LOCATION COMPATIBILITY TEST

QUESTION	SPOKANE	PUYALLUP	YAKIMA	MONTANA
1. Normal form of Transportation	Greyhound	A Minivan	Stolen	Three phrases: Pickup. Gun Rack. Gravel Road.
2. Most visited location.	The Gonzaga BB team. Oops, did I say that?	The Fair	The Jail	A ditch after a snowstorm
3. Most commonly heard summer phrase	Geez it’s hot, but hey, at least it’s a dry heat.	Dry heat hell, it’s bloody hot. I’m going back home	Oh quit your whining.	At least it’s not Boise
4. What locals do for fun	We don’t have fun in Spokane, we’re too conservative	Pretend we’re superior to people from E stern Washington	Visit Seattle as those people over there are so much superior to us.	Count Grasshoppers
5. #1 Reason given for living there	It’s not Idaho	Paying $10 to go to a fair to eat a $1 scone	Low crime, moderate temps, hey, I’m in the wrong damn place!	A intense dislike of neighbors… and civilization in general
6. Largest Monument	Mt. Spokane	Tim Eyeman’s Ego	The Great Yakima Cavern (formally known as the Yakima Mall)	Yellowstone (which we nicely allow those ungrateful twerps in Wyoming to share)
7. Fastest animal	Greg in a Pathfinder	Hannah going to the barn	Open bottle of Mexican Wine	The Collins family checking out of the Shilo Inn
8. You’ll know it’s time to move WHEN	You begin actually believing the phrase “it’s a dry heat”	A certain brother’s name is no longer on the “inmate” list at the local jail	Family members begin moving back	They finally begin paving the roads