What if…..

1. What if Jackie was allergic to cats?
2. What if Gonzaga had a sucky basketball team?
3. What if Dale had a HARD time sleeping?
4. What if Henry thought that girls were gross? (He does proclaim this, but that doesn’t explain the hour he spent watching “Sports Illustrated barely clad bikini babes for 2004”)
5. What if Greg got a ticket for going 35mph in a 60mph zone?
6. What if Mimi was featured in a George Bush campaign commercial? FOR him?
7. What if George and Jocele decided to elope?
8. What if James donated $10 for #7?
9. What if Jackie and Dale made it rich with “overpricedwindowcoverings.com”?
10. What if the “high carb” diet turned out to be just a cruel hoax perpetuated by several overactive teenagers?
11. What if JJ is actually as stupid as he looks?
12. What if our chosen Chinese food was NOT called “Safeway”?
13. What if our microwaves broke? Would we starve to death?
14. What if Hannah acknowledged that she was NOT the result of divine intervention and is actually related to us?
15. What if I keep going and don’t shut-up?