have know idea where you get your information but it sounds like you are just jealous of Jeff's accomplishments. Jeff Gordon is the best Nascar driver today. I think you have him mixed up with Rusty Wallace because he is the cry baby of Nascar. And it is a fact that alot of drivers in Nascar said that Jeff is one of the cleanest driver, they called him squeaky clean. So you don't know what you are talking about.I think people are just jealous for what he has done because he kicks there ass.

If you KNEW how to spell the word 'No', I might give you a break...since you didn't KNOW how to spell a two-letter word and use it correctly you've been posted here. It is a fact that the term "alot" is properly formatted as 'a lot' dumbass. You say that other "drivers in NASCAR (shown in proper format for your benefit since NASCAR is an acronym) said that Jeff is one of the cleanest driver". Where is the 's' in drivers since you're obviously talking about more than one? Where is your proof? Name the source. If you're going to state a fact you should attribute it to the source. If you think people are jealous because he kicks "there" ass maybe you could show me where...ASS. At least we won't be jealous of being a non-spelling, grammatically incorrect Gordon lover. Get off my site you freak!

Name: JAN (Homepage) Country: TENN Date: Sun Nov 4 02:48:52 2001 Comment: YOU ALL ARE JUST MAD BECAUSE HE CAN WIN I LOVE JEFF GORDON .HE IS THE BEST DRIVER EVER.YOU ALL JUST WISH YOU WAS HIM.

That's interesting. I didn't know that Tennesee was a country...ohhhhh now I see, Tennesee is the home of that twangy country music crap! That's the best translation I can give you. Oh and where was your little wimp driver at the fall race in Rockingham? 3 LAPS DOWN!!! ROFLMAO!!

Name: Bob (Homepage) Country: Date: Thu Jun 28 06:26:54 2001 Comment: Steve, I'll ask you 4 questions:1.If Gordon died in a race, would you be like those other 'anti-Earnhardt' fans when he died, cried and said, "I'm gonna miss him, I wish he were still around"? 2.Gordon and about every other driver are Christians. Are you one? If so, is this website what Jesus would do? 3. If you don't want any harm done to any driver, if you see Gordon in a crash, is your first instinct, "YES!"? 4. Has this hate really gotten you anywhere?

Bob, I'll answer your 4 questions:1. No! 2.Don't you dare try to come to my website and preach to me about your religion. I've always believed there are 2 things that should never be discussed in an open forum, religion, and race (the ethnic kind, not the car kind) because they stir up so much hostility. You brought it up...I didn't. I could care less if any driver were Jewish, Muslim, Christian, Buddist, or Satanist. I watch for the RACING and I root for drivers that show class in their racing. Not cheating whiner wuss boys like your little Jeffy friend. I have a suggestion for you...stay away from my site and go to www.christians'R'us.com perhaps you'd be happier there. 3. You're damn right I say,"YES!", when Gordon crashes...it's usually followed by a few fist pumps, prancing around and laughing. Second reaction is,"Gee, I hope he wasn't hurt." 4. Maybe not, but it got you to my site and got you to grace my guestbook with your questions! Loser.

Name: dustin (Homepage) Country: Date: Tue Jun 12 03:38:13 2001 Comment: jeff nevers wines, what about crusty the clown in the #2 car?when he got hit by bodine and they talked to crusty , you couldn't understand a word he said.And that whole thing about you don't wish harm to any driver, i bet if he did die in a crash you would celabrate that.So, now you can go back to your job cleaning the sewers and living in a card board box, you stupid homo.

Sorry pal, I hate to burst your bubble but I don't work cleaning sewers (I'm a television news anchor, radio news presenter, reporter, and a radio disc jockey). Stay in school. An education could help your spelling and keep you out of your dream job as a public works member. Homo?! Whatever bud, at least I don't share my name with an actor also known as "Tootsie".

Name: (Homepage) Country: Date: Sun Jun 3 22:42:44 2001 Comment: What happen to Rusty ha ha I told you Gordon is the best their is

Hello McFly...did you fail English? Obviously. Dumbass!

Name: BONNIE (Homepage) Country: Date: Sun May 13 00:50:53 2001 Comment: FRIST OF ALL I THINK JEFF IS VERY NICE LOOKING I GUESS STEVE YOU ARE SO UGLY AND WANT TO LOOK LIKE HIM IT MAKES YOU HATE HIM COME NOW WE ALL CANT BE GOOD LOOKING

"Frist" of all...I think you're trying to say the word "First", which I hope Wonderputz never finishes in during the rest of the season. Second of all, you're right. I have to admit it. You are absolutely right. We can't all be good looking which must be the reason why you probably look like you fell out of the ugly tree and hit EVERY branch on the way down. Oh and for pictures of me click on the Z-98 Longdrive page Here! As far as wanting to look like him...uhhhh no! I'm liable to get my ass kicked by all his haters...me included!

