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News from Yakima indicates that "Daisy", the dog formerly as "Cebrus, Defender of Hades" has calmed down a bit. While one might believe it was due to continually working on obedience and control techniques mastered through long classes with experts, in truth its because they've wired up the dog to enough electricity to fry Charles Manson. "Radio Shock Collar" is the technical term (as "Doggy Torture Device" is a bitch to market). Anyhow, Daisy seems to be much calmer now and if you put a light bulb in her mouth, can light it up. Speaking of being lit up, Henry has now joined Jessie with his own "random body piercing". In Henry's case, it involved one Chum Salmon, a sharp hook and really, really bad luck. The hook got him in the forehead, near the eyebrow. His sisters referred to it as an improvement while I just pondered how to record it in the catch card. Oh well, at least he can work for Starbucks. As of this time, both Sophie and Hannah are OUT OF BRACHES, and that's not because I was so cheap they were repo'd (those are Henry's). Anyhow, the feeling you have after both sets are removed and looking at their bright smiles is amazing: "I paid for THAT?" Speaking of Paying for it, GEORGE is now doing radio. The station, an FM station with at least 20 watts of mind-blowing power, is located in the People's Republic of Boise and is an "community" station, not NPR (as being NPR and in Idaho means a total audience of about 12). Anyhow, he hosts a program that features only the finest, most obscure music ever made (don't be surprised if you hear Dolly Parton doing Reggae). The website is here: www.radioboise.org They are asking for $10.00 donations to keep it going. I therefore suggest giving them 5 bucks. Any on another note, I am requesting family information other than who is seeing a Psychritrist (Travis, you really should BEFORE joining this group of inmates). My reason for asking is pure - I am writing for the local paper and we seem to have a lack of local folks willing to have their private lives thrashed through the media. I just figure you folks are a bit slower. |
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I lost track of readership. It's somewhere near about 6,000,000 |
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