1. One armed, one legged Hotel Clerks are a bad omen
2. Having to distribute your own menus and pour your own water in a restaurant is also a bad omen. Giving the server dark looks as they ignore you only seals your fate.
3. The phrase, “but it’s a dry heat”, is commonly said only by people who have had their brains baked, over the years, by “a dry heat”
4. The only thing that is slower than Bison in Yellowstone National Park is the traffic watching them
5. The smelling of a thermal pool oddly reminds one of a gym locker room. Or Henry’s room.
6. Montana believes that one sign saying “ROAD WORK NEXT 1,000,000 Miles” is a get-out-of-telling-you anything free card.
7. Idaho wants to follow in Montana’s footsteps
8. It is customary for insects in Wyoming and Montana to throw themselves at out-of-state minivans, especially if they are larger a crow.
9. Montana state highways are a Darwillian attempt at reducing the number of vacationers.
10. A relaxing vacation isn’t
(printed magazine/newspaper)