I've been accused of not having my facts straight. Here's the accusations (in purple) and my response (in blue). Enjoy! Jeff Gordon Haters Unite! Email me!
"I saw your website regarding Jeff Gordon. Im a Jeff Gordon fan and have been since his days in the Busch Series.Believe it or not, I think your hatred of Gordon is great. Its great because it shows you have enthusiasm for the sport and it is always good to see new,enthusiastic fans. You have every right to like an dislike whoever you want. You can hate Gordon with a passion.The only thing I take exception to is that in justifying your hatred, you use incorrect information.Thus, I think you need to better justify your hatred. Your facts are terrible. Actually, you don't have to justify your hatred, you can dislike him just because you dislike him. That is the great thing about opinions, you don't even need a reason to support it....its just an opinion. SO there is no need to make up stuff just to justify your feelings. With that being said, I thought the reasoning was bad. You had a bad car so you hate Gordon? Don't you think that is stretching it? Do you hate all Chevy drivers? If I had a bad experience with a radio station, should I hate you merely because you are in the industry? Its kind of silly.
You say he causes crashes.....doesn't every WCUP driver? Name one that doesn't. Please tell me when was the last time Jeff caused a crash? Also, When has he ever "smashed someone up to win a race"?"
4 words for you. Pontiac Excitement 400 1998. Jeff is trying to pass Rusty Wallace, has been for a while, goes low, can't get by, goes high, and tries to take over the spot but rams Rusty, and Jeffy ends up in the wall. He doesn't cause crashes does he? Wrong!

How about the first race at Talladega in the 2000 season...don't try to tell me Jeff ain't dangerous...yes the little wuss boy won but only after he drove THROUGH THE GRASS AND ALMOST CRASHED WITH RUSTY INTO THE WALL! That ain't racin' that's suicide which is cool with me as long as he doesn't kill someone else!

Yet more proof of his lack of driving ability was during the Global Crossing @ The Glen 2000, at Watkins Glen, (Road Track) New York. Tinkerbell (Jeff) tried to pass Tony Stewart #20 on Lap 2 and ended up putting himself into the guard rail. (You can check my facts and see video of the incident at NASCAR.com) After the race (which he finished on the lead lap only through the kindness of Steve Park's heart, otherwise he'd have been a lap down) the little wuss whined to Tony Stewart and almost got his ass kicked! I'd have paid money to see Wonderboy get broken in half!

Let's talk about the obvious spin out "Twinkie" put on Tony Stewart at Bristol in 2001. Jeff is running 5th, Tony 4th. Gordon spins Tony out to get that extra position...it's not like Gordon was going for a win...he couldn't handle a top 5 finish...he's gotta have 4th. Greedy little wuss.

Oh and I'm not done...what about the 2001 race at Richmond where he was beating and banging Rusty Wallace all the way around the track? Gordon's a puss who hates to lose and you know it. Give it up!

Well look here! Yet more Jeff Gordon lovers getting on my website and signing things in my guestbook about how much I suck for posting this page. Of the large number of complaints I've gotten, at least this one seems to make some kind of sense...Read on!

Name: Amanda (Homepage) Country: U.S.A* Date: Thu Jun 1 19:57:10 2000 Comment: I think that you are so rude for puting a website like this online. Jeff never talks bad about you does he? You don't know him so how can you judge him. The only think you know about him is that you don't like him and that isn't his fault it's yours, so Give it up. Jeff Gordon Rules.

Hey Amanda, What in the hell are you doing on a Jeff Gordon Haters website if you're a fan in the first place? Ever heard of the 1st Amendment? It's called freedom of speech. Oh and by the way Amanda, I'm serving proudly overseas to protect YOUR right to free speech...so do me a favor...GET OFF MY SITE! FREAK!

Name: ReRe (Homepage) Country: USA Date: Fri Jul 14 23:08:44 2000 Comment: You do have 1st amendment rights. I am a Jeff Gordon Fan. I know, what am I doing on Jeff Gordon Hater's Website? I just ran across it and wanted to know why you hated Jeff. You are entitled to your opinion just like everyone else. I could complain and tell you are wrong, but I don't see it doing any good. I just want to leave you with one thought. "JUDGE NOT LEST YOU BE JUDGED!!!!!!"

You bet your ass I have first amendment rights! So honey...you ran across my site huh...well run your little Jeffy Cupcake Tinkerbell Wonderboy Gordon lovin' ass off my site and find another one to bitch at since I judge that you have no brain!

