Family
Lightbulb Jokes
How
many Hannah's does it take to change a light bulb?
Light
bulb?
Yes,
a light bulb. So you can do your homework.
Homework?
The
homework that's due tomorrow!
Oh
yea, I FORGOT.
How
many Sophie's does it take to change a light bulb?
Princesses
do NOT change light bulbs.
How
many Henry's does it take to change a light bulb?
Just
one. But only after 4 hours of talking about it.
How
many Karlyn's does it take to change a light bulb?
Don't
know, she's never changed one.
How
many Jackie's does it take to change a light bulb?
One,
but not until she goes to the store, repairs the roof, fixes dinner for 1,000
guests, rescues orphaned kitties and save the world.
How
many Erin's does it take to change a light bulb?
One,
but first she'll need to tell the burned out bulb that it's a terminal
condition
How
many George's does it take to change a light bulb?
One.
And a .22
How
many Jocele's does it take to change a light bulb?
One,
but wait till you get the bill. You'd wish it was still dark.
How
many Brian's does it take to change a light bulb?
One,
but it'll take 6-9 months of good behavior before he can get to it.
How
many Dale's does it take to change a light bulb?
None,
he thinks the original bulb had a really good idea
How
many blonde Karlyn's does it take to change a light bulb?
None.
She's waiting for the light bulbs she planted last fall to sprout
How
many Barbara's does it take to change a light bulb?
After
one good look, that bulb'd wish it had stayed lit.
How
many Mimi's does it take to change a light bulb?
Only
a fifth. (read it a few times)
How
many Jessie's does it take to change a light bulb?
None.
The REAL question is how many boyfriends does it take to change a light bulb?
Ok,
so how many boyfriends DOES it take?
How
many can I have?
How
many Spats' does it take to change a light bulb?
None.
He needs it dark as he intends to kill the old feeble woman by tripping her.
How
many "big" George's does it take to change a light bulb?
Two.
One to drive 60 miles to the nearest store to get the spare and one to tell
Evelyn to change it.
How
many James' does it take to change a lightbulb?
(Karlyn)
He NEVER changes lightbulbs
(Henry)
I don't know, but if you have a few hours I'll discuss how electricity works
(Hannah)
Dad? Change light bulbs? Better call 911 right now.
(Sophie)
911? I thought it was 991?
(Jessie)
He changes light bulbs? I thought he was too busy picking on me and my wonderful,
perfect, cute, adorable, perfect boyfriend.
(Erin)
you know, changing lightbulbs could lead to serious medical conditions. Let me explain
each of them to you, in vivid detail
(Jackie)
James changes light bulbs? I just WISH I had time to change light bulbs.
(Dale)
When I was young, our light bulbs didn't burn out at all
(Jackie)
Dale, when you were young, you didn't have electricity
(George)
Try www.changethelightbulb.com
Actual
answer is one. Just don't hold your breath – he's busy writing stories.