10 QUESTIONS, NO ANSWERS

1. If the “ladies” bitch and moan about how much gardening they need to do all summer, why do they proceed with zest in the spring purchasing things that they know will grow faster than the mold in the refrigerator?

2. Why do we act surprised at every batch of new kittens?

3. Or when some “disappear”?

4. Why do they call it a Candle “Party”? If I had a party and demanded guests to purchase randomly assorted wares lacking any conceivable use, it would be called “extortion” or perhaps a “fishing trip”.

5. What the hell is an “infarction”?

6. Why does Dale have so many?

7. Who, in their right mind, gave George a gun?

8. Or better yet, bullets?

9. How come an “overnight” bag for the girls weighs more than a Toyota Camry?

10. How can Mexican wine be such a great deal when we all sit around at Thanksgiving and give our thanks, the first item on our list is that we are NOT drinking that Mexican wine?