Name: Cristy (Homepage) Country: USA Date: Sun Jul 30 04:20:15 2000 Comment: I happen to love Jeff Gordon very much and I think that you're the biggest piece of trailer park trash on God's green Earth. You call yourself a fan?!! I'm a fan, but I don't go around spreading rumors and other retarded comments about Jeff's competitors. God, why don't you just jump off a roof or something, you freak?!

Trailer Trash? I've never lived in a trailer and I don't plan to. Hey Cristy...next time you decide to sign my guestbook, leave your email address since it's obvious that you have absolutely no credibility if you're too scared of getting flamed...LOSER LOVER! Too bad Jeffy doesn't love you..he doesn't like cows who sit on the couch watching Oprah, eating bon bons, and wishing they had a real life!

Name: Jim (Homepage) Country: USA Date: Thu Aug 24 05:28:38 2000 Comment: Great Web Site! Laughed my butt off. Where is your Mark Martin Web Site? I have one word for you that describes your passion and zeal. JEALOUS!

"JEALOUS!"? Jealous of what? Of being a loser, crybaby, wuss? I think not! Maybe you're right though...maybe I am a bit jealous...Jealous of not having the opportunity to smash up Jeffy's car with a sledge hammer, or breaking his face with my fist...then I guess you could say yes I am jealous. I have one word for you that describes your love of Jeff Gordon. LOSER!

Name: Miranda (Homepage) Country: Date: Fri Sep 22 00:49:27 2000 Comment: What is your main problem? All I have to say is that you have some weird complex against Jeff Gordon which is probably very unhealthy. You are obviously JEALOUS of Jeff Gordon, whether it be for his talent, the fact that he can race, or maybe it's the fact that he is SEXY! You should really get over this. I am a Jeff Gordon and I love him! And whether you think so or not Jeff does care about his fans.

I don't have a problem. Being jealous of a crybaby wuss boy is not what I'm about. So Jeffy cares about his fans? All 3 of them? No wonder he "cares" about them...he hasn't got many and the ones that are fans are usually little kids and fat cows like you Miranda! GET OFF MY SITE!

Look at this Gomer Pyle looking picture of "Cupcake". Now I see why most of his fans are little kids who don't know any better. They must think he's the Rainbow Power Ranger!

Which drivers do I like? Easy...Mark Martin #6 (A true gentleman of the sport...and he doesn't whine!) Jeff "Pray For Rain" Burton #99(Any driver who can come from the back in qualifying to win the race with style and not whine, let alone lead all of the 300 laps like he did at New Hampshire in 2000 earns my respect) Rusty Wallace #2 (great driver and best of all...he drives a beer label and doesn't whine)...and any other driver who is willing to smack up Jeffy and put him in the wall!

Name: (Homepage) Country: Date: Thu Mar 15 03:21:27 2001 Comment: Youre choice of Mark martin sums up a lot of youre problems . What car does he drive ? Oh thats right the VIAGRA car . Get a little more secure in youre manhood and ge a life. Thought it might be interesting to see what kind of nascar experience someone of your intelligence might have. WOW two years of nascar. Boy that speaks loud. Youre web page is not bad quality . You may want to put youre computer experience to better use !

Your lack of properly using the English language, spelling, and punctuation shows that you're just like most of the Gordon fans I've come across. Most of you can't complete a simple sentence properly. Some of you don't even know how to spell his last name properly either...it's G-O-R-D-O-N. Not, "Gorden, or Gordan" (FLASH!...ahhh ahhhh). For your benefit...and the rest of you who are too ignorant to know...the word "Youre" (as you spell it), is a contraction of the words "you are", and normally contains an apostrophe showing the missing "a". It should be typed: "You're". Your use of this word is incorrect for attempting to show possession, which would be written as "your". Mark Martin's last name, since it is a proper noun, should be capitalized. Mark Martin drives the #6 car, and last year his sponsor was Valvoline...goes to show that I support the driver...not the sponsor. What the hell is "ge"? Looks like you attempted to spell the 3 letter word "get"...dude...you can't even spell a 3 letter word? You got it wrong pal! "nascar" which is an acronym for the National Association of Stock Car Auto Racing, should be written in all capitals as NASCAR. Oh and as far as Viagra is concerned...it's not an acronym and shouldn't be in all capitals. "Youre web page is not bad quality" shows some serious phrasing and punctuation problems (see above for proper use of the word "You're" as opposed to "Your")...next time say it out loud and see if it makes sense. You may want to put your lack of schooling to better use...become a couch potato (Potato is not spelled...potatoe). Loser.

