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When I was in my younger days
I weighed a few pounds less
I needn't hold my tummy in
to wear a belted dress.

But now that I am older
I've set my body free
there's comfort in elastic
where once my waist would be.

Inventors of those high-heeled shoes
my feet have not forgiven;
I have to a nine now
But used to wear a seven.

And how about those pantyhose
they're sized by weight you see
So how come when I put them on
the crotch is at my knees?

I need to wear these glasses
as the prints were getting smaller.
And it wasn't very long ago
I know that I was taller.

Though my hair has turned to silver
and my skin no longer fits
On the inside I'm the same old me
Just the outside's changed a bit!

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