BEER HUMOUR (PAGE 2)

Here's something my friend Diane sent me.  Who loves you D?  Click Here to see it!!!!  (funny stuff!!!)

BEER JOKES

JOKE#1: After the North American Beer Festival, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.  The guy from Corona sits down & says: "Hey Senor, I'll have the best beer in the world.  Give me a Corona."  So, he gets his Corona.  The guy from Budweiser sits down & says: "I'll have the best beer in the world.  Give me 'The King of Beers', a Budweiser."  So he gets a Budweiser.  Now, the guy from Molson's sits down & says: "I'll have a Coke."  The bartender & the other presidents are a little shocked by this.  One of them asks: "Aren't you getting a Molson?"  The Molson guy answers: "Well, I figured if you guys weren't drinking beer, neither would I." JOKE#2: One day an Englishman, an American & a Canadian walked into a pub together.  They all decided to buy pints of Labatt Blue.  Just as they were about to enjoy their drinks, a fly lands in each of their pints.  The Englishman pushed his beer away in disgust.  The American fished the fly out & continued drinking his beer.  The Canadian fished the fly out, & started shaking it over the glass saying: "SPIT IT OUT!  SPIT IT OUT, YOU BASTARD!!!"

THE TEAM CANADA BUBBA BEER DRINKING TEAM

THE CONTESTANTS ARE....

Ron

B.J.

Scott

The Team Canada Beer Drinking Champion 2003 B.J. Platt

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