Name: Sandi Deverouegh (Homepage) Country: United States Date: Fri Mar 16 00:04:44 2001 Comment: I just don't understand why you are so hatefull. you should give credit where credit is deserving. I bet you wont post this on your website because people with an education above a ninth grade level will understand.

You've bet wrong. I've pretty much spelled it out for you on the "jeffy.html" page. Read it again and you'll see why...let me sum it up for you. Jeff Gordon is a whiner, crybaby, wuss. Oh and it's obvious you dropped out of school before the ninth grade since the "Y" in your second sentence should be capitalized (because it is the beginning of a new sentence). The word "wont" should be written as "won't". Hateful is spelled like that...not the way you've (a contraction of "you have") spelled it. Why do I feel like I have to educate Gordon fans?

Name: Brian (Homepage) Country: U.S.A. Date: Wed Mar 28 01:10:45 2001 Comment: You are obviously an idot. Were you deprived as a child? It is clear that you fail to recognize the fact that Jeff Gordon is an excellent race car driver. He has done nothing to win a race that hasn't been done before. Evidentally you wish that it were yourself behind the wheel of the #24 race car with all of those wins. I think you are in denial and in need of some serious mental help.

You've said it all in your first sentence...what the hell is an idot? No...I'm afraid you're wrong. Jeff Gordon is excellent at being a cheating, whining, crybaby, race car driver I'd NEVER want to drive a car with a 24 on it. I think you fail to realize that Jeff Gordon is a wuss and you're in need of a serious wake-up call.

Name: (Homepage) Country: Date: Wed Mar 28 23:26:42 2001 Comment: well said Lori -----------------------------------------------------------------

Name: Lori (Homepage) Country: USA Date: Wed Mar 28 20:45:38 2001 Comment: What gets me about you all is that is is you all that does the Crying, Jeff Gordon is and alwayse will be a clean,down to earth youg man. that is more then I can say about your site and redneck drivers. If you aren't a nasty driver and you don't act like a gentelman then that is your dawnfall. so the next time you want to bash Gordon bash your redneck scumbslls

Lori...uhhhh...the dictionary is a powerful tool. Next time you want to bash my site, bash your own head in with the dictionary. I'm not even going to try to translate this one...Gordon fans obviously understand.

Where was Jeffy's image consultant when this photo was taken?

Hmmmm...this came to my personal email account, with the subject line of "great sight", does this guy mean I have 20/20 vision, or a great website?...read on!

You are the typical "newbie" fan of Nascar. Give it another 5-10 years and you'll understant.....lol...Later dawg...

I "understant" that you're also an idiot. What I have found is that most Gordon fans are "newbies" themselves. I'll give it another 5 minutes...tick...tick...tick...tick...tick. Nope...I still don't understand, except that Gordon is a whiner crybaby puss! LOL...Later poop!

These arrived in my guestbook after the 2001 Pontiac Excitement when during the last few laps, Wonderputz and Rusty Wallace banged each other back and forth and almost go into it after the race. I'd have paid money to watch "Whiner" get his ass kicked!!!! Notice however, that these all seem to be from the same person. Must be, since Gordo doesn't have many fans.

Name: (Homepage) Country: Date: Sun May 6 15:20:15 2001 Comment: MAN DID YOU SEE RUSTY WHAT A CRY BABY CANT STAND HIM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: (Homepage) Country: Date: Sun May 6 14:55:48 2001 Comment: GOROND OUT RAN RUSTY FARE AND SQUARE SO SHUT UP RUSTY IS A DIRTY DRIVER ANY WAYS CANT STAND HIM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: (Homepage) Country: Date: Sun May 6 14:52:52 2001 Comment: RUSTY WAS THE BIG CRY BABY HE KNOWS GORDON BETTER THEM HIM OLD RUSTY NEVER HAD A PRAY HE IS GOING OUT FAST FORDS SUCK ANY WAY

Anyone care to translate these for me? Dumbass can't even spell his favorite diaper wearer's name properly.

If you play computer racing games...you NEED to play NASCAR Racing 4 (VERY ROCKIN but has some fairly steep system requirements) was recently released...when you think you're good enough, race online...you just might race against me if you race one of the "papyrus" servers, I'll be racing as "JGordonSUX" and I'll see you in my rearview mirror!

I like the number 69...oh and 77 is cool too because you get ate more!

If you choose to sign my guestbook...please do, you're entitled to your opinion,(if you disagree with me, so be it) but realize that messages containing foul language or which are in bad taste(derogatory remarks about someone's race, ethnic background, religion, or otherwise)and any postings without a name will be DELETED. You are a guest here...act like one. Make yourself look like a total idiot...and you could end up here!!

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