If stranded on a deserted island, what one item would you bring?
Dale: A Cheese Sandwich
Mimi: A little drinky poo to go with Dale’s Sandwich
George: A 22 pistol to ward off varmints. And no goddamn sandwich.
Jackie: A cellphone, so I can call everyone at random and then tell them I'm too busy to talk
Erin: A medical encyclopedia so I can detect the warning signs of Scurvy
Jessie: Does a Gonzaga Basketball player count?
Karlyn: Would only go if there was a 4 star resort
If you inherited a bunch of money, what would you do?
Dale: This is a trick question, isn’t it? Like I’d ever see it!
Mimi: Save it, of course. I might use it when I retire.
George: Three words: “Vegas Strip Club”
Jackie: I’d pay off debt.
Erin: No you wouldn’t mom, you’d blow it!
Jessie: Well (sniff), you could give some to a poor college student (sniff)
Karlyn: Lancome, no IKEA, no – I CAN’T MAKE THESE DECISIONS
What is your favorite hobby?
Dale: Sleeping in front of the television
Mimi: Gossiping
Jackie: Gossiping
Erin: Gossiping
Karlyn: Gossiping
George: The SAME three words: “Vegas Strip Club”
Jessie: Boys. Oops, I mean gossip
What irritates you the most?
Dale: Being forcefully awoke and being told to go to bed
Mimi: A tie between rude people and watered down drinks
George: People who accuse me of bragging about dating a doctor. So what if she’s a doctor. A REAL doctor. A CUTE, FEMALE, UNATTACHED DOCTOR THAT DOES (fill-in-the-blank quaint woman thing) I DON’T NEED ANY OF YOU ANYMORE! Hahahahaha
Jackie: Customers with unrealistic expectations: Like real delivery dates and firm prices.
Erin: Being the last to hear really good gossip
Jessie: Websites that mention me and done by a non-blood relative
Karlyn: My husband
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