He Said:
I have freedom from religion,
And regardless what you say,
I don't have to bow my head,
And I sure Dont't Have To Pray.
I can wear earrings if I want,
And pierce my tongue & nose.
I can read & watch just what I like,
Be tattooed from head to toes.
And if you ever spank me,
I'll charge you with the crime,
I'll back up all my charges,
With the marks on my behind.
Don't you ever touch me,
This body's for My use,
Not for your hugs and kisses,
That's just more child abuse.
He Continued With:
I mulled it over carefully,
I couldn't let this go.
~~ A little smile crept to my face~~
He was messing with a pro!
Next day I took him shopping,
At the local Good Will store,
I told him, "pick out all you want!
There are shirts & pants galore."
I've called and checked with C.S.D.,
They said they didn't care,
If I bought you K-Mart shoes,
Instead of Nike Airs.
~~Oh! And~~
I've canceled that appointment
To take your driver's test.
The C.S.D. is unconcerned,
So I'll decide what's best.
No time to stop and eat,
Or pick up stuff to munch,
And tomorrow you can start to learn
To make your own sack lunch.
Just save that raging appetite,
And wait 'til dinner time.
We're having liver and onions.
It's a favorite dish of mine.
I also rented out your room,
You can take the couch instead.
The C.S.D. requires
just a roof above your head.
Your clothing won't be trendy now,
I'll choose the food we eat,
That allowance that you used to get
Will buy me something neat.
I'm selling off your jet ski,
Dirt-bike & roller blades.
Check out the
" Parents' Bill Of Rights,"
It's in effect today!
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