(SONG TO THE TUNE OF "DOE, A DEER")
Dough, the stuff that buys me beer.
Ray, the guy who sells me beer.
Me, the one who drinks the beer.
Far, a long run to get beer.
So, I'll drink another beer.
La, I'll drink another beer.
Tea, no thanks I'm drinking beer.
And that will bring us back to....Doh!
Our Lager, which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk, I will be drunk,
At home, as it is in the pub.
Give us this day, our foamy head,
And Forgive us our spillages.
As we forgive those who may spill against us.
And lead us not to incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is the beer,
The bitter, and the lager.
Forever and ever.
-Barmen
"He was a wise man, who invented beer."
-Plato
"I would give all my fame for a pot of ale & safety."
-William Shakespeare, "Henry V"
"Beer is proof God loves us & wants us to be happy."
-Benjamin Franklin
"For a quart of ale is a dish for a King."
-William Shakespeare, "A Winter's Tale"
"Give me a woman who loves beer, & I will conquer the World."
-Kaiser Wilhelm
"No TV & No Beer Make Homer Go Crazy."
-Homer Simpson
Here's to you Canada
Here's to your hockey hair, your long underwear, & your multi-coloured money. Here's to saying please, & your ducks & geese & always being funny.
Here's to open spaces, away from rat races & a beer that quenches the thirst. Here's to being proud, & saying it loud even when you don't come first.
To your pretty girls, & black coloured squirrels, & that stands so free. Here's to different faces from different places who love this country just like me.
But most of all, here's to standing tall & saying it like a true Acadian. I love this land, I love this country, &
I AM CANADIAN!!!!!!!!
Hey,
I am not a lumberjack, or a fur trader. I don't live in an igloo, or eat blubber or own a dogsled. I don't know Jimmy or Sally or Suzie from Canada, although I'm sure they're very nice people.
I have a Prime Minister, not a President. I speak English & French, not American. I pronounce it "about", not "a boot". I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack. I believe in peace keeping not policing, diversity not assimilation, & that the beaver is truly a proud, & noble animal!
A toque is a hat! A chesterfield is a couch! And it is pronounced "zed", not "zee", "zed"! Canada is the second largest land mass, the first nation of hockey, & the best part of North America! My name is <name here> &
I AM CANADIAN!!!!!!
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