Family Lightbulb Jokes

 

How many Hannah's does it take to change a light bulb?

Light bulb?

Yes, a light bulb. So you can do your homework.

Homework?

The homework that's due tomorrow!

Oh yea, I FORGOT.

 

How many Sophie's does it take to change a light bulb?

Princesses do NOT change light bulbs.

 

How many Henry's does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. But only after 4 hours of talking about it.

 

How many Karlyn's does it take to change a light bulb?

Don't know, she's never changed one.

 

How many Jackie's does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but not until she goes to the store, repairs the roof, fixes dinner for 1,000 guests, rescues orphaned kitties and save the world.

 

How many Erin's does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but first she'll need to tell the burned out bulb that it's a terminal condition

 

How many George's does it take to change a light bulb?

One. And a .22

 

How many Jocele's does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but wait till you get the bill. You'd wish it was still dark.

 

How many Brian's does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but it'll take 6-9 months of good behavior before he can get to it.

 

How many Dale's does it take to change a light bulb?

None, he thinks the original bulb had a really good idea

 

How many blonde Karlyn's does it take to change a light bulb?

None. She's waiting for the light bulbs she planted last fall to sprout

 

How many Barbara's does it take to change a light bulb?

After one good look, that bulb'd wish it had stayed lit.

 

How many Mimi's does it take to change a light bulb?

Only a fifth. (read it a few times)

 

How many Jessie's does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The REAL question is how many boyfriends does it take to change a light bulb?

Ok, so how many boyfriends DOES it take?

How many can I have?

 

How many Spats' does it take to change a light bulb?

None. He needs it dark as he intends to kill the old feeble woman by tripping her.

 

How many "big" George's does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to drive 60 miles to the nearest store to get the spare and one to tell Evelyn to change it.

 

How many James' does it take to change a lightbulb?

(Karlyn) He NEVER changes lightbulbs

(Henry) I don't know, but if you have a few hours I'll discuss how electricity works

(Hannah) Dad? Change light bulbs? Better call 911 right now.

(Sophie) 911? I thought it was 991?

(Jessie) He changes light bulbs? I thought he was too busy picking on me and my wonderful, perfect, cute, adorable, perfect boyfriend.

(Erin) you know, changing lightbulbs could lead to serious medical conditions. Let me explain each of them to you, in vivid detail

(Jackie) James changes light bulbs? I just WISH I had time to change light bulbs.

(Dale) When I was young, our light bulbs didn't burn out at all

(Jackie) Dale, when you were young, you didn't have electricity

(George) Try www.changethelightbulb.com

 

Actual answer is one. Just don't hold your breath – he's busy writing stories.